Monthly Archives: July 2009
Maryse news: Surgery, return, and her title reign.
So, if you haven’t heard already, WWE’s residential French Poodle and part time bitch Maryse has had a pretty bad week.
At Night of Champions, she lost her title to a legend in making with a pretty big freaking ego Mickie James. I still have mixed emotions about it, but oh well, she’ll regain the title again soon.
And the reason why she wasn’t on RAW Monday Night was not because of a bruised ego (okay, that may of played a part in that). She was actually in Alabama, getting prepped to go into surgery the next day to fix a knee problem that stems back to December.
On her twitter, she announced that she is “Bionic” whatever that means, so apparently her surgery went well. Being in the same perdicament that she is knee wise, healing from something like that takes a while, so she’ll be on the shelf for about 3 months. So, that means that her title lose was, how you say, a blessing in disguise? Hopefully she’ll take the time to get up to 100 per cent before bringing her back again. This totally destroys my hopes of seeing her in Montreal when Breaking Point rolls around in September.
Maryse’s title reign is in the record books, as she is not only the LONGEST reigning Diva’s Champion, but she is the sixth longest reigning female champion after the Women’s Championship’s reactivation in 1998. She is also the second longest reigning champion, second to that of fellow Canadian, Trish Stratus. Her title reign is longer than the title reigns of people like Chyna, Beth, Molly Holly, Victoria, and even Lita. Here’s the list of the 6 [7 counting Maryse] ladies with the longest title reign[s], with the days they’ve held it for.
Fabolous Moolah 3651
Rockin’ Robin 451
Trish Stratus 448
Sensational Sherri 441
Alundra Blayze 342
Wendi Richter 239
Maryse Ouellet 216
The Se(x) Factor – The REAL Original Diva Outfit Analysis Blog!
Before I get started I just wanted to comment on what Marc & Trisha mentioned earlier, the sad fact that people have been stealing our ideas. Okay, when I joined OSD, I really wanted to do something different, I sat up thinking about ideas, even talking with the team countless times. I finally came up with an idea, analyzing WWE Divas outfits weekly and commenting on what I thought looked good and what didn’t. Marc & Trisha [the brilliant buttheads they are] came up with the name, The Se(X) Factor and we were ready to go, I had my column and was excited about it. THEN, a few days after my 2nd successful one [the most recent], Trisha showed me something…that a so called innovative and original ‘popular’ Diva site has ripped it off. Okay, please explain to me how someone comes up with the SAME EXACT idea as you and writes up the column the same way as you and they came up with it? That just doesn’t happen. It’s always the underdogs who are way better and reporting and actually care about their viewers that are used by the “big dogs” for ideas but get no cred? To quote someone awesome, we’re often imitated but never duplicated. No matter how hard you try, you will never be us, we’re not cocky but we are awesome and don’t need to jack someone elses style to rock! We won’t call you out because you know who you are. PLUS we have a little more dignity than that. What goes around comes around, bitches! With that out of the way, I hope you enjoy this!
PPV:
Michelle – Michelle seems to almost always have a nice outfit on. Green looks real good on her, with her tan and all!
Melina – Dark red usually looks like crap unless it’s just a top – but Melina made those pants look sexy. Some people can just look great in anything!
Mickie – WOW. Mickie looks really amazing in that silver color and the red trims made it even cuter. One of her best outfits to date in my opinion and the matching makeup was killer. Go Mickie, and congrats on your way!
Maryse – The french sensation is sexy in sparkles once again. I loved those shorts, ‘Nough said!
Maria – The outfit wasn’t my favorite but it was definitely better than her most recent Smackdown outfits. Why the hell does she sit in a chair at ringside though? This is confusing me. Is she too lazy to stand and clap or is someone afraid she would mess that up, too?
RAW:
Beth – Where has Beth been? She reminds me of a superhero in her glama-suits! Black and red are both really great colors on her but I wish she would try another style outfit sometime soon, as this is getting blah.
Read on for the rest of the RAW Divas, ECW and SmackDown! Divas!
The Dark Phoenix Rises
Today we bring you a new feature of the OhSoDivalicious ‘Strike A Pose’ posts! As well as bringing you a Divas or Knockouts photoshoot, we will also feature one of their previous ones and you can vote and tell us which one is better! To kick this new feature off, we bring to you the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix with her new photoshoot ‘Dark Phoenix’ and an older one of hers, ‘Red-dy For The Holidays’!
Okie dokey let’s start off with Beth’s new photoshoot, ‘Dark Phoenix’. Personally I think she looks really bad. The make-up, the lighting and the outfit does not compliment her at all. The make-up makes her look like a druggie and really quite old! While this new photoshoot is really bad, ‘Red-dy For The Holidays’ is a much better photoshoot; one of Beth’s best! The hair, make-up, outfit and the poses in this shoot really bring out a new side to the Glamazon, and it really shows how lovely she can look, instead of being the butch angry Diva we see most weeks.
Are you feeling Beth’s new photoshoot? Or are you red-dy for something old?
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TNA Releases A Knockout’s Writer…
Both Dutch Mantell and Savio Vega have been released from TNA. Mantell was a major part of the creative team since 2003, and was a major ally of Jeff Jarrett. Vega was also on the creative team, working mainly with the Knockouts. Mantell and Vega were close from their years working in Puerto Rico.
~ Wrestling Observer
BYEBYEBYE Savio Vega, hihihi newer Knockout ideas?
Really? AGAIN?
Let me bring you back to a post Trisha made the other day by clicking here. Call it bitching, call it being pathetic, call it being whatever you want to call it. But what I call it, is ANNOYING!
When you work your ass off to bring visitors a different bunch of ‘gimmicks’, ‘quirky ideas’ and a different style of posting and someone blatently rips you off, renames it and becomes the ‘first news site to do this!’ it does get under your skin.
I posted something the other day and I go looking on one of the more popular women of wrestling websites to find I have had the name of my post and some contents of the post completely copied word for word.
Now I don’t like causing internet drama or a scene over the internet as it’s just not needed, but like I said before, when you work your ARSE OFF and what you’ve worked to produce gets stolen, things start to get annoying and rather stupid. I mean the OSD team are just a bunch of nice, down to earth people who want to bring you Diva news, gossip and quirky gimmicks for you to enjoy. So what we might not get 8457328094 hits a day, but we don’t care about that. We do this because we love doing it, not because we’re bored and want to STEAL other people’s ideas. KTHXBYE!
Mickie & Maria Play Swapsie!
Yesterday, Maria played dress-up as Dolph’s Doll. Hi, he’s Dolph Ziggler. Today, Mickie plays Maria, by crawling out of closets and corners. Mickie’s in her Raw outfit from last Monday, and Maria’s in her Trump Conference outfit (Thanks Lory! ;D). I personally think Maria looks better, even though she’s got a blatent rip-off of my home-made Prom hat (Mine was better, honest! ;P), Mickie’s top kinda ruins what she was going for, but I do like the different setting. I think… :S
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Diva Dolls – Jillian Hall!
Welcome to yet another crazy idea spurned from the mad minds of Trisha and Marc, Diva Dolls! This is where we literally play dress-up with Divas, changing pretty much anything and everything from wardrobe to theme songs, creating newer and sometimes silly gimmicks! We’ll take our turns to dress-up a Diva, so excuse the dodgy Photoshop Playabouts! This week (well, this time!) we’re delving into the scrap clothes box with absent and missed Raw Diva, Jillian Hall!
Marc Presents: Jelly Baby!
Name: Jillian Hall
Ring Name: Jillian “Jelly Baby” Hall
From: The 80s!
Entrance Theme: Locomotion – Kylie Minogue
Finisher: Disco Flip (450° splash)
Jillian’s been out of action for quite a while now. You wanna know why? She got teleported back to the 80s, where she saw the light and learnt to sing! She also got a whole new look over there, getting herself a sexy fringe to compliment her new eccentric outfits! As well as acquiring a new wardrobe, new hairdo and a beautiful new singing voice, Jillian being zapped back into the 21st century learnt that she wants to acquire a little more than a sexii new look…She wants the Women’s title! She would play a babyface as somehow, Jilly [being a heel] throwing disco balls, afro wigs and beads at people didn’t quite work for me.
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Read on for Trisha & Emerson’s Diva Dolls!
Naked Knockouts!
It’s no secret now that TNA has signed a deal with Playboy and Traci Brooks will be featured in the magazine this October. Why have they struck a deal with Playboy? Probably to try and one-up WWE again and fail miserably or to draw in more perverts veiwers; who knows what they were thinking? Anyway, the original TNA Knockout will be the first to pose for the magazine and this most likely will be a recurring thing for TNA, as it was for WWE. SoCal Val was asked previously to pose for the mag, but denied that, but I think she most likely will pose for it now that TNA are Playboy’s new BFF. The question is after Traci, who will be the next hypocrite Knockout to get naked? Vote in the poll below!
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Also take a look at this TNA Knockouts promo taken from last year I believe. What a turn around..
Layla’s Status
Am I the only one to notice that SmackDown! Diva Layla’s alignment has been changing since her return to Friday nights? She was drafted to the blue brand as a heel, feuded with Eve, shook her hand and was a face the next week in a backstage segment with Eve and Maria. The week after, Layla becomes heel again. Two weeks ago Layla came out, danced, played upto the crowd acting like a babyface - she stood up to heel Ricky Ortiz. AND now this week, Layla teams with Michelle McCool to take on Melina and Eve in a tag match. Whats going on?!
