Welcome to RAW is ROYAL!

Tonight’s guest host is Grammy Award winner Timbaland. Let’s hope Jillian doesn’t get stuck singing for him again and let’s hope she kicks someones ass!

Timbaland is seen with The Bella Twins and Gail Kim backstage. Nikki starts dancing and then they all speak but you can’t actually hear what they are saying as they are all talking at the same time. Bless Gail, she’s far too talented for this!

Gail Kim and Jillian Hall are seen backstage outside Timbaland’s office. Jillian wants in to audition for Timbaland’s tour but Gail says he has no time to see her but Jillian says he does! The camera then cuts to DX and Hornswoggle whoring around with each other. Jillian then starts singing and she is very good! I’m so pleased that cover, as it’s better than the original. Hornswoggle then gets flung by Triple H and he knocks Jillian over as he has no talent. This turns Timbaland on as he is a sick freak like DX and Hornsy. They high five as the scene ends.

Singles Divas Match: Kelly Kelly vs. Maryse
It’s a diva’s match! Kelly Kelly comes out in a red outfit. We see what happened last week in the Six Diva Tag Match. Maryse comes out and is outfit repeating!! She wants to have the divas title. They speak about the video. Hairtoss to Maryse. Now they are each other’s hair like crazy people. Maryse got the advantage. She grabs Kelly and tells her she’s not better. Clothes and dropkicks to Maryse. Crossbody to Maryse. Maryse looks a bit strange with the faces she is making. Maruse moves away from the handstand move. Maryse gets Kelly off of the top rope. She then hits the French Kiss DDT in a weird finish. She lands on Kelly. The ending of the matches has been weird in the past few weeks.
Winner: The new CRAZY Maryse

Maryse prances around. She gets the microphone and laughs into it. She tells Melina of course you are watching her. She speaks in French. She then says she will never be as sexy as her. She speaks French and tells her she will be the next divas champion. She then kicks Kelly Kelly in the ribs. Maryse is trying to be crazy with big weird eyes.

Vince says he’s fearless; he obviously hasn’t met Ms Marcella then! She is being an angry fearless Royal as she goes to war with her net. OH NO! Bret Hart just stole Marcella’s guest host place, now she’s super mad.

The Bellas Twins are being weird looking at a cd. Gail Kim and Eve Torresyell around Maryse. Gail said that she would never let Maryse “do that to her” and Eve goes “you mean MAURICE?” and Gail nods. Okay. Miz says Gail can’t keep up with Maryse and blows a kiss at her. Gail Kim says “EW” and walks off. Kofi, Timbaland and MVP start being weird singing ‘really’ as Bellas, Eve and Gail dance around them.

Also, TIFFANY was named GM of the Year in the new WWE Magazine.Also, Kelly Kelly was named Beauty of the Year. Congratulations ladies.

Now The Bellas help Timbaland out as he is the guest ring announcer as the main event has started.

-_- Miss Marcella likes to thank Mr. Marc for the Raw is Royal. I am having huge difficulties with staying connected to the net, so you were all graced with a double team enough by the glorious and sex & hot Royals!