This week on Spin Cycle, TNA Knockout Angelina Love is on the panel alongside AJ Styles, Matt Morgan, and Shannon Moore.

Voting is now open on the NXT subsite, so go vote for your favourite NXT Rookie now! All of the staff members’ picks are in the ugly graphic above, do you agree/disagree? We’ll find out next week on NXT which Diva has been impressing the WWE Universe hopefully our picks will stay!

NXT will be broadcasted on WWE.Com from next week.

Maxine looks disgusted at him. If he falls out of the wheelbarrow, the Diva gets disqualified. GO! Maxine slings the wheelbarrow at the finish line where Hornswoggle falls out. 14.7 seconds. She laughs at Hornswoggle and pushes him about a bit. He bites her ass and she flips out! Maxine’s gonna KILLLLLL SOMEONE! Naomi is next. 14.2 seconds. The Terminator, Jamie Keyes is next! 14.4 seconds. Jamie has beaten Maxine’s score – Maxine isn’t best pleased! Kaitlyn is up next. She tried getting in the wheelbarrow with Hornswoggle but got told off by Striker! She flung the wheelbarrow too and Hornsy went flying again. 12.0 seconds. Miss AJ Lee is next! She starts doing push ups then prances about. LMFAO! AJ gets in at the longest time. 17.7 seconds. Hornswoggle hugs AJ but won’t let go. The billion dollar baby from Lithuania, Aksana, is next! 13.9 seconds. Kaitlyn wins the competition! She hugs Hornsy and he lifts her up on his shoulders. Vickie yells at him to go away before hugging Kaitlyn, saying “good job.”

NXT Diva Profile – A.J. She’s from Union City, New Jersey. Her style is different as she’s representing all the nerds out there. She stayed at home on Saturday nights to play video games rather than go out clubbing, she’s a different kind of Diva! INSERT CHEESY LAUGHS HERE. Her parents didn’t earn a lot of money and she didn’t have a lot growing up. AJ’s dream was to always be a Diva. The passion and determination of AJ will get her to the end of NXT. She says none of them will get her down and there’s no getting rid of her!

NXT Diva Profile – Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn’s from Houston, Texas. She was a huge tomboy and played soccer for thirteen years! She did a lot of body building and says when she was on stage doing that, people only saw a two dimensional version of you, whereas in WWE, she can show off her personality. She says the other girls cannot do the robot. She says she wants to be funny and beautiful. She loves Beth Phoenix. She says she has a lot to learn and she wants it so bad that she’s willing to do whatever it takes to get there. She ends by saying her name is Kaitlyn and she will be the next WWE Diva!

It’s time for Diss The Diva! The girls have an opportunity to tell the other Divas why they have no chance of being the next breakout Diva. Aksana is up first. She thanks Matt the darling, she tells people to look at her and she poses. She says she goes to the gym every morning. She does five hundred sit ups, five hundred crunches and runs ten miles everyday. She tells everyone to look at the other rookies. She says every morning they have pancakes before saying she’s a champion and all the other rookies wanna be like Aksana. AJ Lee is next. She says she’s gonna be the bigger woman and she’s not gonna put them down. She says she belongs there more than they do. She wants to redefine the word Diva. Divas can like video games, comic books, action movies, cars and not care about lipstick, pink and high heels. She says it’s about time WWE picks AJ.

Kaitlyn snatches the mic from AJ as she’s up next. She says before she disses everyone, she’s gonna do an impression. She sticks her butt out and waddles around, mocking Naomi. Naomi forcefully kicks her in the ass, sending her to the mat. Kaitlyn says it was uncalled for. She says just remember, who fell flat on their butt but who’s still gonna win NXT season three! Jamie Keyes is next. Jamie says she could talk about how Aksana looks like she should be in a circus or how AJ looks and act like a ten year old on Christmas morning everytime we see her, but she says she doesn’t need to do that. She says shes gonna be the winner. Naomi gets to dissin’.

Her mother always told her that ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’ but she says if it’s about wrestling and entertainment, she has all of them beat. She said Kaitlyn tried to diss her on her confessional, she says she’s way too cocky and way too arrogant. Kaitlyn mocks her again before Maxine begins! She says she’s sick and tired of the typical Divas as they’re all the same – all overly perky and nice, they even smile when they lose. She asks the gents of the audience a question. What exactly can you do with a nice girl anyways? She continues by saying taking her home to mommy, watch some Oprah – HOW BORING! She syas more importantly, nice girls can’t get things done in a mans world. She says she can though, as the only position for her in WWE is at the top! WWE Universe pick AJ as the winner!

AJ celebrates like a ten year old on Christmas day but EXCUSE ME! Class and beauty (according to Michael Cole) has arrived on the show. Vickie enters the ring and shoos the other Divas out her way. She says that week after week she tries her hardest to make her into a reflection of herself. She asks everyone to feel her pain for ONCE as look what they gave her to work with. She asks Kaitlyn for once to step it up.

Kaitlyn fires back saying she’s tried her hardest but all Vickie has done is bring her down. She says shes gonna step it up by challenging Vickie to a one on one match! Vickie scoffs at her idea and asks if she’s forgotten who she’s dealing with. Vickie accepts the challenge. She says she’s gonna prove that she’s the pro, and that Kaitlyn is nothing. She then bitch slaps Kaitlyn who fires back and shoves Vickie to the floor. The pair then start catfighting. They get pulled apart but go straight after each other! Next week, we get our first elimination and Kaitlyn will take on Vickie Guerrero in a singles match!

It’s that time again for ME (Marcella) to take over RAW and make it SEXY!

Jesus Christ, Miz, Morrison, and Daniel look like they are engaging in a chick fight.

Natalya, Gail, The Bella Twins, Melina, and Eve are walking in the back all excited for the battle royal. Tamina is spraying a million pounds of hair spray as Alicia Fox stands behind her. Maryse is throwing her hand around as Jillian is  excited like a face. She looks like she is about to sing!!

Diva’s Battle Royal for Number One Contendership for the Unified Divas Championship

Melina’s song is playing as the Raw Divas are in the ring. Laycool interrupts as they come to watch. Everyone is going nuts in the ring. Tamina has Melina on her back and she gets thrown out. Tamina alsmost gets eliminated. Gail gets hanged up as Tamina eliminates her.Eve eliminates  Tamina. Double Trouble to Jillian by the Bella.The Bella Twins tried to  eliminate Alicia and Jillian and they  baseball slides themselves out.  Maryse gets eliminated and then Eve gets eliminated.  Jillian and Alicia doubleteam Natalya. They think they eliminated Nattie. Jillian kicks Alicia in the gut. She goes to throw Fox out  but Foxy turns it around. Jilly goes flying. Alicia thinks she has won, but she doesn’t! She chokes Nattie and then  Natalya hits the Alamaba Slam for the win. Natalya celebrates her win as Laycool are scared of her as she has a big “heart”. They want to help her out. Throughout the match, Laycool was dissing the hell out of the divas. King tried to protect the divas of Raw by saying that there was too much air in the heads of Laycool.

We see what happened last week in the Mixed Tag with Teddy & Mary and Eve & Truth. Then we see the video. Maryse is getting angry about the lost she suffered tonight. Teddy said she made them lose last week. Someone knocks at the door and leaves a note. Teddy goes to the door and sees no one. Maryse reads the note in French and Teddy tells her to speak English. It says that “next week you will be mine”. Maryse leaves while rolling her eyes as Teddy stands there confused.

Sheamus has a cut on his nose. JOY! Did he have a fight with a ziplock bag? O.O

Michael Cole talks about Mick Foley’s book Countdown to Lockdown. It goes on sale Friday and they said he has a part about when he was a commentator in WWE.  That’s so nice that WWE actually promoted the book even though Foley is in TNA.

A very happy Natalya accompanies The Hart Dynasty as they face Dashing Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre. They are the WWE Tag Team Champions.  Nattie seems like she should smack my Cody and that DREW. David Hart Smith gets cranky since Tyson accidentally hit him. They were arguing as Nattie tries to calm them down. Nattie goes to grab her cousin and he jerks away from her. He walks off leaving Tyson and Natalya upset. Michael Cole says to call 1-800- Marriage Counselor. Cole, hunnie bunnie, that’s too many numbers to be a phone number. HAHA!

Geez, Jericho has beaten about everyone. ;)

LMFAO! I <3 puntings! Sorry about that Chrissy Jericho.

Velvet Sky joins Hector Guerrero in an interview for TNA’s Spanish broadcast team, TNA En Español. She talks about the Beautiful People and how she and Angelina Love didn’t know eachother before joining TNA, plus her wrestling experience prior to joining the company.

Say it ain’t so! Whispers and rumours from various sites, including PWInsider, are talking about Jillian Hall and her future with WWE. Our favourite songstress is apparently in good standing with the company, which is good, they like her and they’re happy with her, but they’re also making plans to “retire” the singing sensation as an on-screen wrestler/performer.

Jillian hasn’t been on screen much as of late, unfortunately, but every cloud has a silver lining of some sort, right? Many fans who have seen Jillian Hall progress from OVW to WWE will know that she is rather skilled as an in-ring performer, but hasn’t been given the chance to shine – Some even label her as “Jillian the Jobber” with such a poor win-loss record.

The idea is to let this talent shine in another way, by getting her to work as a trainer in developmental territory FCW. Let’s face it, Jilly’s been doing that for a few years now, with the likes of newer talent brought onto the main roster, such as Kelly Kelly, Eve and the Bella Twins. Anyway, there hasn’t been any word about when these plans will take place, but they are apparently being discussed.

RANKiNG	MOVEMENT	THE DOZEN	PREViOUSLY
		LAYCOOL We thought they’d split up, but they obviously settled their differences as this past Sunday we saw Layla help Michelle McCool make history one more time by becoming the first ever Unified Divas champion. Layla defeated Melina on RAW to retain the title and the pair owned the show on NXT – they lost that match, but they added the exclamation point to the end of their title win, by kicking Kaitlyn’s head in.	01. & 02.
		VICKIE GUERRERO People may think “WTF?” at me ranking Vickie this high this week, but there’s reasoning behind it! Vickie Guerrero is the woman behind Michelle McCool making history, as it was her who said either Layla or Michelle could fight for the belt. She shooed Kaitlyn away at Night Of Champions and she had Laycool take her out on NXT. So excuse me!	05.
		ANGELINA LOVE This beauty remains in the same place this week despite not even being in action. The Knockouts champion came to the aid of her new tag team partner, Lacey Von Erich, at the end of the Knockouts Tag championship match however, scaring off resident bad bitch, Madison Rayne.	03.
		VELVET SKY For a second week running a beautiful person has lost a Knockouts Tag championship match. This week however, was Velvet’s shot at the titles and she came up short due to interference by the notorious Madison Rayne!	03.
		MELINA Melina suffered two losses this week at the hands of Laycool. First, she dropped her Divas championship on Sunday, when Michelle McCool became the first Unified Divas champ. The next night on RAW, Melina had another chance at the butterfly title, but Layla was the one who defeated her. Can Melina pick up her game?	04.
		HAMADA & TAYLOR SHOCK HORROR! The Knockouts Tag Team champions made another appearance on iMPACT! That’s like two weeks in a row, bravo! < / SARCASM > Anyways, the champs showed why they wear the gold as they defeated another variation of the Beautiful People to retain the tag belts this week.	09.
		JAMIE KEYES The ‘Termitator’ crawls up the list this week after winning another match on NXT. Herself, Kelly Kelly and Naomi defeated the Unified Divas champions, Laycool and Vickie Guerrero’s rookie Diva, Kaitlyn.	08.
		MADISON & TARA Despite the biker Tara not being around this week, Madison Rayne was on iMPACT! when she attacked Lacey Von Erich with the Tara’s biker helmet.	07.
		A.J. AJ Lee won two challenges on NXT – talk the talk and musical chairs – and she won a match against the meanest of the mean, Maxine.	11.
		KAITLYN Kaitlyn drops down this week despite being coached specially by the Unified Divas champions, Laycool. She made Laycool lose their match after Naomi rolled over on a pin. She then got served as Michelle knocked her out by kicking her in the head. However, Kaitlyn fought back and shoved Vickie on her arse on Friday Night Smackdown. Talk about attitude!	06.
		LACEY VON ERICH For the second week running, Lacey Von Erich has lost out on an opportunity to become a two time Knockouts Tag champion. This week however, she was hit with the bikers helmet by Madison Rayne.	10.
		MAXINE For a third week, Maxine stays at number twelve due to her bad behaviour! Even though she hasn’t won a match or a challenge, she continues to make an impact on NXT. She lost to AJ Lee this week but Maxine dominated the match and she lost the talk the talk challenge, where she told the world she was gonna SQUASH AJ with her foot. Maxine attacked Aksana during musical chairs also!	12.

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● No Divas dropped off the list this week!

● Aksana: The billion dollar baby from Lithuania, Aksana, is still impressing us, but she didn’t win anything on NXT this week and she just let Maxine nearly rip her hair out! We hope she doesn’t get deported, bless her.

● Eve Torres: This Diva Search winner is earning her stripes as for a second week in a row, she defeated the million dollar couple, Ted DiBiase and Maryse.

● Kelly Kelly & Naomi: The team of the pro and rookie – K2 and Naomi (and Jamie) won a six Diva tag team match over Kaitlyn and the Unified Divas champs, Laycool. Kelly called them out before hand though, showing she has a new fire in her and she won’t back down to the bad girls.

● Mystery Diva: The mystery Diva has been causing problems between the million dollar couple, Maryse and Ted DiBiase. Will she continue her homewrecking ways next week?

● Natalya: During the Night Of Champions lumberjill match, Michelle and Natalya had a heated altercation. Natalya ended up thumping her, telling Michelle she’s gonna pay! Will she back up her words?

Welcome to NXT Up, OhSoDivalicious.org’s version of the Big Brother Bitch in UK newspaper The Sun, where I’ll talk about who impressed us each week on NXT. Similar to the Divalicious Dozen, but with a little bitchy twist! I’ve been loving NXT so far, everyone’s their own character and it makes for fun viewing, and fun ranking! This post is entirely opinionated, so the Rookie who may have impressed the WWE Universe the most might have not impressed OSD the same way.

Naomi
Blinged out and ready to go, Naomi started the night dressed as a Slammy Award and tried to use her “big booty” as an advantage in the Musical Chairs challenge. She was revved up and ready to fight throughout the entire night, and expressed that in the Talk Off challenge, which unfortunately got her DQ’d! Alongside her Pro, Kelly Kelly and Jamie Keyes, she challenged Lay-Cool and Kaitlyn, and in the end she got the victory for her team! The crowd may not be entirely behind Naomi, but she’s moved up in my book!

A.J. Lee
Whose idea was it to make A.J.’s word ‘Caffeine’? That was pretty much the best word to describe this bubbly Rookie’s bouncy personality, which enabled her to win the Talk Off challenge. Not only that, but thanks to a referee with good eyesight, she was noted as the first person to sit on the last chair in the Musical Chairs challenge. With two challenge victories under her belt, I’m starting to notice her a little more. Oh, and did I mention she won her match this week too? Impressive.

Aksana
This week, Aksana had me in stitches. That’s why she’s shot up on the rankings. Poor Aksana didn’t know what a llama was, or a camel. Oh dear! When Maxine started a little fight during Musical Chairs, Aksana also turned a blind eye, good on you girl! What isn’t so funny though, is that she has a couple of deportation issues, oh no! Here’s hoping Aksana gets to stay, I’ve started to like her a lot more now.

Kaitlyn
In a reversal of fortune, Kaitlyn is a bit of a weak link this time round. Things aren’t looking too good for Kaitlyn: She was the first to be eliminated in Musical Chairs and lost out in the Talk Off by about a handful of people after a rather humorous speech about ‘ignition’. That’s never a good thing with a Pro like Vickie Guerrero breathing down your neck! After getting the losing pin for her team in the main event, Lay-Cool had something to say, well rather do something about it and beat her up.

Maxine
After being vicious during Musical Chairs on Aksana when she was the third to be eliminated, Maxine’s momentum shifted when she lost to A.J. Lee. According to Maxine, if given another chance, she’d be impactful with her ‘foot’ as that was her word for the Talk Off. Extra points for an ultra-fierce Pro. Not being biased or anything.

Jamie Keyes
Jamie has won yet another match, congratulations to her. She showed some great strength in her match, and made Layla pay for insulting her too. Jamie seems to be playing with the audience, trying to get them behind her whenever she gets on the mic and it’s working for her. During the Talk Off, she claimed that they didn’t want her to talk about ‘teeth’ and they cheered in agreement. Unfortunately, it got her disqualified. Should have stayed on topic. Show me your teeth…

First off, I’m pleased to say Re Re Wind has been re-re-vamped with a new logo that actually looks good! I’ve also become much better at naming wrestling moves and such, so yay me! Hopefully that’ll make for better reading on your behalf and you won’t cringe as I call things “flippy moves” and stuff… Okay, so I still do that!

This week on iMPACT! there was another tag team match, for the Tag Team Championships, but it made sense. As a follow-up from last week’s match ending – A beat-down by tag team partner, Madison Rayne – Lacey Von Erich was not amused, to put it lightly. So this week, Lacey and Velvet Sky took on Hamada and Taylor Wilde (Wait, that doesn’t quite make sense…) in an attempt to bring the Tag Title gold to the original female tag team of TNA. Where does Madison Rayne come into all of this? Read on to find out!

Earlier today The Beautiful People were backstage, getting ready and talking about how the real Beautiful People haven’t had the Knockouts Tag Team Championships yet, although they were the first female tag team in TNA. They barely notice Lacey until they finish their conversation. They ask if she’s okay, and Lacey goes schizo! No, she’s NOT okay. Lacey rages and uses rather fruity language to describe Madison and her bodyguard beating her up after she lost her match last week. Velvet looks on in awe and as Lacey storms out, she says that she’s never seen Lacey even a little bit upset before. WOAH!

The challengers, Velvet Sky and Lacey Von Erich skip out to their music, then Taylor Wilde and Hamada come out next. I think we all know my opinion on Taylor’s lack of clothing, and how much I mark out for Hamada. So nothing really needs to be said here, does it? Taz goes on about “needing to bring your A-Game” when facing the Knockout Tag Champions, which we’re about to find out…

Lacey begs Velvet to let her go first as the bell rings. In the opposite corner Taylor Wilde is ready to go! They lock up and Lacey throws Taylor who then does a drop toe hold to Lacey to take her down. Headlock into a pin by Taylor, but she only gets a two-count. More take-downs by Taylor and Lacey powers out of a headlock. Coming off of the ropes, Lacey grabs Taylor and slams her down. Taylor goes to tag Hamada and does the same spin-slam thing she did to Taylor. A nice arm drag by Lacey and Velvet gets to the top rope, tags Lacey (Wait, what?) and they double-team on Hamada. They’re hot, they can just break the rules, apparently. Hamada spins out of an armbar and gains some momentum. She slams Velvet on the mat and goes for a moonsault – Again, a gorgeous moonsault – but Velvet moved! She does a low dropkick to Hamada’s face, who rolls back and tags Taylor back into the match. Velvet attempts to clothesline Taylor but gets rolled up into a two-count.

Small package by Taylor, then a backslide by Velvet. Neither of them get a three-count, so Velvet goes in for more offence by dropping her elbow onto Taylor. She tags in Velvet as Taylor reaches over to Hamada and Lacey kicks her in the stomach. Twist and kick by Taylor, she runs to the ropes for Hamada to blind-tag herself into the equation and Taylor hits a low dropkick to Lacey. Ham-aylor go for a double team suplex then Hamada gets a two-count after pinning Lacey. Kicks and suplexes galore, into another pin, then a roly poly to Taylor for a tag.

Taylor hits then kicks Lacey, then hits her with a clothesline. After another pin attempt, Lacey gets some offence and gets Taylor in the corner. She climbs up, slips and climbs up again, then she pounds her with left hand before climbing higher and wrapping her legs around Taylors head. If the commentators don’t know what that move is called, then neither do I. Lacey for the win pin, but she gets a two-count and Hamada gets involved. A very impactful running bulldog by Velvet Sky to Hamada but Taylor Wilde shoves Velvet out of the ring before she can capitalise on that! Not the face! Lacey kicks Hamada and it looked like something from a slapstick comedy show as Hamada yells as she falls out of the ring and onto Velvet Sky.

The referee checks on the ladies outside of the ring and Madison Rayne runs into the ring, motorcycle helmet in hand and hits Lacey on the back with it. She quickly dashes out of the ring and plays Hide and Seek while Taylor Wilde finished Lacey Von Erich off for a win for her team.

As Ham-aylor celebrate, Madison looks rather pleased with herself while Velvet Sky goes to comfort Lacey. Angelina Love also runs out to check on her, then runs after Madison, who’s totally legged it by now!

Predictions for next week’s match:

• The Beautiful People Vs. Ham-aylor & Madison Rayne
• Lacey Von Erich Vs. Madison Rayne
• Velvet Sky & Lacey Von Erich Vs. Madison Rayne & Tara

Groove, slam, work it back, it’s time to get so starstruck one again. It’s going to be two weeks of divalicious managing!

Let’s start off with this week’s action!

JTG faces off with Primo, who has his NXT Rookie Diva, AJ, in his corner.  Yup, AJ doesn’t do anything but cheer on her pro as he wins his match.

Now it’s time for the main event.  William Regal will go one on one with Goldust who is accompanied by his NXT Rookie Diva, Aksana!  During the match, Regal stalks the Billion Dollar Baby, which earned him clubbing blows from the Golden One.  Goldust hits the Final Cut for the win. He celebrates with Aksana as the show ends.

To see what happened last week, read on!

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