This is the first (of many hopefully) Strike A Pose: The Meter posts! The meter is introduced to rate the Divas or Knockouts photoshoot gimmick photoshoots on a certain meter related to the gimmick portrayed in the shoot.

TARA, SOCAL VAL & LACEY VON ERICH: the wizard of slut
Lions and tigers and bears OH MY has just been translated into wenches and sluts and trannies OH MY! These bunch of photographs are so tacky and wrong on so many levels. These TNA Knockouts will give little boys and girls nightmares with their uglie photoshoots! Please REFRAIN GIRLS!

KATIE LEA BURCHILL:
We kick off the ‘Fright Meter’ with Katie Lea’s part of the photoshoot! While she may be one of our favourite Divas, we feel poor Katie Lea tried her hardest out of the Divas in this shoot so far, but ended up looking the worse. So, with no frights in sight, Katie Lea scores a 1/5 on the Fright Meter!

SAVANNAH:
While she may be dressed like an angel, ever since her debut on ECW, Savannah has been getting ready for Halloween. Well love it’s about time you take off that hideous MASK that caused you to get a 4/5 on the Fright Meter!

BRIE & NIKKI, THE BELLA TWINS:
If you thought Savannah was frightful, then you haven’t seen Nikki and Brie dressed as gypsy belly dancers. There is nothing scary about belly dancers, unless they are zombiefied and what to maul your brains out. Clearly, the Bellas are just forgot to put some clothes on, but boy this was the most frightful selection of pictures of the bunch, getting a 5/5!

ROSA MENDES:
As much as I LOVE Rosa Mendes, what on EARTH is she suppose to be dressed as? The only thing she can be mistaken for is a weird lolita-like lapdancer! Bless! But hey, she looks smoking HOT!