Monthly Archives: July 2010
Maxximum iMPACT!
Due to the unfortunate departure of our beloved staff member Maxx I will be taking over Maxximum iMPACT!, but I don’t know if that will be a good thing or not. You be the judge as OSD’s resident TNA mark (or at least one hyperactive girl who tends to love TNA a little more than the average bear..) takes on the Total Nonstop Action of Thursday nights! Check back in the upcoming weeks for a brand new name, suggestions are welcomed as much as AJ Styles is welcome on my TV!
It’s Too Late To Apologise…
In the past few weeks following Victory Road, The Beautiful People haven’t exactly been the best of friends. Velvet Sky is still being as stubborn as an ox while Lacey tries to persuade her to “fix things”. Madison comes in all apologetic and wants to put everything aside since they pretty much run the show with all of the Knockouts gold, but Vel-Vel’s not having any of it. She blames Madison for the whole issue within them and refuses to call a truce while Lacey Von Erich wants the truce too. Velvet claims it’s “too late to apologise” but then decides to be the peacemaker and calls a truce by hugging it out. Lacey quote of the moment: “I’m SO happy!” ♥
You Are… Number One!
I think it’s safe to say that now SariTaylor have gone their seperate ways, we know that Taylor Wilde is probably the more stylish of the two. It hurts to say that since I like neither of them, but honestly, where the heck is the rest of Sarita’s outfit? Don’t get me wrong, I like the style and colour of it, I just don’t like Sarita’s bum cheeks popping out to say hello when she turns around. On to other things popping out to say hello, Angelina Love comes out dressed in her silver trousers and a little black top with a sparkly bra. Not liking either lady’s fashion choices, but I do like Angie’s hair.
Angelina Love hits the Botox Injection for the win and she’s now the number one contender for the Knockouts title.
The NXT Best Coverage
I’ll keep this short and sweet. The whole game plan of NXT Coverage will include the videos and comments. The main focus of the coverage is to document the wacky antics of the Pros LAYCOOL.
As you can see, Kaval is backstage with his pros - MICHELLE MCCOOL & LAYLA EL! They are doting on him like he is a child, which is funny. Husky Harris decides to bully Kaval around. LAYCOOL ain’t taking none of that from the TANK. Bless Layla’s heart, she really shined in this segment. By the way, HUSKY HARRIS, that’s REAL TALK!
So it was set up that Kaval would take on Husky Harris. How safe and wonderful for LAYCOOL and DASHING CODY RHODES to be on the apron! It was a total set up for Husky to accidentally bang into the Co-Women Champions. They cry and moan since they landed hard on the outside. Kaval was so concerned for his pros that Husky took advantage of it to pick up the win.
O HAI JAMIE KEYES & ASHLEY VALENCE! Yeah, they were there too doing their jobs of talking.
Twins On The Beach! Come On Everybody…
I actually jinxed it, and I’m very sorry guys! Like I mentioned in Brie Bella‘s Summer Divas post, I expected her sister to join her for some twin-filled fun in front of the camera and look what we’ve been treated to for the fourth installment! Like our gallery owner Kristen mentioned on Twitter, because the Bella Twins have a joint-shoot, the flawless Lay-Cool should have one too!
Location, Location, Location!
“The next Diva will get shoved in front of Miami, I promise.”
That’s what I said during Michelle McCool’s Summer Divas post and I wasn’t joking. As you can see, Brie and Nikki are enjoying the Miami sunshine, thanks to Google images.
Walk, Walk, Fashion Baby…
If you remember from Brie’s solo photoshoot, she was the one in yellow so that leaves Nikki in the pink. Personally, I prefer the yellow frilly bikini, but Nikki’s shade of pink lipgloss looks nice with hers. If I go into too much detail, I won’t be able to say much about it when we get to see Nikki’s solo shoot. Any bets as to when we’ll see that?
Snap, Snap, Freeze… Pose, Look back…
This may shock you, but there is no surfboard pose. Nope, not one in sight! There is, however, forced smiles as a very fake-looking game of catch takes place, followed by a few usual Bella photoshoot-style poses. It’s a typical Bella Twins photoshoot with that beloved beach ball and bikinis, basically. I don’t see anything too special, aside from one little irksome issue that needs to be brought forward. Is there a need to shove your arses so far out ladies?! Seriously, they’re not upright for even one full-body shot and they actually remind me of fourteen-year-old girls on Myspace who haven’t been gifted with some junk in the trunk so they feel the need to shove it out as far back as possible. I’d rather have one surfboard pose than a whole shoot of “LOOK AT MY SXC BUM LOLS XOXO”.
Summer Divas Archive
27th July: Maryse | 28th July: Brie Bella | 29th July: Michelle McCool
New Competition: Live For The Moment!
I couldn’t resist setting up another competition hot off the heels of the successful icon competition. We know there’s quite a few creative visitors, so I thought doing a signature competition would test your skills! This time round, the deadline is a little bit sooner, 10th August to be exact. Click on the banner to go to the competition page.
Icon Competition Results & Awards Now Up!
We’re so thrilled that this competition went so well, thank you to everyone who participated, through entering or voting! Big congratulations to the winners, Conor, Megz and Lory, enjoy your awards! Expect a little advertising space being added to the sidebar soon! ;)
Click the banner for all of the awards, as well as the poll results.
Details On Why Maryse & Ted Were Paired
According to Force of Wrestling, Maryse being Ted DiBiase’s valet is an offshoot of plans initially mapped out for Maryse and Raw’s Mr. MITB The Miz last year. Remember when a storyline between the two was teased? They were planned to get together, however that didn’t happen due to Maryse’s knee injury which took her out of action for a pretty long time. While Maryse was away, The Miz came to play and backstage officials were rather happy at how well he does by himself. Love him or hate him, you have to admit that he does portray a good heel!
Back when Legacy broke up, many felt that the poor booking around that time made Ted D lose a bunch of momentum, so having some gorgeous eye candy seemed like a decent effort to get him over as a top heel. Maryse has now become a part of his storylines and is involved more with Superstars, as we’ve seen at Money in the Bank and on various episodes of Raw. Personally, I think she and Ted make a better pairing than she would have done so with The Miz and I enjoy seeing “Teryse” on Monday nights.
Famous & Flawless, She’s Got It On Lock!
In the third installment of Summer Divas we’ve gone from one half of duo to another. This time, we’ve been treated to the flawless Michelle McCool’s photoshoot, and I’m sure you’ll agree at she does look rather fabulous in her itsy bitsy glitzy bikini.
Location, Location, Location!
Who wants another grey fun fact? You do?! Great! Did you know that if you mixed black and white, you would get grey! Mix a bit more black for a darker shade and white to go lighter. Wasn’t that interesting? Nope, neither is the dull background the Divas are shoved in front of… I jazzed it up for the banner with some textures and colouring. The next Diva will get shoved in front of Miami, I promise.
Walk, Walk, Fashion Baby…
Does anyone recognise this bikini from a couple of years ago? Maybe this will refresh your memory. Take away the sexy specs and the ruler then pass the beach ball to the left, to the left and here we have a possible outfit repeater! To be fair, she has the right shades going on this time round. I prefer the shade of this bikini to the older shoot’s one and her shade of blonde is on point too.
Snap, Snap, Freeze… Pose, Look back…
Throughout the shoot, Michelle’s smiling non-stop! It brings me back to the lovely memories of “I’m Michelle McCool and I’m lovin’ life,” and her days as a babyface. In one shot, she’s pulling a Traci Brooks face, and to be honest her smiles seem a little bit forced. Girl, we love your bitchy smirks, throw us a couple to the camera, your fans demand it! Michelle’s version of the ‘surfboard pose’ that we’ve grown to know and, uh, love lets us see her feet on a grey floor. I still think that pose is stupid.
Summer Divas Archive
27th July: Maryse | 28th July: Brie Bella
