A strange  live coverage of Night of Champions. Anything can happen in WWE.

Michelle McCool vs. Melina Perez for Women’s Championship

- Michelle McCool dropkicked Melina while she did her entrance. So  Melina  speared her. MelMel did the Matrish as Michelle looked like a confused duck. Melina has been rather angry trying to deform poor Michy. Michelle begs for mercy bu, Melina harmed her.Now they are on the outside and Michelle hit her famous knee to the barrier. Michy pulled the half boston crab on Melina so they can relax. Again, they are on the outside but Michelle missed  her knee shyyt. They were standing on the top of the security wall. Melina was gonna do her hair toss, but Michy DDT’ed her. Michy missed the baseball slide. The angry hair toss occurred on the outside. Let’s just say THIS MATCH is awesome. Spear to turnbuckle to Michelle.  KNEES to the stomach of Michelle McCool. McCool is reeling. Candice Michelle like kick to Michy for a two count.  Belly to Belly suplex to Melina. There was a pin for a two count.   Seated Senton from the top rope and Melina goes for the pin, but Michy reversed. She then  pulled a quick and fleeting victory  via the deep cradle.

Winner: Michelle McCool

Want to know what happens in the Diva’s Championship match… Tune in.

Maryse was stretching and The Miz came over.  She told him that he can see her other moves after the match. But he was still a loser and won’t get a kissypoo.  So Miz blasted her and said that she’s a TEASE and butches the English language. The Miz said that Maryse will lose the championship one day!

Maryse vs  Mickie James  for the Diva’s Championship

- Mickie James has new ring attire. Michael Cole keeps butchering speaking. STOP TALKING. Maryse threw her coat at Mickie James so Micks went nuts.  Maryse keeps dodging  Mickie.  The lockup in the middle of the ring and  Maryse keeps going into the ropes. Micks pulled at Mary’s hair.  Maryse kicked Mickie as Micks went over the top rope. She hit the floor hard!  Micks slided in at the 8 count. “WE WANT PUPPIES” chant started up. o.O  Maryse kept hitting Micks with elbows and knees. It’s time for her camel clutch! She then trash talked the referee and rubbing Mickie’s face into the mat. Mickie battled back up but was stopped by Mary. Maryse threw Mickie to the outside.  Mary put her back in the ring and  brought out the hairspray. Mickie went to use it and now they fight on the oustide. Mickie missed her  splash, but  was pinned by Mary only for a two count.  Maryse again did the camel clutch. They must be  VERY tired. Mickie battled back and threw Maryse off with a electic chair move.  Maryse battled  back to smack Mickie, but now Mickie is smacking the shyyt out of Maryse.  Neckbreaker to Maryse! Maryse kicks out at two. Mickie James is getting frustrated.  Maryse was trying to channel Michelle McCool but failed.  Maryse goes for the French Kiss DDT, but Mickie hits the  MICKIE DDT.  She picks up the win and becomes the second ever  Double Ladies Champion!

Winner: MICKIE JAMES THE NEW DIVAS CHAMPION!

Maria accompanied Dolph Ziggler in his bout against Rey Mysterio.  She thought she was special with a bird feather in her hair. I guess she thinks she can fly like a birdie? Sitting down  on a chair while a match  going on won’t be covered further unless you want an ANGRY Royal shouting. HOLLERING!~

WWE DIVAS have upped their game in this PPV. They allowed both divisions to be represented in the PPV and they haven’t failed. The Matches were physical and showcased that these divas are more than a pretty face! HOW ABOUT THAT TNA KNOCKOUTS!

I believe  the Michelle vs Melina match was the better of the two matches. I am very pleased with how they formulated the matches according to the storylines.  I wasn’t happy with the cheap deep cradle in the Michy vs. Mel match. However, let’s say, Good job WWE! You finally booked some decent Diva shyyt!