Welcome to RAW IS MARCELLA! KTHXBYE!!

Tonight’s a  three hour Thanksgiving theme tri-banded blowout!

The host of  night is The Governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura!! He’s a legend in this business and in politics! And plus, he can run that mouth of his!

Vickie Guerrero interrupts Teddy Long’s  Thankful speech. Vickie is being weird and is thankful for getting power again!

MayFlower Bash!

We see Kelly Kelly, Melina, and Mickie James dressed up as Native Americans. We are going to have match up after the break!

The Pilgrims come out with very stupid music. Jillian, Michelle, Layla are angry.  Michelle says they get this and tells us this is very stupid. I agree with  you. Globberly Gooker is back. -_- He is the time keeper. Please go away. The Heels are very angry. The Native Americans come out to better music.  Melina starts out withJillian. Jilly powers out. Jilly was tossed to the corner. Mel showboats. And Jillian gets the advatanage. Mel tosses to the corner. Hair toss to Jilly. Layla gets the hair of Mel. Michelle and Layla leave. Jillian tells them to come back. They go byebye. Jilly gets pinned by Melina. King wants to interview Melina. The Globberly stays in the ring and it attacks Melina. It’s Maryse!!!Melina gets attacked by a turkey head. She gets upset that the attire is very ugly.  Mary tells the crowd to be quiet as she gets rid of the ugly.She does her hairtoss.

Winners; Mickie, Kelly, Melina

We learn that Maryse was depressed all these months since she lost the title. But she came back to target Miss Perez.

Natalya manages the Hart Dynasty as they face DX ( Triple H & Shawn Michaels).

Gail Kim is thankful. Alicia interrupts. Gail tells her that she isn’t afraid to pie her pretty little face. They argue until Santino pops up. He tells them to cook.  They pie him. The Bella Twins come to help him and then he tells to cook. They pie.  Eve Torres helps clean Santino up. He tells her it’s a honor. So he gets pied again. Vickie giggles on and tries to pie him, but he elbows the pie. It lands on her face. She is sad.

Welcome to Marcella is WWE PPV! ;)

It’s the Survivor Series!

We have a  Traditional Ten Divas Elimination Tag Team Match!

” Team Michelle” : Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix, Layla, Jillian Hall, Alicia Fox vs.  “Team Mickie” :Mickie James, Melina Perez, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Eve Torres

Michelle leads her team as Layla, Beth, Jillian, and Alicia come out.  Michy comes out with her weird jacket. Mickie leads her team out. Everyone is wearing new clothes.  Thank goodness! Kelly starts out with Layla. Yey for the old rivalry. Layla hits the advantage and goes for two near covers. Kelly tries to power back but it doesn’t work. Layla throws Kelly into the corner ad kicks. Kelly fires back and hits the K2! Layla is eliminated. Michy gets in.  Gail tags.  Dropkick to Michy. Gail is too fast for Michy.  Michy hits the Faith breaker. Bye Gail. Eve comes in and rolls up Michy for a near fall. Jillian tags in.  Knees to the face of Eve. Hair toss to Eve! Eve powers back.  Eve kicks out.  Eve kicks Jillian. Eve eliminates Jillian. Beth gets so angry and Glam slams Eve.  Eve is gone. Beth eliminates Kelly Kelly.  Mickie comes in and fights Beth. Crucifix to Beth and she is gone. Beth goes nuts on Mickie. Alicia comes in and takes advantage. One count for the pin on Mickie. Hair toss to Mickie. Mickie fights back. Alicia stops her.  Northern lights suplex to Mickie, Micks gets her in a front face lock. Now Mickie is on the turnbuckle. Lou Thez press to Alicia. Bye bye Alicia. Michelle went nuts on Mickie James.  Knees to Mickie’s head.  Sleeper hold to Mickie James.  This match has been fast paced. Mickie fights out of the sleeper hold. Michy smacks Mickie.  European uppercut to Mickie. Michy goes for a pin but it doesn’t work.  They are both down. Melina is trying to get into this match. Mickie stirs first. Michelle tries to keep Mickie away. She hits a cheap shot on Melina. Michy goes nuts on Mickie again. Melina is as irate as a fox. Melina is here. She spears Michy and Melina goes nuts. Again another spear to Michy. Kick to Michy. Drop toe hold to Michy into the ropes. Hair toss to Michy. Near fall on Michy. Elbow to Michy. Clotheslines to Melina. Belly to Belly suplex to Melina. Michelle is getting mad. She goes for some move and Melina hits the Last Call.  Michelle gets eliminated. The sole survivors are Melina Perez and Mickie James.  They prance around being glamorous.

Winner; Team Mickie James ( Mickie James & Melina are the survivors!)

Yeah, baby!!

( Note; The results are in incomplete sentences as I’m doing seventy things at once like normal. -__- Sorry about that! And sorry that some of the moves were ommitted. )

Survivor Series is just a couple of hours away, so the team of OhSoDivalicious have decided to give our predictions and thoughts on the Traditional Survivor Series Divas match! Who’ll win; Team Mickie or Team Michelle?!

Marc:

Like our Bragging Rights predictions, I was also undecided on this match up until a few minutes ago. I’ve gone from undecided on this match to deciding that I think TEAM MICHELLE will pick up the win! I’ve got a few reasons why I think this, so buckle up bitches and read! Beth Phoenix has been on a squashing spree as of late, so why end it with the WWE Divas and why not have Beth come out the sole survivor again? Alicia Fox and Melina’s rivalry has just begun, so why not have Alicia Fox go over the Divas Champion, giving her even more momentum? Plus a victory over the champion puts Alicia back on the Divas title path. Michelle McCool has been torturing Mickie James lately, so it would make sense for her to go over Mickie as that is the main Diva storyline at the moment. The overall plan of the match I think is for two Divas on the opposing teams to focus on one another. Beth vs Gail, Jillian vs Kelly, Melina vs Alicia, Layla vs Eve and Mickie vs Michelle. (AND BTW, did you notice Mickie’s the only SmackDown! girl on her team? I’m just sayin’)

Trisha:

Looking at these two teams, the thoughts going through my mind are: “Yeah, would have preferred Smackdown Vs. Raw”, but Marc’s reminded me about Bragging Rights, so in a way, I’m all for this. My other thought is that Michelle’s team looks stronger, while Mickie’s team is filled with those oh so lovely babyfaces… To be honest, looking into it, I’m very undecided! On one hand, the heels could dominate and on the other, the faces could get their retribution from the ride they’ve had facing off at their opposite enemy finally. This is where I expect Michelle McCool’s ego to play a role, causing Beth Phoenix to get angry, especially as she’s been hyped up as dominating after countless jobbers, and turn on Michelle. Like Marc, I feel Beth could be the sole survivor, yet again, which I wouldn’t mind seeing to be honest. Thing is, I also want Mickie James to have the sort-of-fairytale ending, by earning the victory and putting all of the crap that Michelle & Layla have put her through behind her. Ugh, decisions, decisions. Weighing it up, I think that Team Michelle will prevail, but that doesn’t mean that Michelle will be the sole survivor!

Marcella:

Well, I’m also very undecided about this match up as well! Beth Phoenix is a big issue! They love to push her as the most dominant female since Xena.  She just may become the sole survivor again. But the problem lays in the fact that she wasn’t on Smackdown! She didn’t sit there destroying lady wrestlers. Instead, Mickie vs Michelle McCool  & Layla has been the focus of the women’s division. Hello, it is Team Mickie vs. Team Michelle! If you want to go the old school wrestling fan way, the  heels had the upperhand this Friday when they made funny of Miss Mickie James by calling her “Piggy James”. This may  fire Mickie and her team up to get the victory.  Also keep in mind, this is a major pay per view of WWE, the faces usually reign supreme. But, the faces did have a nice showing on  Raw. However, that whole RAW showing only proved that they have a match tonight. Hmm, I’m going to be the weird one and go with  Team Mickie James. I don’t know why, but I have a feeling it may just be their night if they don’t lay in waste from the Glamazon. I just want to warn you all that JILLIAN HALL may be the first one eliminated. And if that’s the case,  MARC will go nuts. =/ Here’s to hoping the heels get the victory!

Dear Santa,
It’s not quite Christmas, I know, but I have been filled with Christmas cheer since the end of September and I guess it’s now or never with this whole ‘Christmas list’ thing. So Santa, baby, don’t hurry down the chimney for me unless you have the following of the hot Diva-related WWEShop.com products:

• That hat Kelly Kelly wore in that photoshoot!
• Jillian Hall’s t-shirt from last week’s Raw!
• & Melina’s Divas Championship! (Throw in Michelle’s too, if you like!)

… But under any circumstances would I NOT like that tacky Divas Pendent, seriously, what were WWE people thinking?! I know little girls that would turn their nose up at it & I am certainly doing the same!

I hope you can fulfil my little Christmas wishes, I will leave extra cookies and milk, plus a carrot for Rudolph, but not the other losers reindeers as that is a little too much to ask for, considering I don’t know all of their names (Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful & Sneezy? That’s right, isn’t it?) and I don’t have enough carrots to share, my little sister likes to nibble at them you see.

But yeah, thank you Santa, and thank you WWE Shop for making Christmas presents that little bit easier!

Lots of love, snow, and other festive things even though it’s still November,
Trisha (Who’s been extra good this year!)

Don’t worry, I’m not smoking anything dodgy, I just decided to do a fun way of posting up the new Diva-related items over at WWEShop.com, just in time for Christmas! I personally like the hat that Kelly wore, as well as that t-shirt over the other one avaliable. Click on the picture above for the full Diva section at WWEShop.com, I’m liking how the section is slowly growing!

Because of certain issues with yesterday’s birthday gift you, I’ve decided to step up today and give you all a birthday suprise full of women of wrestling graphics! So, check out the list below and click on the [x]‘s to be redirected to those specific graphics!

ALISSA FLASH:
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CHRISTY HEMME:
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DAFFNEY:
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LACEY VON ERICH:
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ROSA MENDES:
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THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE:
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TARA:
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Flashback to the Alliance vs WWF!  It’s a arm wrestling contest between Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson.  Stacy Keibler & Lita are there to support their partners. Stacy, Torrie, and Trish may not have been great in ring wrestlers at this point, but this clearly booked the right way. Everyone looked strong! Leave us a comment on what your thoughts were of this video flashback!

Saraya Knight (Real name Julia Hamer) is 38 years old, from Cornwall, England. She was trained by Jimmy Ocean and Ricky Knight, making her Pro Wrestling debut in 1990. She’s a wife and a mother with 10 GCSE’s and a degree in micro-electronics to her name. She’s a former Queen Of Chaos Champion, Real Deal Wrestling World Champion and Womens Champion and World Association Of Women’s Wrestling World Champion and a two-time WAWW British Champion.

I’m quite curious to see what TNA may have planned for her.

Sorry guys, there are going to be a few delays regarding our Birthday week, but stay tuned, we’ve got things planned! (:

- Trisha

WWE.com recently posted a feature about dream Survivor Series teams featuring two teams of historic and current Divas. To read why Natalya and Zack Ryder chose those Divas for their teams, click on the pictures below.

But you know The Royals, whatever anyone else can do, we can do Royally better! So, Marc and Marcella have both chosen their dream Survivor Series teams and explained why they chose those specific Divas! We decided only to use female wrestlers that have been signed with WWE, to keep it with the . First up is team Marcella!

Sherri Martel:

The late great Sherri Martel was a legend in the square circle.There was no diva like her. Many of the lady wrestlers say that she inspired them to become wrestlers. She had class, knowledge, and the talent to beat anyone and everyone. Hell, she has even gone toe to toe with the late Fabulous Moolah. I would a lady on my team that personified women’s pro-wrestling. Not only was Sherri a great wrestler, but she was also one of the greatest managers of all times! So the opposing team has no chance in beating us. Sherri is a crazy fool who will make sure those opponents of ours go home to crochet some sweaters and bake cookies.

Jillian Hall:

It’s Jillian, Bitch! Jillian Hall is one of the most under rated divas. She has more talent than she is given credit for. When something goes wrong in one of her matches, she takes the brunt of the blame. She has a strong character. And Jilly has more moves than they allow her to do. She could wow the fans and cause immense pain to our opponents with her high flying abilities. And hellooooooo! Her and Melina were a formidable tag team in the past. They can bury the hatchet for one night and become the HollyWood Jetset once again!

Melina:

Melina Perez has always been one of my all time favorite female wrestlers. She has a mean streak and flexibility next to none. In a male dominant sport, she showed everyone she was there to stay and no one was going to stop her from living her dream. This mutli-champ diva has always added innovative offensive moves that trap her opponents. How could I not pick her? She has the speed and aggression to make us the winning team, baby!

Jazz:

Oops, the BITCH IS BACK! No, I’m not talking about Stephanie McMahon. I’m talking about one of the original bitches- Jazz. I will tell you quite simply why I chose Jazz. She’s a powerful badass chick. It may have been a good idea to choose Natalya or Beth Phoenix. But, nope. I’m going old school. Before there was Natalya or Beth, Jazz dominated the women’s division. She beat the divas to a bloody plump left and right. No one wanted to mess with this chick for obvious reasons. So it’s save to say, Jazz will intimidate everyone!

Katie Lea:

Erm, have you seen the Queen of Chaos- Katie Lea? If you want to talk about a real shame, that’s Katie Lea. She always gets the shit end of the stick! This lady has to be the best wrestler in the WWE period! Yes, she’s the best in both the male and female divisions. She puts everyone to shame. Katie has the character, the talent, and the charisma to be the absolute best. I want a team of winners! And Katie Lea will help us on that journey to victory. She’s as cunning as they come. And really? REALLY? She’s the Queen of England. So even though she hasn’t won a women’s title belt yet on the main roster of WWE, she more than qualified kick everyone’s ass.

Continue reading for team Marc, why he picked who he picked and a poll to see which team you preferred! Continue Reading… »