WWE Diva Maria Kanellis is soon to be gracing us with her gorgeous vocals in her upcoming new album Sevin Sins, which has inspired this little fun post! Would you believe that there’s a WWE Diva for each of the Seven Sins? Of course there is! Read on to find out which of the lovely ladies are guilty of one of the Seven Deadly Sins in this OhSoDivalicious Exclusive ‘Seven Deadly Divas’. Let’s start with the Diva in question…

LUST; Maria Kanellis

“She’s bubbly, she’s beautiful and she’s an object of desire for many men. She’s Maria, and she’s darn proud to call herself a WWE Diva. While many may think she’s ditzy or absent-minded, there’s one thing that’s well-known: she’s hot.” … This lady’s profile says it all, really. Maria is a beautiful Diva, there’s no question about it. After being featured in several smokin’ hot WWE Magazine photoshoots and then moving onto the Big Daddy of them all: Playboy, it’s safe to say that when people think of a sexy Diva to lust after, Maria is the biggest sinner of them all.

VANITY; Maryse Ouellet

Elle est le belle de la WWE. She’s the belle/beauty of World Wrestling Entertainment, and she knows it. Maryse is proud to proclaim that she’s the sexiest of the sexy, whenever she gets her perfectly manicured hands on a microphone. Maryse makes sure she never looks rough, in fact even if she botches does things in a dodgy way, she’ll style it out! As Jerry Lawler once said, Maryse has never ever met a mirror she didn’t like…

READ ON for five more of the Seven Deadly Divas…

WRATH; Beth Phoenix

“The ULTIMATE combination of strength, class and beauty!” The Glamazon, Beth Phoenix is stong, but sexy, but mostly strong. Don’t cross her or you will feel pain… A lot of it! As 2008′s Diva Of The Year Slammy Award winner and being a two-time Women’s Champion she’s got proof to back-up that she is in fact the most dominant Diva to ever grace the WWE ring today. Then there’s the fact that she single-handedly removed The Great Khali from the Royal Rumble, there is simply NO way to stop the wrath of The Glamazon!

ENVY; Jillian Hall

You know you want herrr… You can’t take your eyes away from her, but Melina can take her Diva’s Title away from her quicker than a hiccup, eh?! Of course, Jillian is famous for something other than her spectacular vocal chords, and that’s jobbing! Jillian has a losing streak a mile (and a half!) long, and damn, if I were her, I’d be jealous of all of those newbie pretty little girlies getting pushed and shoved on before me and my time to shine! That 5-minute ‘title run’ just won’t cut it… I’m sure there’s a green-eyed monster brewing inside of Jilly somewhere!

SLOTH; The Bella Twins; Nikki & Brie

While Jillian’s been given next to zero title shots, The Bella Twins are certainly guilty for not being in many matches since being drafted to Raw, but for other reasons. The Bellas have is SO easy, really… Smile, wave and look pretty! Each week we see Brie and Nikki arm-in-arm with every male guest host Raw has to offer, and they even get given random cheesy-themed photoshoots soon after! Easy money? Hell yeah! This is why they’re the sinners of sloth! C’mon ladies, we know you’ve got in-ring skills that need to be showcased more…

GREED; Michelle McCool

Nothing personal against Michelle, but she’s the first WWE Diva to hold both the Women’s Championship and the Diva’s Championship (Though, not at the same time… That’d be REALLY greedy, right?) so it’s safe to say that this lady hasn’t been very fair when it’s come down to giving other talented Divas a chance to hold either championship for their first time. Of course it isn’t Michelle’s fault, but I’m going along with gimmicks here… So technically, it is! Even with Layla as a friend, she’s there to help Michelle benefit more with mic-skills and such. It all works to Ms. McCool’s advantage. Michelle, I think it’s time to share the spotlight now…

GLUTTONY; Piggie James

Michelle McCool had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm she had a PIG, E-I-E-I-O.
She came, she ate, she cried, she ate some more… Damn, this just screams: GLUTTONY, Mickie Piggie James should lay off the carbs, the cakes and well, anything else that has over 10 calories in it… Clearly this lady is a sinner in this category!

(Note; I’m on about Layla in the Piggie James costume, not Mickie James!)

Well, that wraps up our Seven Deadly Divas! Which one of our lovely bunch was your favourite sinner? Would you have picked somebody else for certain sins? Comment below with your ideas/etc!