Welcome to ANOTHER edition fo RAW IS MARCELLA.

Forgive me in advance, I begin student teaching  for the next FOUR months. So this live coverage might be affected. So  it may either be late or Marc will take it over half way…to make it a  RAW IS ROYAL !

Guest host for this week is none other than “THE AMERICAN DREAM”  Dusty Rhodes, father of Cody Rhodes and Goldust. He is also a legend of this business and hall of famer.

The divas ( Jillian, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim) are in the back as the referee tells them they are competing in an American Dream Matchy Battle Royal. The winner will face Mickie James for the Diva’s Title LATER TONIGHT!

Battle Royal

Gail and Kelly came out together. Beth comes out by herself. Rosa comes out in her lovely yellow attire. Jillian then comes out in a special glittery purple top. Alicia Fox bounces out. Jillian ties up with Alicia. Gail and Rosa march. Kelly and Beth go nuts. Rosa bumps into Beth and Beth throws her away, eliminating the ROYALS FAVORITE!. Gail eliminated Alicia. Beth eliminates Kelly Kelly. Gail tries to harm Beth. Gail and Jillian try eliminate each other. Jillian takes it to Gail.  KNEES to JILLIAN’s back.  Jillian powers Gail, but Gail powers out. Jillian continues to try to throw Gail out. Forearms to Jillian. JILLIAN SAT ON GAIL.Jillian screams and punches Gail.  Gail harms Jillian out.  Beth kicks Gail out to win.

WINNER; BETH PHOENIX IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!

She gloats like a weirdo sitting on the turnbuckles showing us her  WHITE armpits. =/

DIVA’s TITLE MATCH

Mickie James (C)  vs. Beth Phoenix

Beth is in the ring jumping up an down as she is angry and wants a new accessory.  She changed her outfit from her blue and black to black and red and ZEBRA PRINT. She wants to be refreshed. Mickie jumps out in her normal blue attire because she has no clothes. :\ Bless her. Mickie goes for an early roll up. The crowd is behind Mickie James.  Beth lifts Mickie and slams her into the turnbuckles.  Beth went nuts on Mickie and BETH DROPKICKED HER. Mickie is crying like a baby holding her arm. Beth shoulder blocked Mickie like an angry PMSing bitch.  SHOULDER BREAKER TO MICKIE. KICK OUT AT TWO! Beth continues the assault on the shoulder/arm of Mickie. In the words of my friend, Michelle, the crowd is in awe that actual wrestling is going on. ;) Mickie powers back and punches Beth like a nut. DROPKICK to Beth in the knee. Now to the jaw. CLOTHESLINE to Beth.  Beth  and Mickie going at it. Mickie does the hurricanna.Beth pushes Mickie out of the ring as Micks was on the top rope. Beth throws Mickie into the barrier.  TWO COUNT! Beth is getting so ANGRY. Beth hits a clubbing blow with her kick. Beth goes for a running powerslam but it was countered into a  FLYING DDT. Beth was sitting there like a dodo brain.  BETH WAS OUTTTTTTT! Mickie pins her to retain her belt.

WINNER: MICKIE JAMES STILL CHAMP!

Mickie celebrates as Beth grinds and glares like a MONG!

THE ROYALS LOVED the Battle Royal very much. It was one of the best diva matches on Raw in a very long time. Nice job ladies! And good job to Mickie and Beth in actually having an interesting bout that was devastating. But really, Jillian or Rosa should have a chance at Mickie. Maybe, even ALICIA. Well, we have seen Beth vs. Mickie. Something new is wonderful!