
Well, Marcella is back to having wireless internet issues! She had internet service where the cable television was station, until stupid Time Warner Cable decided to be a douche. They wouldn’t let the phone work for my elderly grandpa!! So that 3 in 1 package is shit. I ( Marcella) will have to go back to catching wi-fi. So please be patient with me, as I run a muck in my house to make sure the coverage is as live as possible.
While you are waiting for my wacky coverage, CHECK out these awesome sites! They are of my favorite WWE RAW Diva, Melina Perez.
http://melinahq.org/
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http://melina-revealed.net/
Remember, WWE RAW was already taped as the stars went to Australia. If you can’t remember, check here.
And by the way, my FCW & OVW coverage will be back sometime this week, as I’m off of LOA! Tada
Well, bossman, Trisha, comma bitch will be spamming manning the twitter ( @OSDivalicious_) !
Today’s Daily Diva is Layla and today’s Summer Diva is Kelly Kelly. Check out both photoshoots below!

HAI R-Truth! I still hate you. I hope Edge spears you! Kthxbai!
Lisa is probably marking out right now as Wade Barrett is spanking Edge everywhere. The crowd is so behind Edge. Barrett motions for the rest of Nexus to come. Edge runs away into the crowd. DARREN YOUNG, your hair is atrocious.
JOHN CENA is looking ravishing! Edge quits! Now Jericho wants Cena to quit. Bless them!
We see a clip of Summerslam 1991 at Madison Square Garden. It’s Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect. I mark out for MSG! Bret won the IC belt that night. We see legendary Stu Hart and Bret’s mommy! Summerslam has always been a place where legends were born and made just like WrestleMania.
John Morrison is with Great Khali backstage. They are talking about dwarfs and samurais The Nexus love Great Khali. -____-
Alicia Fox ( Diva’s Champion), Jillian Hall, & Tamina vs. Natalya, Eve Torres, & Gail Kim
We hear Eve’s music as the face team is in the ring. Eve & Gail are wearing turquoise/greeny attire and Nattie is wearing her regular pink, white, and black attire. Fox’s music hits the PA as the heels prance out. Uh, Tamina has her regular attire. >.< Jillian is very blonde tonight. Jillian and Gail lock up. Jilly has a hand full of hair. She is throwing Gail around by Gail’s hair. Near fall on Gail. She throws the back of Gail into her knees. Backbreaker to Gail. Near fall on Gail. Jilly tags out to Alicia. Alicia goes for a move. Fox goes for a tag, but Jillian won’t tag in. Flapjack to Gail. Gail tags in Nattie. Nattie opens it up to Alicia. All these power moves are being performed by Natalya. Tamina gets involved. Gail gets Tamina out. Jillian tries to help. However, Gail gets a crossbody into Tamina. Now it’s a wrestling clinic . Jillian throws Gail into the turnbuckle. Nattie is hitting Fox with everything but the kitchen sink! Nattie goes for the win. Tamina gets involved. As Nattie and Tamina fight, Fox recovers. Tamina gets thrown out of the ring. And now, Fox hits her Axe Kick for the win.
Fox gets the microphone and declares that she is the greatest champion. She has beaten everyone. They are angry and ready to thump her. Alicia Fox is about to declare herself the most dominant diva. Uh oh! Paparazzi hits. MELINA HAS RETURNED! Fox gets out of the ring. Jillian kicks Alicia and throws her back into the ring for Melmel. Foxy runs at Melmel and Melina does the matrix move. She hits a great facebuster/ tripping move. She then hits the Sunset Split finisher as she yells “I’M BACKKKK!” Melina poses and prances around. Cole & King says she looks good, and boy did she look nice. Welcome back Melina!
Did I mention how much I love John Cena today? He is so sexy and hot like RRRRRosa Mendes would say. ;) UH NO! He flew out of the ring weirdly! :( Jericho is screaming that Cena is a stupid man. STAY DOWN STUPID MAN! Awwh, I find Jericho to be hilarious. I don’t like knee pads. :S
Will the GM fuck off?
Randy Orton is very pissy! Remember Orton took out Triple H!!
Legendary looks awesome. And no it’s not because John Cena is in it. I like stories like that about struggle and success.
The Great Khali w/ Ranjin Singh vs. Ted Dibiase w/ Maryse
Khali & Singh come to the ring and dance around. Ted ( in purple panties) and Maryse ( in a white & black dress) come out. Maryse does her hair flip as Ted watches her. She holds the rope for Ted to enter. Well, honestly, this isn’t a match. Maryse is making faces like ouchies! I like Maryse’s dress. Khali is so bad in the ring. Maryse is screaming at the referee, so Ted thumbs Khali in the eye. Nexus ( Skip Sheffield and Wade Barrett) come out. Maryse is making faces as Teddy loses to the vice grip of Khali. Nexus is parading around loving Khali.
The Other Guys ( Will Ferrell && Mark Wahlberg) are tallking. Will is being mean to the Bella Twins who are wearing Maryse’s dress. They want Will, but Mark wants them. Will doesn’t want them. Mark says that he likes Alicia Fox more. Brie Bella pushes Mark into the chair. ( Yeah Marc && I think it was Brie). So Maryse and The Bella Twins went shopping for those dresses together. LMFAO!! Maybe Rosa went with them as she always has sexy and hot dresses! ;)
Now Miz is out ta-ta-ta-talking that blah blah blah blahblahblah. Marc hates Miz soooo much. LMFAO! He mentioned Orton’s voices in his head. (-nerdy glasses look-)
Orton better slap a bitch like parenthesis, comma, parenthesis! (Inside joke!) YAYAYAYAYAYAY! Orton does his greatness pose. I’m sorry, I really do mark out for that pose. :) AYAYAAY! Nice win. Orton pounding the mat ready for Sheamus was a great ending for Raw!
Final Royal Thoughts:
It was lovely to see Melina back in the ring. I cannot wait to see her wrestle. Mel always comes back with new moves! It’s also very interesting to see how Jillian’s role will play out. Is she going to finally turn face and reunite with her BFFL? The reformation of the HollyWood Dream Team ( A Royally invented tag team name) would be epic. I really do think Natalya and Tamina deserve to have their match up in the proper way.
The Bella Twins were useless tonight. Maryse and Teddy’s storyline is progressing nicely.
Alicia may be a fox, but Melina is the barracuda. Hey remember when Jim Ross would say that MelMel was a barracuda?!
Be sure to leave comments or c-box messages. What was your thoughts on Melina’s return? How was the divas match up? Did the Bella Twins cameo irk you? Do you like Maryse’s dress? ;)