Monthly Archives: March 2010
Our dear friend, Epiphany recently went one on one with her arch rival Hannah Blossom. Epiphany was joined by her badass friend, CJ Lane, and CJ’s punching bag, Elvis. Of course, Hannah was flanked with her twin sister Holly! They gave cupcakes to two of the announcers. Epiphany had it in the bag, but those Blossoms were getting into Epiphany’s business too much! ;) The Blossoms were so cheating!Even though CJ Lane cheated first! So CJ Lane tried to make them pay by interfering with her punching bag Elvis. JOSIE ( The OVW Women’s Champion) makes the save for the Blossoms!
Sorry for the lateness, didn’t manage to get round to it this week…
This week was pretty nice in terms of new MVs, there was a lot of nice new ones!
I really loved this Candice MV to one of my favourite Paramore songs which was created by Adam. His syncing and effects are just lovely, so i just had to include it in the weekly highlights!
The original outfit analyzer is back and has been revamped, baby! Formally known as both The Sex-Factor and The Fashion Police, this outfit analyzer post is now known as Walk Walk Fashion Baby and things are a little different this time around. Each staff member is going to analyze the outfit, give it a rating out of five (five being the highest, one being the lowest) and at the end, we tally the scores up to see who is THE fashionista, and who really dresses themselves in the dark. The first thing we’re gonna judge, is the Divas choice of outfits at the grandest stage of ‘em all; WrestleMania! (Remember to click on the snippit to view that Divas photoshoot).
Marc: I didn’t like the usual Glamazon attire, I thought it was pretty ugly compared to her last attire, however, when she came out at Mania in a white version of the hot mess outfit, I loved it! It complimented Beth in every possible way and made her glow! ;) Definately 4/5!
Trisha: White is one of those ‘hit or miss’ colours, it either works for you, or it doesn’t. Teamed with silver and a Glamazon, it can’t go wrong – It just works so well for Beth. Although it’s her usual Glamastyle of attire, the colour makes it better, so I’ll be fair with my rating… 3/5
Marcella: Beth looks very feminine in this attire. I’m never one to be a fan of all white attire; however, she rocked it well. It made her look so beautiful. Plus, I really loved her hair. 4/5
Marc: I’ve not been a huge fan of Serena’s outfit choices as of yet, but when she came out with the rest of the Straight Edge Society, I was like wow! She looked hot from (baldy) head to toe. The whole outfit was fab and Serena really made the stage her own. 5/5!
Trisha: Serena is definately one of the more stylish Divas, opting for simpler outfit choices and on the grandest stage of them all, even with the spotlight not completely on her, she still stole the show! I love the leather jacket… Now, where can I get one?! 5/5
Marcella: The moment I saw Serena’s attire, I loved it! It was simple yet it made Serena look sexy! I loved the Leather jacket as well. I hope WWE Shop sells them!! 5/5
Marc: G to the A to the U to the D to the Y! Bless, Eve’s attires are always ugly. The gold boots and shiny ‘jean shorts’ made it twice as ugly. 1/5!
Trisha: She looks good to me, but then I look closer and please tell me that isn’t a gold snakeskin pattern… I’m all for the matching, it’s pretty clever, the straps on the top match the shorts while the belt matches the top. Great hair too. 4/5
Eve Torres’ attire matches her. But bless, I’m not fond of it. I’m more of a fan of her hair. It just doesn’t do anything for me. I won’t say it’s ugly but it’s not beautiful. 2/5
Marc: Someone took gaudy outfit tips from Eve Torres and bless, it paid off. I’m not digging the dress, but, the jewelry and shoes are pretty nice, so for that reason only, she scores higher than Eve. 2/5!
Trisha: Burn that dress, and keep the shoes! Personally, I don’t like the dress but Savannah wears it well, I guess. It suits her figure, so I won’t complain much. Nice bracelets too, nothing too over the top. 2/5
Marcella: I’m sorry Savannah that dress looks like someone vomited! It’s ugly, ugly, ugly! I don’t like it at all. However, I did like her hair, jewelry, and shoes! 1/5
K2 – KELLY KELLY
Marc: Kelly stepped it up in the gear department; I absolutely loved this attire! Pink is Kelly’s colour, and the silver looks great on her. The only thing I wasn’t so ecstatic about was the shorts. But it doesn’t matter! I like how different this attrire was too. The hair and the silver nail varnish really popped out too! 4/5
Trisha: You think Kelly Kelly and you think pink and everything else in her Barbie world, right?! Wrestlemania was no exception and I liked the change in her usual attire style for this, the only thing that really ruined it was her trainers… Tut tut, K2! 3/5
Marcella: Kelly Kelly’s signature color is pink! However, I hate this attire. It was my least favorite out of all the wrestling divas. The top was too weird for me. She did work it good, but bless, it fell flatline for me. 1/5
Marc: Someone take Wendi back to the 19NEVER of fashion and slap the person who told her that dress looked nice. It’s not as bad as her Hall of Fame dress, but it’s really bad. The necklace and earrings are too much, the hair is just like WTF love? and the dress is just a no-go; soz Wendi 0/5
Trisha: Wendi isn’t outfit repeating, but she is repeating the fact that she’s the belle of the ball. I thought she looked like a princess during the Hall of Fame AND at Wrestlemania. I like the red dress more though, because green isn’t really a colour I’m keen on… 5/5 ♥
Marcella: Wendi Ritcher’s attires scared me. They made her look chubby and unattractive. I’m not a FAN at all with poofy dresses. I don’t like princess ball gown dresses! They look too much! Yes, she had to dress up because this is a big honor, but it would have been better to go with something less poofy. Like Trisha said, red was a better color than that GREEN horror at the Hall of Fame. 1/5
Marc: I have nothing negative to say about this! While it not be the most exciting choice of dress, it’s simple and hot, so it gets the job done! Mel looks great in it. 4/5
Trisha: The little black dress never really goes wrong, and it looks great on Melina. It’s nothing special, but suits her. 3/5
Marcella: Melina looked pretty in this simple black dress. Like Marc & Trisha said, it’s not special, but she rocked it well. Sometimes, simple goes a long way! 4/5
Marc: Not my favourite Natalya attire of all time, but it’s not my least favourite either. Natalya really owned the stage when she came out; all eyes were on her. She knows how to rock her own style and there’s nothing bad about it. I’m digging the huge studded belt, but the scarily pink boots, not so much. 3/5
Trisha: This is my favourite Nattie attire, the boots were too bright though! I thought all eyes were on her as the grandest stage of them all was hers when she made her way to the ring with the Hart family. I love Natalya, so don’t expect a low rating from me here. 4/5
Marcella: Natalya’s attire reminded me of her regular ring gear (because it was her regular gear!) I’m sorry but OUTFIT REPEATER!!! I actually liked her gear on this past Raw much better! But, her regular gear is good. It makes her look very pretty. I love the belt as well! But like my cohorts said, those boots were made for throwing in the East River. They ruined her whole look due to their brightness! 3/5
This concludes the first W.W.F.B. WrestleMania Attire post, the second post will follow shortly and the winner (and loser) will be announced.
The next post will feature Jillian, Gail Kim, Mickie James, Alicia Fox, Maryse, the team of Simply Flawless and Mae Young!
Well, JEALOUSY rears its UGLY head! I always try to be a professional. But, bless, I have to fall from my high standards when I see a petty comment or a stupid segment on my television. It’s a vice that I’m too straightforward and opinionated. Why is Marcella babbling? Here’s the reason:
TNA President Dixie Carter issued a statement on her Twitter page congratulating Shawn Michaels on a great career, and indirectly addressed Impact’s low 0.6 rating (rounded up from a 0.56) by saying “Thank goodness he can only retire once…hopefully. Shawn, congrats on an amazing career!” ( CREDIT: www.wrestlingnewsarena.com)
Well, maybe I’m a bit defensive. But I didn’t like that comment that ” he can only retire once…hopefully..” That seemed a bit CHEEKY and disrespectful. Just because Shawn Michaels took a shot at Ric Flair doesn’t make it okay for someone in TNA to take a shot at Shawn. You expect such behavior from hormonal teenagers or children, not from “professionals”. Michaels gave his word that he wouldn’t return to the ring, much like Flair did. Flair decided to go back on his word. Michaels says he won’t go back on his word. Therefore, dearest Dixie Carter, don’t worry about HBK. Pumpkin, you should worry about your workers.. and I mean ALL of your workers from the wrestlers to production people to the PEOPLE who make shirts that are sewed together thus making it impossible to wear!
The TNA Knockouts really impressed us last week, so iMPACT! got one point up on the scoreboard, but bless, last night left ALOT to be desired, therefore, the winners who gain another point this week are myself and Marcella; The Royals.
I mean honestly, iMPACT!’s match was very silly, despite great acting and ‘wrestling’ on Daffney’s part and RAW’s matches, well, one lasted like less than ten seconds and the other one was more pointless than a zipper on a sock. Anyways, out of all of this nonsense, we have one bit of good news for the Divas – there’s two new contenders for the Divas title – The Bella Twins! If WWE go through with it, I’m gonna be quite excited for the match. Check out the ‘War’ in videos after the cut.
Former WWE Diva (and Diva Searcher), Brooke Adams, who was best known for one third of ECW’s Extreme Expose, has signed a TNA contract and appeared on the show last night as Miss Teschmacher; the
slut secretary of Eric Bischoff. Apparently the name was spurned from a character in the Superman movie. The main villain, Lex Luthor had an assistant named Eve Teschmacher. Isn’t that cute? Watch her debut below, bless..
Today we have some idiots from The Hot Tub on Raw. We have a First Blood Match between Tara & Daffney on Impact. ( Impact information will be up tomorrow or the next day!)
The Hot Tub weirdoes said that they face the divas. We aren’t allowed to be in the hot tub with them. O.O Who cares?
We see the Bella Twins, Rosa Mendes, and Tiffany are in the hot tub with the weirdoes. The winner of this “match” might get a future Diva’s Title Match. I have no idea nor do I care about this FAKE match.
A WrestleMania Rematch of the Five on Five Diva Tag
The faces come out to Kelly Kelly’s theme music. The heels come out to Maryse’s theme. Maryse starts out with Eve Torres. She throws her hand in the face of Eve. She then does her hair flip, only to be pinned by Eve Torres. Maryse rolls out to argue with Simply Flawless. It looks like Alicia Fox has taken the side of Maryse. This leaves Vickie Guerrero to scream “EXCUSE MEEEE“ to Eve. She then points at the five face divas( Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, and Eve Torres) and says she has four people with her. But nope, her people are busy arguing. So Vickie knows she’s in trouble so she hightails it out of there. The faces turned their attention to the retreating Vickie. The heels strike the babyfaces. Therefore, they roll around and fight. The babyfaces drive the heels to the hills. Alicia helps Maryse as LayCool runs after Vickie( I guess?). The babyfaces celebrate. ( WHAT A WONDERFUL MATCH! NOT! This wasn’t a match! Bless!!!! EXCUSE ME WWE, but your stupidness irks me!!!)
THIS IS A BROADCASTING NOTICE! IT TOOK ME LONGER TO WRITE THIS MATCH COVERAGE THAN WHAT THE MATCH WAS. THANK YOU!
SHOWMIZ interrupts Bret Hart. Hart Dynasty (with Natalya) make the save. They want Show Miz. I hope that means the Hart Dynasty wins and gets a PUSH! I guess they are faces now. Natalya is ringside with her Uncle Bret. She is shouting and BANGING on the mat for her team. This match is not for the Undisputed Tag Titles. ShowMiz flew away ‘cos they wanted no part in Hart Dynasty. The Hart Dynasty parade around to celebrate their win.
We see the HOT Tub again! Tiffany & Rosa are very creeped out by the nerds. They leave. Another nerd, Craig ( who didn’t get the right flight), declared THE BELLA TWINS the winners. He gives Mark Henry to the two nerds along with Hornswoggle. Bless, how ugly!
Hello Fangirl Mode! It’s Marcella & a billion other girls as Randy Orton & John Cena are tagging together. <3
#THANKYOU SHAWN It’s truly the end of an era.
According to NoDq, during a radio interview this morning in California, everyone’s ‘favourite’ reality TV star/Wannabe celebrity Tila Tequila was asked if she had anything coming up that everyone could look forward to. She replied, “I think we’re finalizing me hosting RAW the last week in May. I don’t watch much wrestling, but I like muscular guys in tights.”
Alright, I’m (just about) for the whole “Guest Host” thing that’s on Raw, but when the host has no idea with what’s what, what is the point?! We’ve seen in the past when it’s soo obvious that the host is in a whole different universe of their own, far away from the WWE Universe, so why?! I understand the whole ratings thing, but having someone who’s into “muscular guys in tights” hosting the show isn’t going to be doing anything amazing, is it?!
I remember TNA Superstar Shannon Moore Tweeting about this a while back, and I’ve dug the tweet up because I agree 100% with what he said.
I think it’s wack to have a guest host on your show that doesn’t watch the product. F ratings…. what about the guys that have passion and love for the wrestling biz.
See, personally, I (And I’m not alone with this, I’ve seen what people have to say on forums etc) just think the whole ‘Guest Host’ thing needs to end. And soon.