
Maxine looks disgusted at him. If he falls out of the wheelbarrow, the Diva gets disqualified. GO! Maxine slings the wheelbarrow at the finish line where Hornswoggle falls out. 14.7 seconds. She laughs at Hornswoggle and pushes him about a bit. He bites her ass and she flips out! Maxine’s gonna KILLLLLL SOMEONE! Naomi is next. 14.2 seconds. The Terminator, Jamie Keyes is next! 14.4 seconds. Jamie has beaten Maxine’s score – Maxine isn’t best pleased! Kaitlyn is up next. She tried getting in the wheelbarrow with Hornswoggle but got told off by Striker! She flung the wheelbarrow too and Hornsy went flying again. 12.0 seconds. Miss AJ Lee is next! She starts doing push ups then prances about. LMFAO! AJ gets in at the longest time. 17.7 seconds. Hornswoggle hugs AJ but won’t let go. The billion dollar baby from Lithuania, Aksana, is next! 13.9 seconds. Kaitlyn wins the competition! She hugs Hornsy and he lifts her up on his shoulders. Vickie yells at him to go away before hugging Kaitlyn, saying “good job.”
NXT Diva Profile – A.J. She’s from Union City, New Jersey. Her style is different as she’s representing all the nerds out there. She stayed at home on Saturday nights to play video games rather than go out clubbing, she’s a different kind of Diva! INSERT CHEESY LAUGHS HERE. Her parents didn’t earn a lot of money and she didn’t have a lot growing up. AJ’s dream was to always be a Diva. The passion and determination of AJ will get her to the end of NXT. She says none of them will get her down and there’s no getting rid of her!
NXT Diva Profile – Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn’s from Houston, Texas. She was a huge tomboy and played soccer for thirteen years! She did a lot of body building and says when she was on stage doing that, people only saw a two dimensional version of you, whereas in WWE, she can show off her personality. She says the other girls cannot do the robot. She says she wants to be funny and beautiful. She loves Beth Phoenix. She says she has a lot to learn and she wants it so bad that she’s willing to do whatever it takes to get there. She ends by saying her name is Kaitlyn and she will be the next WWE Diva!
It’s time for Diss The Diva! The girls have an opportunity to tell the other Divas why they have no chance of being the next breakout Diva. Aksana is up first. She thanks Matt the darling, she tells people to look at her and she poses. She says she goes to the gym every morning. She does five hundred sit ups, five hundred crunches and runs ten miles everyday. She tells everyone to look at the other rookies. She says every morning they have pancakes before saying she’s a champion and all the other rookies wanna be like Aksana. AJ Lee is next. She says she’s gonna be the bigger woman and she’s not gonna put them down. She says she belongs there more than they do. She wants to redefine the word Diva. Divas can like video games, comic books, action movies, cars and not care about lipstick, pink and high heels. She says it’s about time WWE picks AJ.
Kaitlyn snatches the mic from AJ as she’s up next. She says before she disses everyone, she’s gonna do an impression. She sticks her butt out and waddles around, mocking Naomi. Naomi forcefully kicks her in the ass, sending her to the mat. Kaitlyn says it was uncalled for. She says just remember, who fell flat on their butt but who’s still gonna win NXT season three! Jamie Keyes is next. Jamie says she could talk about how Aksana looks like she should be in a circus or how AJ looks and act like a ten year old on Christmas morning everytime we see her, but she says she doesn’t need to do that. She says shes gonna be the winner. Naomi gets to dissin’.
Her mother always told her that ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’ but she says if it’s about wrestling and entertainment, she has all of them beat. She said Kaitlyn tried to diss her on her confessional, she says she’s way too cocky and way too arrogant. Kaitlyn mocks her again before Maxine begins! She says she’s sick and tired of the typical Divas as they’re all the same – all overly perky and nice, they even smile when they lose. She asks the gents of the audience a question. What exactly can you do with a nice girl anyways? She continues by saying taking her home to mommy, watch some Oprah – HOW BORING! She syas more importantly, nice girls can’t get things done in a mans world. She says she can though, as the only position for her in WWE is at the top! WWE Universe pick AJ as the winner!
AJ celebrates like a ten year old on Christmas day but EXCUSE ME! Class and beauty (according to Michael Cole) has arrived on the show. Vickie enters the ring and shoos the other Divas out her way. She says that week after week she tries her hardest to make her into a reflection of herself. She asks everyone to feel her pain for ONCE as look what they gave her to work with. She asks Kaitlyn for once to step it up.
Kaitlyn fires back saying she’s tried her hardest but all Vickie has done is bring her down. She says shes gonna step it up by challenging Vickie to a one on one match! Vickie scoffs at her idea and asks if she’s forgotten who she’s dealing with. Vickie accepts the challenge. She says she’s gonna prove that she’s the pro, and that Kaitlyn is nothing. She then bitch slaps Kaitlyn who fires back and shoves Vickie to the floor. The pair then start catfighting. They get pulled apart but go straight after each other! Next week, we get our first elimination and Kaitlyn will take on Vickie Guerrero in a singles match!
