Welcome to the biggest and best coverage of WWE PPVs! It’s almost time for the BIGGEST PARTY of the SEASON– Summerslam! HOLLER!

Let’s be honest,  we have that ultra huge livechat with a billion great sites. So I was thinking of getting rid of livecoverage. I felt it was SILLY to have two coverages going at the same time. I thought to myself, wait a second, let the readers decide. An alarming amount of people wanted me to continue my crusade of royal domination. And well, there were two people I know who they were who tried to deter the ROYAL invasion due to fear and jealousy. ;) Haters gonna hate.  Therefore, my pay-per-view coverage will NEVER do byebyebye! Awwh, *sowwie!* Not gonna happen, baby! However, my whole issue with the wireless internet is still the same. I have no internet access where the television is located due to Time Warner Cable being a bitch. However, that never stopped me in the past, and it won’t stop me now.

ENOUGH of my chatter, we have an excellent match pitting Diva’s Champion ALICIA FOX against the returning Dominant Diva MELINA PEREZ! We also see SERENA the Anti Diva manage her fellow Straight Edge Society Members against Kane. Vickie “Excuse Me” Guerrero will manage New IC Champ Dolph Ziggler against the former champ Kofi Kingston. Tune in to read all about the divalicious occurrences and my insane dialogue about other events during the night!

The first match is IC Champion Dolph Ziggler with his girlfriend Vickie Guerrero against Kofi Kingston. We see what happened nine days ago that Dolph won the title. Vickie has the microphone and screams “EXCUSE ME!!!” ninety times. She has a nice silver and black dress. Kofi interrupts the excuse me rant. EXCUSE YOU KOFI!

Matt Striker wants Vickie. How WEIRD!

Ooh, the ppv is being viewed in Malta where Trisha’s family is from. Vickie helps Dolph up and pulls him away from an incoming Kofi.  Vickie is screeching too much.

The Nexus attack Kofi and Dolph and ruin a match! EXCUSE ME!

It’s time for the Diva’s title match.

ALICIA FOX vs. MELINA PEREZ

OH DEAR LORD! What is Alicia Fox wearing? Melina Perez is wearing ‘Yellow and Orange attire’. THIS attire is very strange.  She takes off the whole feather crap.  They are staring down each other.  They lock up. Melina gets Fox to the corner.  They look at each other.  They lock up yet again.  Headlock to Melina.  Hiplock toss to Melina. Foxy works over the neck of Mel. Melina fights back up and gets Foxy into the ropes. They break and Fox pushes Melina. Takedown to Alicia. She  smacks Foxy’s  head.  Knees to the stomach of Foxy. Foxy says she can’t see.  Melina wants to smack Foxy’s weave off. Near fall on Foxy.  Melina hurts her knee by moving out of the corner.  She hits the matrix move and then kicks Foxy. Alicia gets Melina into the ringpost. She walks over arm.  Melina tries to get out of armbar.  Melina kicks Foxy.  Rollup to Foxy for a near fall.  Forearms to Foxy. Dropkick to Fox. She screams like a bitch. Knee to the back of Foxy. Facebuster for the win. The new Diva’s Champion is Melina Perez! Melina cries as she celebrates her victory. Josh Matthews comes out to talk to Melina. Team Laycool interrupt. Michelle says she looks good.  They lied. They want to ruin her moment as they killed all the Smackdown Divas. Melina pushes Layla.  Michelle gets attacked. And then takes down layla.  Lay holds Melina and Michelle kicks. They go nuts on Melina.  Foxy smacks Melina. Michelle gets Alicia out of the ring.  Michy hits the knee into the face of Melina. They prance around.

Oops, I think this means Women’ Title vs. Diva’s  Champion.  Oh dear, RAW vs. SMACKDOWN!

We see the whole problems with Straight Edge Society and Big Show. We see three weeks ago when they broke Big Show’s hand. Serena helped ;) The Straight Edge Society come out looking very bald. Nice outfit Serena. Please wear clothes again! LMFAO @ Joseph Mercury. Nice tats Punkie!  Serena barks at Big Show. It doesn’t help at all.  Punk rolls over to Serena. She runs off as the Big Show comes.Serena helps CM Punk run away. Big Show wins and Punk is livid.  Serena looks on and one day she will smack a biatch.

I love Kane. He’s so FLAWLESS!

Miz? Why art thou here? Go away. Marc is irate in his sleep. Miz wants people to go down on their knees. EWWWIES! Miz, stop being stupid. o.O

Bless, Miz is the mystery person.

Wooo! Randy Orton vs. WWE Champion Sheamus. I really do mark out for the greatness pose. Sheamus got himself DQ’ed, so  Sheamus gets RKO’ed onto the table. The Viper is smiling and glaring like a sicko! LOVE IT!

REAL TALK! -_-

Oh SHIT! Undertaker is in the casket after they played with it like NINETY times. I marked out a bit. LMFAO! It was Kane that did it. Well, duh for obvious.

We see what happened in  Summerslam Access. Flawless!

It’s the Bad Hair Club Nexus!

OMFG! Cena’s shirt is NOW purple. It’s NOT orange. Matt Striker mentions that R-Truth was K-Kwick. LMFAO  Matt Striker then mentions that John Morrison was on Tough Enough. Miz isn’t the mystery child.  DANIEL BRYAN is the mystery person!

Miz how dare you smack Daniel Bryan with a briefcase?!!! I will punt you! ;)  FLAWLESS!

Team WWE wins anyways as  Cena  battles back! LMFAO! Daniel Bryan was wonderful eliminating people! ;)

Well if you want a full coverage of Nexus vs. Team WWE view here ! ( I have been helping Lisa Jane on her Wade Barrett site!)