In this week’s Smackdown, Smacked Down!, Serena stayed put in the Straight-Edge Society and fighting champion, Michelle McCool put her title on the line… But who was her opponent?
I’d like to point out that I didn’t read this week’s spoilers, so I didn’t expect/know that what took place did until the rest of the United Kingdom… Which made it a little more enjoyable for me, actually!

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She Ain’t Britney, Bitch!

If you’re watching Smackdown for the Divas, then this segment dragged on a little for you, huh? DX opened the show, then Rey Rey came down to hype up the Royal Rumble. CM Punk’s music hits and Matt Striker wants to know “WHAT IS GOING ON?!” … Umm, apparently there was supposed to be a tag match for the Unified Tag Titles (Honestly, I think the whole ‘unified’ thing is stupid… Way to kill another great division slowly! [/rant]) – CM Punk + Luke Gallows w/Serena Vs. Degeneration X. The Straight-Edge Society make their way out and I have to say that Serena is really working that bald look so well. Her face does the talking, she’s just so pretty! Plus, I really liked her top. CM Punk goes on about becoming the first ever Straight-Edge Unified Champions. Good for them… HHH fires back with a few funny comebacks, many fan-girls are pretty happy to know he’s straight, I’m sure. But I have to agree with Triple H with the fact that he looks like he’s been on a “Week-long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.” Seriously, L-M-F-A-O. Listen to him, Punk, shave that mammal off of your chin! As for Serena looking like Britney Spears, she looks better than she did! (FYI, I ♥ Britney!)

She’s My… She’s My Latest Accessory!

Back from the break and Serena is stroking her head and smiling… Oo.. Kay. Oh yeah, it’s not a tag match anymore, it’s HHH Vs. CM Punk. Decent match until around 08:36 where HHH has Punk in a figure-four leg-lock, then decides to grab the ropes for extra support which is when Serena interferes. She crawls into the ring and the ref notices that, but not the fact that Hunter is grippin’ on those ropes like his life depends on them, until Luke Gallows smacks him one. The match continues up until 09:23 where CM Punk is about to be Pedigree’d until Serena makes some-sort of save yet again. I love how Triple H isn’t afraid to just pull her off of him over his head, it’s a little different to how Divas are treated nowadays, isn’t it? Thing is, Serena doesn’t give up so she’s back on HHH’s back before you can say “Straight-Edge” and Luke Gallows goes onto the attack. The Society dominates and goes for the hair clippers until Shawn Michaels saves the day. DX takes out Luke Gallows, while Serena plays the human shield role for CM Punk. Again, Matt Striker is correct, Serena’s beauty is a distraction… But the creepy stroking and kissing is just a little disturbing… Once Punk left the ring, I wondered why the heck Serena remained in it, standing there looking evil and I think HBK thought the same sort of thing before he mock-superkicked her into leaving! It’s all hugs within the Straight-Edge Society as the scene draws to an end.

Matches And Munchies!

Michelle’s music is playing and the Women’s Champion is out by herself… Where could Layla be?! Here’s a chance for Michelle to showcase her developed mic skills and she does it really well. My mum made a simple comment that her voice went right through her ears, but still, Michy delivered her promo really well. We see a clip of last week’s humiliation… And Matt Striker makes a bit of a sexist remark, sorry to burst your bubble mate, but women are A LOT stronger nowadays. Apparently, we’re upset that Michelle isn’t competing at the Royal Rumble… So she issues an open challenge. Out comes PIGGIE JAMES, and I’m sure I can come up with about 50 ghetto-terminologies for “baby got back” but I’ll put it in the simplest way: Baby girl had back, front and side to side goin’ on as she moved that junk in her trunk down the ramp towards the ring… This week, I learned that maybe not reading the spoilers gains more entertainment and also I’ve learned that I’ve been carrying extra pockets/lunchboxes this whole time, in the form of a bra.

Basically, this is a title match. But I’m sure we can all guess who came out as the winner; Michelle McCool. Hopefully this is the end of the teather with ‘Piggie James’ jokes with the Rumble being this Sunday.

Uhh, that’s all, folks?