Welcome to OSD’s ‘The Fashion Police’, formally known as the se(X)-Factor, the original Diva outfit analyzer! The Fashion Police will has been out of action for a while now, but we’re back and you will be seeing MUCH more of The Fashion Police! So, let’s start with today’s Thanksgiving ‘Indian’ themed photoshoot!

THE ACCUSED: WWE Divas Champion, Melina
ACCUSED OF: Being cute
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: Melina’s looking fabulous here! Probably the best looking Indian of the whole photoshoot! Melina looked great on RAW and she carried it on throughout the photoshoot..well, all of the two snaps.
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: I thought Melina looked adorable in pigtails on Raw, and I still think so! Her little ensemble works against her skintone, complimenting it rather than making it look like she’s one shade, her boots also chop and change shades.
FINAL VERDICT: GUILTY!

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THE ACCUSED: Savannah
ACCUSED OF: Copying Melina
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: Guilty, guilty, guilty! I’m not really a fan of Savannah and none of her photoshoots have not exactly been so wonderful, and neither is this shoot! Sorry Sav, but you are guilty!
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: I don’t think she looks that bad, I like her dress, but the pigtails look better on Melina! Gorgeous boots though, I SO want them! Can’t complain much, Savannah’s looking better in this shoot than some other ones
FINAL VERDICT: Guilty

To see our verdict on the rest of the WWE Divas in the Turkey shoot!

THE ACCUSED: Maria
ACCUSED OF: Rinsing yet another Divas photoshoot
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: What is wrong with this girl? She manages to add everything and their mother to her outfit. Bless, it is BEYOND awful.
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: Bless, she’s chucked everything possible to do with Thanksgiving/Native Americans and then slammed on the kitchen sink for good measures. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.
FINAL VERDICT: Forever guilty…

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THE ACCUSED: Rosa Mendes
ACCUSED OF: Being skanky
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: Being skanky! Are you SERIOUS?! Rosa’s looking fierce and definately not the Indian to mess with; she looks amazing as per usual. This (Rosa’s Turkey shoot) is one thing I am thankful for this Thanksgiving.
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: I saw the Daily Diva and was blown away with Rosa’s picture. WWE have been generous, that was an outtake! We’ve been given two more shots and I guess, going with the holiday spirit, I’m thankful! ;]
FINAL VERDICT: Not guilty!

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THE ACCUSED: Kelly Kelly
ACCUSED OF: Being naked
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: How immoral! You’re not an exhibitionist anymore Kelz! Oh…hold up..that’s a dress? MY BAD! The colour of the dress is exactly the same colour as her skin tone! It’s looking a bit tacky and I doubt native Indians would of wore those trainers she wore on RAW.
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: Wow, Kelly, almost didn’t recognise you there! If it wasn’t for the neckline, I would have thought you have gone back to your ECW days! Oopsie!
FINAL VERDICT: GUILTY!…kinda..

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THE ACCUSED: Natalya
ACCUSED OF: Outfit repeating
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: OUTFIT REPEATER! Natalya wore this dress LAST Thanksgiving but wore her part of her ring gear underneath. Bless bub, last years was better; you are guilty!
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: Outfit repeating? So what! She looks more comfortable in her dress this time round. So I repeat: So what if she’s outfit repeating! I’m SO not being biased here… ;]
FINAL VERDICT: GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! (Outfit repeating is a major crime.)
TRISHA: SHUT UP MARC!

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THE ACCUSED: ECW General Manager, Tiffany
ACCUSED OF: Fighting Jillian for the outfit
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: The outfit looks like it’s had ten round with a shredder, and Tiffany clearly had gone ten rounds with Jillian Hall for that outfit! To me, it’s more Jillian-ish than GENERAL MANAGER-ish.
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: Oh dear! Looks like Tiffany & Jilly got into a fight over who gets this little outfit and Tiffy won it, better luck next time Jillian. I really like Tiffany’s hair in this, it’s relaxed and suits her well. I love how Tiffany’s in pretty much every Diva shoot, while Jillian gets left out! ):
FINAL VERDICT: Extremely guilty (see what I did there?)

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THE ACCUSED: The Glamazon, Beth Phoenix
ACCUSED OF: Dressing up like an Indian
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: Dressing up like an Indian? Erm, no. Beth love, I think the cavewoman photoshoot was like, never.
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: Captaiiiiiiiin CaveWoman!! I loved that cartoon when I was little. Beth’s working it well, looking sexy and ferocious, but oh wait! This is a Thanksgiving photoshoot, sorry darling, you kinda failed.
FINAL VERDICT: Not guilty..not even close…

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THE ACCUSED: Eve Torres
ACCUSED OF: being ‘Just Around The Riverbend’
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: A native mixed with the Diva style American footballer? Pocahontas? Ermm, no. I’m not really digging this, Eve! The outfit and your part of the shoot is kinda, bleh! Sorry!
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: Aww! Eve looks so much like a human Pocahontas here, it’s kinda funny… I think she’s got the whole Native American look down to a tee. The headband and feather is a nice touch! I think she’s my favourite ‘Turkey Shoot’ Diva this year.
FINAL VERDICT: Guilty of being ‘Just Around The Riverbend’

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THE ACCUSED: Alicia Fox
ACCUSED OF: being too Diva-ish
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: Alicia’s looking great in this shoot! She finally tamed that relentless dead animal on her head and transformed into a proper Diva! She looks great, probably one of my favourites of the shoot and I’m not really a fan of Alicia! It’s more Diva than Indian however! So bless, she’s guilty!
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: Walk, walk, fashion baby! Move that bitch crazy! Nice high heels, Alicia, they’ll be suitable as you follow the Native American stereotype of hunting fish and running across your native homeland.. I think.. I like them, but just not for the whole gimmick of this photoshoot. Shoulda played it safe and took the shoes off before striking a pose, darling.
FINAL VERDICT: Guilty, biatch!

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THE ACCUSED: Mickie James
ACCUSED OF: being ‘Piggy James’
MARC’S JUDGEMENT: Piggy James she is not! Mickie’s portion of the shoot is my favourite (apart from Rosa’s obviously!). She’s looking better than ever and her new hair colour suits her, and it compliments the outfit too!
TRISHA’S JUDGEMENT: I see a toned little Native, I don’t know about the retards at WWE HQ, unless they’ve Photoshopped her into Kingdom Come, but I doubt that. She looks amazing in this shoot, now that she’s ditched those fugly wings from last year. In fact, she’s matched her little headband with the neckline of her dress, she works it well. Yeah, PS. NOT GUILTY. Just guilty of looking fabulous!
FINAL VERDICT: Definately not guilty!

Would you of given different final verdicts on these Divas?! Let us know what you think!