Raw is Marcella is back another week!

Today’s guest host is Marc’s favorite ;), Jerry Springer! What tasteless joy this will be!

A fifteen year old BUTCHERED the National Anthem. WHERE WAS JILLIAN TO MAKE THE SAVE?!

Jerry Springer wants to reveal the superstars most intimated secrets.

Alicia Fox is with another superstar. This time it’s Jack Swagger. She is hugged by Brett. Then  Gail Kim runs in and says Byebye Brett Hart. Gail runs back as  Brett Hart hurts his leg. A car ran it over. Hehe. Cena YELLS evils at this tall Blonde Lady who ran over Brett as Gail Kim wails. It’s all RYBACK’s fault as I saw that IDIOTHOLE!

NEXT…

Springer says that the first contestant on his special show is Kelly Kelly! She comes out with her bra on. Her confession is she is pregnant. She is not sure who the father of the baby is.  Kelly laughs as she doesn’t know what she is doing. Santino runs down and says he is POPPA! She says that’s not true. Michael Cole thinks he is. Then Jerry Lawler thinks he is the daddy.  Now the Bella Twins come down.  They have their own little secret. They saw someone else. Now out of nowhere Nikki says Brie is a man. They fight but the guards break it up. Now Chris Masters comes down. Masters has his dancing pecs. Eve Torres comes down and acts angry. Now Eve and Kelly fight.  This is really dumb. Eve says she is cheating on Chris. The Great Khali comes down with his little brother Ranjin. Dear LORD, I want to die. Khali kisses Eve and the guards hold Masters. Jerry Springer can make anything happen. Hornswoggle is the father of the non-existent baby.  Now Springer leaves and the team says that they made it all up.  They want to tell Springer’s secret. Mae Young comes out and attacks Springer with kisses. I called this a while ago. -_- Oddly enough, Marc enjoyed this fiasco.  LMFAO <3

On the final thought, Jerry Springer and Mae Young probably go off for a date.

Oh yeah, by the way, Singer Jewel & Bull rider Ty Murray host Raw next week!

Our FINAL THOUGHT, Marc wants to see Jerry Springer vs. Mae Young in a Gravy Bowl Match this Sunday at Elimination Chamber! ;)