Welcome to this week’s Smackdown, Smacked Down! I’d like to apologise, yet again for not keeping these posts regular, meaning you don’t get my sarcastic fix of Smackdown! each week… Sorry, guys!

Don’t worry though peeps, you most certainly haven’t been screwed over by me whereas John Cena added himself to the “Screwed List” on Monday Night Raw this week and I’m adding someone else to that list: Mickie James. That’s right, in this week’s action the two-second-to-win-in Womens’ Champion lost her title in pretty much the same amount of time as her reign up to Michelle McCool’s rematch clause match.

No music, and out comes our guest ref tonightie! We all know that Smackdown’s baddest bitch has been on Team Lay-Cool’s side (Which I don’t think makes sense, Vickie’s been “Oink!”ed at before by Sant-ranny-o, so it’d make sense to team with Mickie. But whatever…) so things are bound to play in Michelle’s court. The gorgeous Consultant makes her way down the ramp in her sexy version of the traditional referee outfit, while the crowd isn’t appreciating her strutting her stuff. Out comes her new BFF Michelle alongside her partner in crime Layla sporting body warmers this week, but still looking flawless as usual… Here’s a tip, WWEShop, make sure you guys stock the hoodies they’re usually rockin’ and not the body warmers, they remind me of life-jackets and well, Lay-Cool need to be saved from this little fashion disaster! Anyways, I think Layla attacked Michelle with her straighteners, but it’s a good thing! I really liked Michelle’s hair this week.

Out comes the WWE Womens’ Champion next, Mickie James! The crowd’s pretty happy to see her, but the bitchy chicas in the ring aren’t as pleased. Todd Grisham describes the trauma Mickie’s been through thanks to Lay-Cool, but Matt Striker basically tells him to build a bridge and get over it. Michelle wants to send the Native American to her WIGWAM of shame?! LMFAO! As the commentators discuss that dizzy comment by Matt, Vickie’s holding up the Womens’ Title all official-like and *DINGDINGDING* the bell has rung and the match as started!

Both ladies wait a while before locking it up, but when they do, Michelle gains the upper-hand. Michelle shouldn’t be getting too cocky as Mickie delivers a drop-kick after a few more moves by Michelle, thus building momentum for herself! This keeps going until Mickie goes for a pin-fall but surprise, surprise! Layla’s on the apron complaining… Vickie does the right job, however, in telling Layla to get down, but of course it’s also getting a little fishy with the situation (and I don’t mean a pot of Copydex glue!) in which Mickie responds to by taking out her frustrations on Michelle and chucking her out of the ring!

Mickie’s reign of dominance in the match does not end there! She’s out there and slapping Michelle around but Vickie starts YELLING from inside the ring that Mickie had better get back in. Mickie’s not stopping but brings Michelle’s sorry butt back in-ring while Layla comes round to cheer her friend on from a better angle. Oops, looks like the FLOOR isn’t much of a better place, seeing as that’s where my favourite British Diva ended up after meeting Mickie’s boot, but giving Michelle a chance to gain the upper-hand once again. Layla and Mickie become BFF’s with the floor as Michy gets a little breather then goes in for the kill! DO NOT BLINK – Beth Phoenix is watching backstage – KEEP THOSE EYES PEELED AT THE 5.40 MARK! Marcella’s bothering about the stupid flower in Beth’s hair, but I’m more focused on Michelle showboating yet again before setting Mickie up for a finisher, which she counters with a nice DDT-thing (Remember, I’m far from a professional commentator, I don’t know move sets and stuff!) then they battle it out some more before Michelle performs a belly-to-belly suplex into a pin, but OH DEAR! Vickie rolls out of the ring!

Layla rubs it all better while Mickie gets a roll-up and yells “COME ON VICKIE!” and on the level, I thought Vickie was doing a good job at being a pretty fair ref, until she came in and slapped Mickie in the face!! Mickie is SO-totally-freakin’ PO’d and I don’t blame her! With a look that says: “Excuse me! Are you TRYING to ruin my day?!” on her face, it soon get’s wiped off with a massive boot to the face, courtesy of Michelle McCool and ONE… TWO… THREE… Here’s your winner:

Thanks for Smackin’ it down this week with me, Trisha and I hope to do this again next week! ;D
Sorry if I’ve left out any other Divas, but this was the main match & I haven’t watched Smackdown properly yet… Which is why I haven’t done these posts for ages now, but that’s NO excuse, right?!