Welcome to RAW IS MARCELLA!!!!!!!!

Now babes, the guest host is the mother from the BRADY BUNCH! She is named  Florence Henderson. Her TV name  was Carol Brady.

Tune in to see what happens!

Nice shirts, Nexus! NOT!

This email GM is annoying. -____________- Can we not have annoying sounds, bub?

Former WWE Diva’s Champ Eve Torres is doing commentary.  WWE Diva’s Champion ALICIA FOX comes out with her new red attire.  We see what happened last week during the title match.  Fox is dancing about the ring.  Here comes Gail Kim in her yellow attire. They tie up in the middle of the ring. Hiptoss and smacks to Alicia. Fox gets thrown into the corner. Gail misses the monkeyflip and gets hit in the face by her knee. Gail gets back into the match.  Dropkicks and punches.  Gail runs into the  midsection of Fox. Fox smacks Gail.  Gail goes for eat defeat. Alicia BOTCHES her scissors kick by hammering the back of Gail. Alicia picks up the victory!Alicia and Eve exchange words. They are bitching. E-Mail from GM! Eve gets another title match since Alicia was a baddie last week!  This match will happen this SUNDAY at the Money In The Bank PPV!

So at this ppv, we have two Diva matches. It’s WWE Diva’s Champ Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres. And on the Smackdown side of things, it’s the official WWE Women’s Champion, Layla El vs. Kelly Kelly! =O

Oh ho oh, Madison Square Garden is hosting WWE Smackdown World Tour on September 23rd.  That sounds interesting. ;)

It’s gonna be a six person  tag match. We see the Hart Dynasty come out. They are ready and willing to smack Usos & Tamina. We see what happened two weeks ago with the sneak attack. Jimmy, Jey, and Tamina make their way out. Tamina, please get another outfit. I believe this is Jimmy and he is fighting Tyson. Tamina gets involved, and smacks Tyson. Jey is wearing shorts. ;) The ladies aren’t officially in the match.  David Hart Smith gets into the match. Tamina pulls David off of the pin attempt. Natalya launches herself onto Tamina. They get into a catfight. Jey hits the superfly splash for the victory. Tyson and Nattie check on David. The Usos go up the ramp with Tamina who is holding her neck.

Bless, the Nexus smack Yoshi Tatsu. Are we supposed to CARE?

By the way peeps,  this post is dedicated is dedicated to a student that I came in contact with when I was doing my student teaching. Anais died tragically recently.

Maryse accompanies Ted Dibiase out. They are gloating. She is weaing bronze dress and shoes.  She looks stunning.  She is the Beautiful One and he’s the Fortunate One. She holds the ropes for him and he opens the ropes for her. He says that the Million Dollar Couple is him and the briefcase. Maryse looks like she will rip his hair out of his noggin.  Then he says he will shower her with gifts. Blah blah!  John Morrison comes out. He says the French don’t take showers.  She talks french to him. JoMo says he will translate her YAYA talk.  She goes to slap him, but Momo counters. Oh no! JoMo doesn’t get smacked! He turns it around for Teddy. MoMo goes for StarShip Pain, and Maryse saves him. Bless, I think Melina will come back to smack Maryse around O_O to show who the real power couple is. ;)

By the way, Emily, my BFFL, says why does JoMo still have a slowmo entrance? Thoughts?!!

We see Florence and a bunch of silly wrestlers. She is talking to Santino. Now Regal shows up.  Florence tells Regal he isn’t funny. He says he would ask about the Partridge Family about something useful. He gets slapped by Florence! Santino tries to kiss Florence and he gets her hand in his face ala Maryse!

Bless my heart! I always mark out during RKOs!!!  Jericho gets  RKO’ed after he made Orton lose to Edge. Then Evan Bourne comes out to smack Randy Orton. He sets up for the ShootingStar Press, but gets RKO’ed!!!!!!!!!! Wooo Greatness Pose! <3 I will come out and say it, RANDY ORTON to win Money In the Bank! HOLLERING!!

Now JoMO gets attacked by NEXUS! I really do HATE Skip Sheffield. I always have hated RYBACK since  Tough Enough days. Bless me! He hurts my eyeballs! :(

Conor, my wonderfully bitch of a friend, said, ” Morrison Sweat patch on his jeans?” Bless, I didn’t see it. LMFAOO! I was focusing on my HATRED of Skip. Momo must have peed himself since Skip is so dirty, pimple-y, and uglyyyyy! Conor is on the case of this peepee dilemma! We will have more about this developing story later as Conor is youtubing this shit show.

Now the GM is acting like  Rowdy Roddy Piper, by saying just when you think you know the answers, I changed the questions.

Mark Henry takes R-Truth’s place in Money In The Bank. Bless Henry gets  smacked into the RAW GM’s Computer stand. The trash gets thrown on Henry. Blessy!

Florence is coming out to be the guest ring announcer. She reminds me of Linda McMahon. O_O Oh bless, she feels groovy. -_-  It’s the Eight Man Brady Bunch Match. Regal, Zack Ryder, Primo, and Doink The Clown is the  Regal Bunch. Santino bunch is  Santino Marella, Goldust,  Great Khali, & Kozlov.  She woos!  Now she is sitting down next to King. -_-  She tries to copy Maryse yet again.  She wears Regal’s ugly jacket. He yells at her.  And Santino hits the Cobra. Yeah, Santino’s Bunch wins.  Florence makes out with Khali twice! She likes Khali rather than Santino. Bless this!

Nexus attacks Evan Bourne.  Sheamus lets them attack him. -___- Sheamus comes back to crawl on him. It was very weird. The Nexus comes back to glare at Sheamus. Oopsy, FELLA! He HIGHTAILS it to Cena’s locker room, as BLESS, The Nexus wants some LUCKY CHARMS! I’m a bad bitch as I loved how retarded Sheamus ran away. It entertained me! Be scared, TNA! BE SCARED OF ME!!

Cena is busted open. Sheamus helped Cena warn off the Nexus!

Superstars Spoilers

From : wrestlingpronews.com

WWE Superstars (Night 1)
- The Bellas def. Jillian Hall & Maryse