Dearest Readers of OhSoDivalicious.org,

Well, this isn’t a normal ‘Confessions’, not by a long shot. I basically have so much to report on that it can’t possibly fit in a regular post. It’s too random. So I will just start away.

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Christy Hemme and her boyfriend have gotten engaged. I’ve seen the pictures and they look so happy. We, here at OSD, wish them the best of luck.

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So  The Beautiful People won a houseshow match against Sarita & Taylor Wilde, yesterday in Poughkeepsie, NY. I seriously can’t believe that Vel-Vel rolled Tay-Tay up. Did hell just freeze over? Normally, TNA writers MARK OUT for Taylor Wilde. Well, it seems the Beautiful People are getting some exposure. the moral exposure and not that immoral exposure they had going for them during strip poker, which was JUST  A LAME IDEA!

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Candice Michelle has noted on her twitter page that she is going to breastfeeding classes. Now, I must be real stupid.  But why do you need a class for that? I thought it was second nature for women. And another thing, even though we have so much love for Candi, but that’s TMI –too much information! Does Candi-Cane realize that there’s so many sickos and icky pervs out there? Not to mention, STALKERS!

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The latest issue of Continental magazine has a feature article on WWE being run by a few women – Donna Goldsmith, Michelle Wilson and Stephanie McMahon. It’s interesting to note that the article points out WWE wants everyone to know what they do is “entertainment” and not “wrestling.”

You can thank Lordsofpain.net for that little blurb.  I’m going to on a massive hunt for this article to know exactly what they put down. Hey, Stephanie McMahon was mentioned. Therefore,  I must mark out. But you would think these strong independent ladies would do more to promote the inring wrestling of the divas.  It’s not like I’m dissing these boss ladies, but we all know the division could do better. Look around the ‘net, people always say divas are their bathroom breaks. People don’t see the divas as athletes, but rather pretty faces or just boobulas. Erm, people, they are real wrestlers too! Just take a look at Katie Lea Burchill, or Natalya, or  Beth Phoenix ( just to name a few).

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Our favorite French- Canadian, Maryse,  has fallen ill. She told the world on twitter, “On my way to Boston, awww will miss LA warm weather, better be not freezing over there! I have the flu AGAIN. What’s the best medecine ???”
We hope she feels better soon We wouldn’t want the Sexiest of The Sexy and future Diva’s Champion to spread icky germs to us all.

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Again, according to lordsofpain.net, The Miz had said “je sais que tu me veux”  to Maryse and that means “I know you want me.”

Erm, maybe it’s just me, but  I don’t know french, but that would be something he would say. People thought he said “I’m happy or I’m gay”.  Don’t be silly all, gay does mean happy.

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Another bit of news from LOP.net,  WWE Diva Savannah ( Angela Fong)  was recently a victim of fraud after someone charged over $1,000 on her credit card. Angie,  good luck babe! I know from ongoing experience, it’s a tough thing to deal with. And to think, I’m under 21 years of age, and people still had the nerve to target me.  She’s going to have to look at statements clearfully. Hopefully, she won’t have to check her information for the next seven years like I do. Plus I hope the cops help find the prepretator for her and mine too, but I doubt they will find mine.

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According to LOP.net, Michelle McCool‘s knee has been giving her problems, hence the reason why she doesn’t wrestle each Friday Night Smackdown.  Whatever the case may be,  her knee in the past has been injured. So give her a break. We don’t need anymore  injured divas, especially with knee/leg injuries.

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Talking about injured ladies, it is being reported by once again, lordsofpain.net, that Roxxi should be out another month. Good Luck Roxxi!

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So  at the January 9th, 2010 Raw Houseshow in Lincoln, Nebraska….

The Bella Twins & Gail Kim defeated Maryse, Alicia Fox, and Jillian Hall. Gail hits the Eat Defeat on Jilly as Santino was the referee.

And of course Eve gave away seats to a lucky fan.

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Now to what really annoys ME today. Straight from the mouth of TNA:

COMING SOON: 15 MINUTES WITH BOOBOO STEWART

“Twilight” movie star to debut new column at TNAwrestling.com

Next week, TNAwrestling.com will debut a new interview-based column to be written by Booboo Stewart, one of the stars of the popular “Twilight” movie sagas. The 15 year old teen sensation is taking Hollywood by storm and was recently named as the star to watch in 2010 by Twist Magazine. We are excited to have Booboo aboard as he is said to be the next big thing and is also a huge fan of professional wrestling.

So he plays Seth Clearwater and he’s like “werewolf”. But, really, a 15- year old boy gets a job? That’s wonderful. Where’s the Royals and Trisha’s jobs? Huh? I’m sure we could be like creative team members. We get an A in creativity.  Or maybe, you need onair stars? Marc is training to be a prowrestler.  And Trisha and I never STFUL. ;)Hey WWE & TNA, you should take a long good look at us! ;)

Remember you can look all you want, but never touch the ROYALS!

Sincerely Yours,

Marcella

No gimmicks. No extras. Just plain ol’ biatch.