Welcome to Raw is Marcella! Forgive my internet and coverage as  as I run a muck in my house to make sure the coverage is as live as possible.  I have no internet on the third floor.

We have guests hosts!  It’s the stars of Going the Distance – Justin Long, Charlie Day & Jason Sudeikis!

The NEXUS start off Raw. They are pissy! Bless them!  HAI Bad Hair Club!!  Wade says that the roster of RAW will suffer. Okay. I feel like that all the time WITH JOCKERS!

It’s PURPLE Cena. ;) I love the color yellow. Oh sorry, I’m having a moment.  Wade is as tough as Snooki from Jersey Shore. LISA JANE will have something to say about that!

FLAWS! Yes, Otunga has many flaws.  LMFAO I love these flaws. LMFAO!

Piss off GM! The Nexus will face  Team WWE individually.  Nexus is crumbling from the seams.  AGAIN the GM! -___-

The Nexus can chose which member of Team they want to face. However, Wade will face Jericho.

Brecca (@DeeGates) is very upset that Jericho lost! :@ I will spank someone.

Oh joy! It’s the three guest hosts! Oh look the crowd is so excited! NOT!!! Fuck off! -_-

They announce the HART DYNASTY! Natalya is looking wonderful in their merchandise. They are all hugging the guest twats! The GM is EMAIL happy. The Undisputed  Tag titles have turned into the WWE tag team titles.  Bret Hart gives them to the Dynasty. They are all hugging Bret. Nexus interrupts and say Gabriel with his alternative thinking will face Bret.  Gabriel says Bret will feel  the 450 Splash.  Those WWE Tag Team Titles are golden.  They look pretty good, but I can’t say for certain till I see the exact detail.

Michael Cole is starting on his hatorade! Traver is gonna go to school thanks to Daniel Bryan.

Alex Riley and Miz decided to be morons. Oopsy! ;) That’s normal.  Marc is probably dreaming of beating up Mizzyboy.  So Miz has a fit?!I will LMFAO when Alex Riley goes home tomorrow. :’)  You don’t play with Marcella’s internet sensation. :@

Sorry, I was sleeping when Alex Riley was talking! ;)  Nah, I kid! Last year when I went to a Raw Houseshow in White Plains, NY, Alex Riley  faced Evan Bourne. Very good match! It’s nice to see how Riley has developed since then. But I’m sorry Riley, I’m Pro-KAVAL! He’s flawless like LAYCOOL!

The GM doesn’t like Bret Hart. The GM never wants to see Bret wrestle on Monday Night Raw. His substitute is  RANDY ORTON! Oh dear. I’m sorry Gabriel, you will be gone.  Orton is in a VERY pissy mood. Randy Orton is wearing his purple trunks! HEY MARICON, CENTON IS MATCHING AGAIN! Orton is in such a foul mood. Bless Gabriel! :/ Sheamus comes down and Orton gets counted out ‘cos he is beating up Sheamus everywhere. Orton rolls into the ring and RKO’s  Gabriel.  Now, Orton then goes CRAZY with hitting Sheamus with a chair.  Sheamus gets up after ninety chairshots. Bless, Sheamus gets RKO’ed. I like this Randy Orton!!! Deary me, I want to grow up to be like Orton. LMFAO! ;)

-_- So, Otunga & Skip will face John Morrison & R-Truth. Oh dear! :(  The only person I like in this contest is the referee. ;) Okay, if I had to pick , I pick MOMO. I haven’t forgotten what JOMO said about Cena.

Michael Cole mentions MALTA! HAI TRISHA! He finally figured out where it was! ;) I had to educate him.  LMFAO!!

Skippyboy thinks he is JBL with a clothesline from hell.

MELINA w/the Diva Title, GAIL KIM, and EVE TORRES are walking in the backstage area. They are looking pretty. I absolutely love that lilac color attire of Gail Kim. It’s gonna be six divas tag!

We see what happened last night at Summerslam with Melina winning the title and LAYCOOL ruining the celebration.

MELINA PEREZ, GAIL KIM, EVE TORRES vs. ALICIA FOX, JILLIAN HALL, MARYSE

MELINA, GAIL, EVE come out to  Mel’s music. Fox comes out with Jillian and Maryse.  Fox and Melina are yelling. Maryse and Gail are yelling. Droptoe hold to Mary. Gail bounces Mary’s hair.  Gail is going nuts on Mary. Gail puts Mary’s in the tree of woe.  Gail holds Maryse and Mel does the seated seton. Melina gets into the opponents corner and smacks Jilly and ALicia.  Fox tags in. Hiptoss to Melina. Alicia works over Mel’s neck. Jilly gets a tag and gets thrown about by Eve. Alicia gets in and Mel smacks her. Maryse gets thrown out by  Gail. Everyone is smacking each other. Eve hits Jilly in the head.  Eve is on the top rope and what is this?! Jillian grabs her off of the top rope and rolls her up for a  VICTORY! No, I’m not lying! JILLIAN HALL WON THE MATCH! She is singing and  saying she won the match. Fox is happy and edging her on. Maryse is holding her face. Fox and Maryse exchange words. And well, Jillian is like I WON THE MATCH!

Michael Cole is pushing LAYCOOL during this match! He says that they had a photoshoot.

Bless, I can’t believe Heath Slater won via count out to  EDGE! Brecca (@DEEGATES) will harm many people now. :/ I shall help her! ;)

THE BELLA TWINS come to save Great Khali from the guest hosts and the ugly Khali girlfriend picture.

We see the fan axxess yet again!

Soooo…. >.< It’s Darren Young vs. John Cena. No one from Nexus has been exiled… YET!

The Nexus come out to the stage to watch the main event.  Darren Young taps out to the STF. Oh no, BAI DARREN YOUNG! Nexus lets  Cena exit the ring.  Darren is surrounded by Nexus. Darren Young is being mauled by his former team mate.  Gabriel always clutches his stomach after the 450 splash. They  YAYA around. o.O Okayy…

Next week’s RAW is being taped now after this live broadcast of RAW!