The guest host is Rob Zombie (and his wife is floating around backstage apparantly, so Mrs Zombie may make an appearance)!

LMFAO! HAI HUMAN JAR OF Mayonnaise!!

LMFAOOOOOOOO LOOK AT MICHAEL COLE!!! I wanna know who the GM is NOW!!!

Marc says, ” FUCK OFF with the annoying email sound!”

It’s Six Person Action! The Hart Dynasty makes their way out, but USO and Tamina attack them. It’s a hit and run attack. The Hart Dynasty is down and out. Bless, this match never gets over well. Tamina runs back down and rolls Natalya into the ring. She hits the Superfly Splash. Nattie holds her midsection. Tamina & Uso’s celebrate. By the way, David Hart Smith went into the steel steps and Tyson Kidd went into the barricade. They go to check on Natalya.

Uh, nice hair, Rob Zombie… o.O

We see snippets of LITA from when Edge first cashed in the Money In The Bank.

Ricky Steamboat, Michael Hayes, Arn Anderson, Dean Malenako,  Michael Rotonda, and Jerry Lawler are going to play with the Nexxus ( who are minus Wade Barrett). They get Arn and Dean. Now it’s a mayhemful fit.  It’s ony Steamboat, Lawler, and Hayes left.  Now they maul the last three lovely legends. No one can save the legends or they get suspended!! They surround Steamboat and smack him. :(

;) The Divas should have attacked the NEXXUS for interfering in the Diva match up of Tamina vs. Natalya last week.  They did say only WWE Superstars would be suspended if they touched those NXT’ERS. ;)

Alicia Fox ( with new attire) and Maryse come out for their tag team match.Maryse throws her hand into the face of Alicia. Eve Torres and Gail Kim come out to Eve’s music. They are wearing blue attires. Alicia starts out with Eve. She is going vicious.  Eve goes for a pin, but Alicia knees Torres. Fists to  Eve. More knees to Eve.  Snapmare and a pin to Eve. Alicia pulls hair and then tags in Maryse. Maryse is pulling hair and doing the slut pin. Tag to Foxy. Alicia throws Eve into the corner, but misses the knee. Gail gets tagged in. She hits a hurrricana. And is going wicked fast.  Missle Drop kick to Alicia/ Alicia goes outside. Eve goes into the apron.  Gail gets a hand full of hair of Foxy. Maryse smacks Gail, but Gail smacks her back.  Alicia is able to capitalize and hit her scissor kick to Gail for the win. Alicia Fox screams for her Diva’s Title. And she finally gets it and gets into a “bitching fit” with her partner Maryse. Maryse throws her hand into the face of Fox since she is gloating with the title. Cole and Josh Matthews are hyping Maryse’s “relationship” with Ted Dibiase and that she is a gold digger.

There was a Maryse chant?

Ted Dibiase comes out for some retarded Eight Man Mega Twat Match. He comes out with Maryse. She rubs his Million Dollar Belt and gives him a kissypoo. She went to the back as  Teddy went on to the ring.  Won’t this be awkward when Teddy’s wife, Kristen, pops a kid? LMFAO!

Oooh!!! Orton has a lovely pair of yellow and black panties. LOVE IT! ;)

Orton is on top at the end of the show. Cole said blessed, so I’m raging. ;)

Superstar’s Spoiler

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2. Nikki Bella beat Jillian Hall. “Ugh, how awful,” Rob wrote. Julian got on the mic and said she is not allowed to sing tonight. Big cheers. Nikki took a nice bump over the top rope. The Bellas did the bit under ring as they came out different sides to distract Jillian. Nikki got the roll up win.