Monthly Archives: October 2009
The newest edition in the most popular fighting video game seres TEKKEN, was released yesterday and because it’s Halloween, I’m going to compare the Divas, Knockouts and ladies of wrestling to the femme fatales of the TEKKEN series!
TEKKEN Fighter: Nina Williams
Wrestler: Angelina Love
So let’s get things started with the lady who has been in the TEKKEN series since the beginning; Nina Williams. Nina is a deadly assassin spy from Ireland who lost most of her memory and in a cryogenic sleep, which keeps her from ageing. Nina is known for only smiling when she’s harming or tormenting someone, much like former TNA Knockouts Champion, Angelina Love! Both are blonde, beautiful and deadly fighters who love to cause harm to others! Angelina was part of The Beautiful People, a trio of ladies who wanted nothing more than to mock other people and show their dominance in the company.
TEKKEN Fighter: Ling Xiaoyu
Wrestler: Kelly Kelly
Both of these ladies are the youngest females on their respected rosters. Ling Xiayou is known for being bubbly and wanting the best for everyone. She’s a cutesy girl who looks weak on the outside, but when she steps into the arena, she suprises everyone and kicks butt. Kelly Kelly, who is probably the most bubbly Diva was seen as a cutesy girl (after being a stripper) who had improved so much in the squared circle. Xiaoyu wants love too but always from the bad boy, like Kelly with Mike Knox and Randy Orton!
What was Kelly for Halloween? [pic here] Why didn’t she go as her alter-video game-ego, Ling Xiaoyu?!
TEKKEN Fighter: Unknown
Wrestler: Alissa Flash
Not much is known about either of these ladies apart from their ruthlessness. Unknown is a one off in the game and she doesn’t really have a background. She stands in the way of each competitor as the final boss, who has a tough and evil persona, like Alissa. Alissa is very talented and ruthless when she steps in the ring, she makes it clear that nobody is competition for her and plus, since Alissa’s debut in TNA, nothing much or nothing at all is really known about this ladies past or where she came from.
TEKKEN Fighter: Anna Williams
Wrestler: Velvet Sky
Anna Williams is the sister of Nina Williams, Anna’s personality is the opposite though. Although Anna gets pleasure when someone is made a mockery of. Much like Velvet Sky, Anna is playful with her sexuality and teases people. People could refer to that as being a slut, but judging by both of these girls characters, who can deny that accusation?
Jillian Hall may have dressed as a guitar this year for Halloween, but unbeknownst to many, Jillian has dressed up as her idol on a few separate occasions! Jillian’s skin coloured rhinestone outfit was orginally worn by her hero, Britney Spears, at the 2000 VMA awards! Jillian toned the outfit down for obvious reasons, but hey take a look.
Could this be a future DittoDivas competition!?
WWE.com posted up one of their annual TOP 25 lists, this time about the scariest superstars in WWE history to tie in with Halloween!
To see all the Divas featured, click to read on after the cut.
‘Strike A Pose In 3 Words’ is a post which is short, sweet and to the point. Just click on the snippit of the shoot as usual to be redirected to the full shoot in our official gallery.
This is the first (of many hopefully) Strike A Pose: The Meter posts! The meter is introduced to rate the Divas or Knockouts photoshoot gimmick photoshoots on a certain meter related to the gimmick portrayed in the shoot.
The fright meter returns as does the Diva “Halloween” photoshoot! Our favourite former Divas Champion, Jillian Hall kicks off today’s Fright Meter with her lovely guitar outfit! It’s not very Halloween-y, but hey, anything can pass as Halloween-y in the land of the Divas. But props for Jilly for being creative and not just taking off most of her clothes like these Divas. So, Jillian may not have GaGa’d out as we expected, but I’m gonna give her a 2/5 for creativity!
WOW! Alicia totally got into the spirit for Halloween for this photoshoot! The outfit may be a bit raunchy, but the hair, make-up, poses and teeth WORK! 5/5 for Alicia here! Eeep, scary!
Ummm what are you supposed to be, love? 1/5, totally disappointed! I was expecting more from this high flyer!
WWE DIVAS CHAMPION, MELINA:
Melina’s looking pretty creepy this year! Like Gail, I have no clue what Melina is suppose to be, but hey, it works and she’s looking damn creepy! She scores a 3/5 on the fright meter!
This is the second time Rosa Mendes has been featured on ECW since being traded and both times she’s acted like a tweener or a face, or a bimbo like this time around! Anyway, the presence of Katie Lea was definately felt when she yelled “LEAVE” at Rosa. I could sense that Rosa wanted to fight back. Personally, I would love to see Rosa turn face and the Divas division on ECW become more active again.
Presentiiing, the newest look for OhSoDivalicious! It’s only temporary until I get back though. Conor’s just pointed out to me that this look only looks hot in Foxy, which means all of you Internet Explorers gotta go & get yourself on the Firefox train! Also, thank you Conor for letting me use this lovely theme, even if it’s just for a little while!
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Until I get back? I, Trisha, will be leaving tomorrow to go and see my grandparents, up North! That means I will be surrounded by sweet fresh air and little mobile phone reception letalone an internet connection! How will one live?! The closest I will get is any opportunity to browse Facebook or Twitter on my phone (UK peeps, Orange is the network to be on!) and such. I will be returning on Sunday, 1st November, then the countdown for my birthday begins! ;D
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I’m also informing you all that Donita has left the webteam, but we’re all on good terms!
OhSoDivalicious has come to terms on the release of French Canadian Superstar Donita as of today, October 28, 2009. OSD wishes Donita the best in all future endeavors.
… I couldn’t resist! Love ya really, girl!
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Now lets have a song to liven things up, it’s been in my head all day! WOO!
Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to do live coverage of Bragging Rights due to the fact I had to put grades into this program for my students. It was too overly complex for no REASON! Bless, I missed all of Bragging Rights, but I taped it. So that’s good for me. WONDERFUL FOR EVERYONE, Marc picked it up without me even asking. I think he rocked that job better than me. ;) Because, let’s face it, I get too silly and random.
But this is RAW! As always, I may have to finish this tomorrow or Marc will pick it up. Whatever happens happens.
Enough of me yapping, let’s get onto RAW!
The Guest Hosts this week are NASCAR’s Kyle Busch and Joey Logano in the glorious area of Buffalo, New York.
(Marc takes over straight away as Marcella’s net dies!- Making this, RAW is MARC!) The hosts were driving around in the parking lot like idiots and drive into the RAW arena. Brie and Nikki exit with the cars with the hosts. They take them to the ring and disappear.
Eve Torres is seen talking with the hosts. Jack Swagger interrupts and says he’s WWE’s greatest. Swagger introduces himself to Eve, but she isn’t interested. The Miz then comes in thinking he is the original TBP by repeatedly saying “REALLY”. Miz tongue’s Eve’s hand and she apologises to the guest hosts. The paparazzi are shown taking pictures of Santino Marella and Divas Champ, Melina! They are in a mixed tag team match next.
Divas Match: Divas Champion Melina & Santino vs. Jillian Hall & Chavo
“Paparazzi” plays and out comes Melina and Santino Marella who are colour co-ordinated. NO cheers whatsoever, bless. “OHIES Chavo!” plays and out comes Jillian Hall and Chavo, to no noise either. Jillian’s face as she entered the ring was priceless! Jillian kicks Santino as he falls into her corner. Jilly tags herself in and squares upto Santino. SHe slaps the taste out of his fake Italian ‘mouthe’. Jillian and Melina go back and forth until Jillian clotheslines Mel’s head off. They botch a victory roll, Jillian grabs the ropes. Hornswoggle runs in and starts IRKING Chavo. Melina screams unnecessarily AGAIN and hits her split leg and pins Jillian.
Winners: Melina & Santino
After, The faces dance like morons as Hornsy is given a letter. That match was totally dreadful.
Eve Torres in the guest ring announcer. She introduces Evan Bourne (who has weird new music!) and then The Miz. She sounded a bit awkward. I wanna see her wrestle again, it’s ashame to let that talent go to waste! Miz insisted Justin Roberts hold the ropes open for Eve. Swagger comes out and pervs on Eve, saying that nobody is watching The Miz or his match, everyone’s watching Eve and Eve is watching him. Miz gets out the ring and Evan flies on Miz and rolls back in the ring getting the talentless whiney bitch, Miz, counted out.
The Osbournes (Sharon & Ozzy) are next weeks guest hosts, HOW NICE. Bellas are seen backstge with the guest hosts as they introduce SHEAMUS! Nikki was looking really bitchy and heel-y standing there. BTW the Royals love Sheamus and his luminous orange beard! Well that wraps up a very uneventful and disappointing night of Divas action!
The WWE Divas that have been featured on tonights showing ofRAW are:
For WWE Superstar spoilers, read on after the cut!