
Welcome to ANOTHER edition fo RAW IS MARCELLA.
Forgive me in advance, I begin student teaching for the next FOUR months. So this live coverage might be affected. So it may either be late or Marc will take it over half way…to make it a RAW IS ROYAL !
Guest host for this week is none other than “THE AMERICAN DREAM” Dusty Rhodes, father of Cody Rhodes and Goldust. He is also a legend of this business and hall of famer.
The divas ( Jillian, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim) are in the back as the referee tells them they are competing in an American Dream Matchy Battle Royal. The winner will face Mickie James for the Diva’s Title LATER TONIGHT!
Battle Royal
Gail and Kelly came out together. Beth comes out by herself. Rosa comes out in her lovely yellow attire. Jillian then comes out in a special glittery purple top. Alicia Fox bounces out. Jillian ties up with Alicia. Gail and Rosa march. Kelly and Beth go nuts. Rosa bumps into Beth and Beth throws her away, eliminating the ROYALS FAVORITE!. Gail eliminated Alicia. Beth eliminates Kelly Kelly. Gail tries to harm Beth. Gail and Jillian try eliminate each other. Jillian takes it to Gail. KNEES to JILLIAN’s back. Jillian powers Gail, but Gail powers out. Jillian continues to try to throw Gail out. Forearms to Jillian. JILLIAN SAT ON GAIL.Jillian screams and punches Gail. Gail harms Jillian out. Beth kicks Gail out to win.
WINNER; BETH PHOENIX IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
She gloats like a weirdo sitting on the turnbuckles showing us her WHITE armpits. =/
DIVA’s TITLE MATCH
Mickie James (C) vs. Beth Phoenix
Beth is in the ring jumping up an down as she is angry and wants a new accessory. She changed her outfit from her blue and black to black and red and ZEBRA PRINT. She wants to be refreshed. Mickie jumps out in her normal blue attire because she has no clothes. :\ Bless her. Mickie goes for an early roll up. The crowd is behind Mickie James. Beth lifts Mickie and slams her into the turnbuckles. Beth went nuts on Mickie and BETH DROPKICKED HER. Mickie is crying like a baby holding her arm. Beth shoulder blocked Mickie like an angry PMSing bitch. SHOULDER BREAKER TO MICKIE. KICK OUT AT TWO! Beth continues the assault on the shoulder/arm of Mickie. In the words of my friend, Michelle, the crowd is in awe that actual wrestling is going on. ;) Mickie powers back and punches Beth like a nut. DROPKICK to Beth in the knee. Now to the jaw. CLOTHESLINE to Beth. Beth and Mickie going at it. Mickie does the hurricanna.Beth pushes Mickie out of the ring as Micks was on the top rope. Beth throws Mickie into the barrier. TWO COUNT! Beth is getting so ANGRY. Beth hits a clubbing blow with her kick. Beth goes for a running powerslam but it was countered into a FLYING DDT. Beth was sitting there like a dodo brain. BETH WAS OUTTTTTTT! Mickie pins her to retain her belt.
WINNER: MICKIE JAMES STILL CHAMP!
Mickie celebrates as Beth grinds and glares like a MONG!
THE ROYALS LOVED the Battle Royal very much. It was one of the best diva matches on Raw in a very long time. Nice job ladies! And good job to Mickie and Beth in actually having an interesting bout that was devastating. But really, Jillian or Rosa should have a chance at Mickie. Maybe, even ALICIA. Well, we have seen Beth vs. Mickie. Something new is wonderful!

MADISON RAYNE & CANDICE MICHELLE? There was rumour of Candice being in talks with TNA, but it probably was just rumour as Candice did state that she was finished with wrestling for now. However, teaming with Madison could open up a brand new door for Candice. It would give her a second chance to shine proper without injury, showing people she is a wrestler and not just a
MADISON RAYNE & NEVAEH? Nevaeh is Madison Rayne’s independent partner down in Shimmer. They were the first Shimmer Tag Team Champions and fought many duos together. It would make sense for Madi to bring up an old friend who she has chemistry with. However, Nevaeh would be an absolute unknown and add another knockout to an already heavy load of girlies. It would give Nevaeh some national recognition as relatively nothing is known about her. The chances are very slim. LIKELINESS: 4.5/10!
MADISON RAYNE & SIRELDA / MOOSE? Sirelda (who nobody really remembers) and Moose were hinted at a TNA return. Moose “I HATE BIMBOS” Knuckles apparantly owes the company money and she was the original third member of The Beautiful People. So what better revenge could Madison get than to unleash bimbo hating beast on her former stable mates, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky!? Also, if I remember correctly, Sirelda manhandled Kurt Angle, so having a man beater on her side could help her defeat the Beauties once and for all. Plus, JB said it was a familiar face, and both (well Moose moreso) faces are hard to forget
MADISON RAYNE & ROXXI? Earlier, Roxxi was released in the middle of a heated feud with the Beautiful People.What better way then to return and solve the issue with the Beauties once and for all. JB did say it was a familiar face. Well, who can forget the resident Hardcore Knockouts’ face?! I’m sure Vel-Vel and Angie didn’t forget it! And plus, Rhaka Khan won’t be back in TNA, so there’s nothing holding Roxxi back!
MADISON RAYNE & JENNA MORASCA? Jenna’s gonna be jetting off for Survivor again soon and it would be a great way for Jenna to escape the Main Event Mafia and come into her own. Not having a tiff with the Beauties yet is a rare thing in the Knockouts division, but I’d say Jenna would be on the losing end, maybe getting bagged giving her a reason to be out of TNA for a while. LIKELINESS: 6/10!
Last night on TNA, they revealed the brackets for the Knockouts Tag Team Tournament (look to the left!). Daffney and Alissa Flash is by far my favourite team on there, but really, Sojo Bolt and Hamada? Isn’t Hamada face? Or are TNA planning to make Sojo face…again? But this could be a way for Sojo to get back in the spotlight by turning on Hamada and these two having a fued.















