Today we have some idiots from The Hot Tub  on Raw.  We have a First Blood Match between Tara & Daffney on Impact. ( Impact information will be up tomorrow or the next day!)

The Hot Tub weirdoes said that they face the divas. We aren’t allowed to be in the hot tub with them. O.O Who cares?

We see the Bella Twins, Rosa Mendes, and Tiffany are in the hot tub with the weirdoes. The winner of this “match” might get a future Diva’s Title Match.  I have no idea nor do I care about this FAKE match.

A WrestleMania Rematch of the Five on Five Diva Tag

The faces come out to  Kelly Kelly’s theme music. The heels come out to Maryse’s theme.  Maryse starts out with  Eve Torres. She throws her hand in the face of Eve.  She then does her hair flip, only to be pinned by Eve Torres. Maryse rolls out to argue with Simply Flawless. It looks like Alicia Fox has taken the side of Maryse. This leaves Vickie Guerrero to scream “EXCUSE MEEEE“  to Eve. She then points at the five face divas( Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, and Eve Torres) and says she has four people with her. But nope, her people are busy arguing. So Vickie knows she’s in trouble so she hightails it out of there. The faces turned their attention to the retreating Vickie. The heels strike the babyfaces. Therefore, they roll around and fight. The babyfaces drive the heels to the hills. Alicia helps Maryse as  LayCool runs after Vickie( I guess?). The babyfaces celebrate.  ( WHAT A WONDERFUL MATCH! NOT! This wasn’t a match! Bless!!!! EXCUSE ME WWE, but your stupidness irks me!!!)

THIS IS A BROADCASTING NOTICE! IT TOOK ME LONGER TO WRITE THIS MATCH COVERAGE THAN  WHAT THE MATCH WAS. THANK YOU!

SHOWMIZ interrupts Bret Hart.  Hart Dynasty (with Natalya) make the save. They want Show Miz. I hope that means the Hart Dynasty wins and gets a PUSH! I guess they are faces now. Natalya is ringside with her Uncle Bret. She is shouting and BANGING on the mat for her team. This match is not for the Undisputed Tag Titles. ShowMiz flew away ‘cos they wanted no part in Hart Dynasty. The Hart Dynasty parade around to celebrate their win.

We see the HOT Tub again! Tiffany & Rosa are very creeped out by the nerds.  They leave. Another nerd, Craig ( who didn’t get the right flight), declared THE BELLA TWINS the winners.  He gives Mark Henry to the two nerds along with Hornswoggle. Bless, how ugly!

Hello Fangirl Mode! It’s Marcella & a billion other girls as Randy Orton  & John Cena are tagging together. <3

#THANKYOU SHAWN It’s truly the end of an era.