Welcome to yet another crazy idea spurned from the mad minds of Trisha and Marc, Diva Dolls! This is where we literally play dress-up with Divas, changing pretty much anything and everything from wardrobe to theme songs, creating newer and sometimes silly gimmicks. This time around however, it’s just Marc doing the dolls. But as usual, you’ll have to excuse the dodgy Photoshop Playabouts! This time I decided to delve into the scrap clothes box of two of TNA’s recently departed Knockouts, ODB and Roxxi! With these four dolls, I’m going to act like they’ve just got a job in the WWE and come up with two possible gimmicks, that they could have! I apologize if this post offends anyone, I don’t intend it to be that way!

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Marc’s Roxxi Doll #1: Straight Edge Selena

Name: Selena
From: Chicago, Illinois
Entrance Theme: My Man (Cahill Radio Mix) – Jade Ewen
Alignment: Heel
Finisher: Anti-Diva Killa (Voodoo Drop)

Serena’s big sister, Selena, was always a big fan of CM Punk and ALWAYS followed the Straight Edge ways. Selena has always hated her little sister and it doesn’t help now that Serena is surround by the Straight Edge Society and Selena’s idol, CM Punk! Put it this way, Selena’s gonna make the biggest, BALDEST impact of all time in the WWE! She has it in for her sister and she won’t stop until her sister is gone and she’s side by side with her saviour, CM Punk!

Read on for another Roxxi Diva Doll and two Diva Dolls of the ONE DIRTY BITCH, ODB!

Marc’s ODB Doll #1: One Desirable Babe

Name: ODB (One Desirable Babe)
From: Los Angeles, California
Entrance Theme: California Gurls – Katy Perry & Snoop Dogg
Alignment: Face
Finisher: TKO

The ODB cleaned up her act and became sexy! The ‘One Desirable Babe’ can be seen parading around on WWE’s flagship show – Monday Night RAW! A regular opponent for the likes of Maryse, Jillian and Alicia Fox, ODB proves to be a force to be reckoned with in the Divas division!

Marc’s Roxxi Doll #2: Famous and flawless bad girl!

Ring Name: Roxanne
From: Boston, Massachusetts
Entrance Theme: Feelin’ Me – WWE (Solo Theme) / Not Enough For Me – WWE (Group Theme)
Alignment: Heel
Finisher: The Makeover (Voodoo Drop)

During her time in TNA, Roxanne was always the subject of torment in the hands of the bad girls – The Beautiful People. REAL TALK! However, now she’s signed with WWE, everything’s changed! Roxanne was introduced to the WWE Universe by the devious ‘self professed’ co-Women’s champions, Laycool. You know what they say! Two’s bad, three’s badder! (Well they don’t say that, so what? Shup) With the new WWE Diva, Roxanne, on their side, Layla and Michelle McCool have the bodyguard they always wanted! Roxanne has a hardcore wrestling style, and shows it off as much as she can whenever she’s at ringside or even inside the squared circle! So soz guys, the bullying of K2 and Tiffy continues and is in full force! FLAWLESS!

Marc’s ODB Doll #2: Trashy trailer park Diva!

Ring Name: Pam Henderson
From: The Trailer Park
Entrance Theme: Buscuits & Gravy – WWE
Alignment: Heel
Finisher: Trailerpark Knock Out (TKO)

Pam Henderson claims to have the best trailer in her trailer park, and not only that, she has a whole load of moves to back up her hillbilly chit chat. Pam would appear on RAW, where she’d find the odd ally in Jillian and maybe finally, she can help Jillian put an end to the Bella twins naughty behaviour!