It’s that time again for ME (Marcella) to take over RAW and make it SEXY!

Jesus Christ, Miz, Morrison, and Daniel look like they are engaging in a chick fight.

Natalya, Gail, The Bella Twins, Melina, and Eve are walking in the back all excited for the battle royal. Tamina is spraying a million pounds of hair spray as Alicia Fox stands behind her. Maryse is throwing her hand around as Jillian is  excited like a face. She looks like she is about to sing!!

Diva’s Battle Royal for Number One Contendership for the Unified Divas Championship

Melina’s song is playing as the Raw Divas are in the ring. Laycool interrupts as they come to watch. Everyone is going nuts in the ring. Tamina has Melina on her back and she gets thrown out. Tamina alsmost gets eliminated. Gail gets hanged up as Tamina eliminates her.Eve eliminates  Tamina. Double Trouble to Jillian by the Bella.The Bella Twins tried to  eliminate Alicia and Jillian and they  baseball slides themselves out.  Maryse gets eliminated and then Eve gets eliminated.  Jillian and Alicia doubleteam Natalya. They think they eliminated Nattie. Jillian kicks Alicia in the gut. She goes to throw Fox out  but Foxy turns it around. Jilly goes flying. Alicia thinks she has won, but she doesn’t! She chokes Nattie and then  Natalya hits the Alamaba Slam for the win. Natalya celebrates her win as Laycool are scared of her as she has a big “heart”. They want to help her out. Throughout the match, Laycool was dissing the hell out of the divas. King tried to protect the divas of Raw by saying that there was too much air in the heads of Laycool.

We see what happened last week in the Mixed Tag with Teddy & Mary and Eve & Truth. Then we see the video. Maryse is getting angry about the lost she suffered tonight. Teddy said she made them lose last week. Someone knocks at the door and leaves a note. Teddy goes to the door and sees no one. Maryse reads the note in French and Teddy tells her to speak English. It says that “next week you will be mine”. Maryse leaves while rolling her eyes as Teddy stands there confused.

Sheamus has a cut on his nose. JOY! Did he have a fight with a ziplock bag? O.O

Michael Cole talks about Mick Foley’s book Countdown to Lockdown. It goes on sale Friday and they said he has a part about when he was a commentator in WWE.  That’s so nice that WWE actually promoted the book even though Foley is in TNA.

A very happy Natalya accompanies The Hart Dynasty as they face Dashing Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre. They are the WWE Tag Team Champions.  Nattie seems like she should smack my Cody and that DREW. David Hart Smith gets cranky since Tyson accidentally hit him. They were arguing as Nattie tries to calm them down. Nattie goes to grab her cousin and he jerks away from her. He walks off leaving Tyson and Natalya upset. Michael Cole says to call 1-800- Marriage Counselor. Cole, hunnie bunnie, that’s too many numbers to be a phone number. HAHA!

Geez, Jericho has beaten about everyone. ;)

LMFAO! I <3 puntings! Sorry about that Chrissy Jericho.