Welcome to yet another crazy idea spurned from the mad minds of Trisha and Marc, Diva Dolls! This is where we literally play dress-up with Divas, changing pretty much anything and everything from wardrobe to theme songs, creating newer and sometimes silly gimmicks. We’ll take our turns to dress-up a Diva, so excuse the dodgy Photoshop Playabouts… This week (well, this time!) we’re delving into the scrap clothes box with TNA’s newest Knockout, Miss Tessmacher who’s better known as ECW’s Extreme Exposé member, Brooke Adams. Currently playing the role of Eric Bichoff’s assistant, she needs a more interesting gimmick, right? This is where we step in with some sexy ideas to spruce up that current gimmick…

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Marc Presents: Miss Tessmacher

Name: Miss Tessmacher
From: The Classroom
Entrance Theme: Prom Dress – Millionaires
Alignment: Heel
Finisher: Detention (Hairpull backbreaker)

Using her skills she picked up whilst teaching, Miss Tessmacher is the personal assistant to Eric Bischoff. But, aswell as that, Tessmacher takes her naughty students (AKA the TNA Knockouts) to the ring, where she teaches them how to be morale and good students. She finally would hit her finisher, a hairpull backbreaker – aptly named ‘Detention’ – before going back to Mr B!

Read on for Trisha’s Diva Dolls as well as another one from Marc!

Trisha Presents: Chanel

Name: Chanel
From: “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero’s Bedroom, Harlem, New York
Entrance Theme: Just Got Paid, Lets Get Laid – Millionaires
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Chick Kick

Straight from Harlem, New York, The Black Pope has a new hoe because let’s face it, nobody really wants Chelsea by their side. Who better than the new chick on the block, Brooke? Obviously, she needs a classier name to fit her newer, ahem, classier role… She’s been re-named to Chanel and the moment she walked down the iMPACT! Zone ramp with D’Angelo Dinero, Desmond Wolfe’s valet Chelsea took no shine to her whatsoever. Cue a valet battle at ringside! From then on, Chanel proves that she’s more than just eye and arm candy, helping Pope become champion and simply making him look good, and perhaps becoming the most desirable valet on the roster.

Marc Presents: Brooke Tessmacher

Ring Name: Brooke Tessmacher
From: Houston, Texas
Entrance Theme: Take Your Shirt Off – Millionaires
Alignment: Face
Finisher: The Striptease (Chokeslam)

Everyone knows Brooke’s WWE past of being in the dancing trio, Extreme Exposé, so leaving Eric Bischoff’s side, Brooke Tessmacher occasionally wrestles, but her main passion is dancing! She takes to the stage every iMPACT! as a solo dance act, Total Nonstop Exposé – much to the crowds delight! However, there is a group of Knockouts who despise poor Brooke, and suprise suprise, they are The Beautiful People! Lacey Von Erich has a special hatrid for Brooke though, as Brooke beat Lacey in a dancing competition many years ago! Week after week Brooke has to watch her back, because the UGLIE STICK might pay her a visit!

Trisha Presents: Brooke Tessmacher

Ring Name: Brooke Tessmacher
From: Houston, Texas
Entrance Theme: Talk Sh*t – Millionaires
Alignment: Heel
Finisher: N/A

Dear Eric,
I’m going to be taking over the iMPACT! Zone.
Pack your stuff and get the Hell outta MY office.
I’m going to show you how it’s done.
Lots of love HATE,
Miss Tessmacher XOXO

… Tired of Eric Bichoff and Hulk Hogan ruining the iMPACT! Zone with oldies running around everywhere, Miss T steps up and takes things into her own hands… If you thought Eric was an asshole, you’re either going to love Tessmacher or hate her. Expect chaos, expect drama and expect a novel’s worth of pink slips to be handed out. Brooke’s running the show and she’s showing everybody how it’s done.