First off, I’m pleased to say Re Re Wind has been re-re-vamped with a new logo that actually looks good! I’ve also become much better at naming wrestling moves and such, so yay me! Hopefully that’ll make for better reading on your behalf and you won’t cringe as I call things “flippy moves” and stuff… Okay, so I still do that!

This week on iMPACT! there was another tag team match, for the Tag Team Championships, but it made sense. As a follow-up from last week’s match ending – A beat-down by tag team partner, Madison Rayne – Lacey Von Erich was not amused, to put it lightly. So this week, Lacey and Velvet Sky took on Hamada and Taylor Wilde (Wait, that doesn’t quite make sense…) in an attempt to bring the Tag Title gold to the original female tag team of TNA. Where does Madison Rayne come into all of this? Read on to find out!

Earlier today The Beautiful People were backstage, getting ready and talking about how the real Beautiful People haven’t had the Knockouts Tag Team Championships yet, although they were the first female tag team in TNA. They barely notice Lacey until they finish their conversation. They ask if she’s okay, and Lacey goes schizo! No, she’s NOT okay. Lacey rages and uses rather fruity language to describe Madison and her bodyguard beating her up after she lost her match last week. Velvet looks on in awe and as Lacey storms out, she says that she’s never seen Lacey even a little bit upset before. WOAH!

The challengers, Velvet Sky and Lacey Von Erich skip out to their music, then Taylor Wilde and Hamada come out next. I think we all know my opinion on Taylor’s lack of clothing, and how much I mark out for Hamada. So nothing really needs to be said here, does it? Taz goes on about “needing to bring your A-Game” when facing the Knockout Tag Champions, which we’re about to find out…

Lacey begs Velvet to let her go first as the bell rings. In the opposite corner Taylor Wilde is ready to go! They lock up and Lacey throws Taylor who then does a drop toe hold to Lacey to take her down. Headlock into a pin by Taylor, but she only gets a two-count. More take-downs by Taylor and Lacey powers out of a headlock. Coming off of the ropes, Lacey grabs Taylor and slams her down. Taylor goes to tag Hamada and does the same spin-slam thing she did to Taylor. A nice arm drag by Lacey and Velvet gets to the top rope, tags Lacey (Wait, what?) and they double-team on Hamada. They’re hot, they can just break the rules, apparently. Hamada spins out of an armbar and gains some momentum. She slams Velvet on the mat and goes for a moonsault – Again, a gorgeous moonsault – but Velvet moved! She does a low dropkick to Hamada’s face, who rolls back and tags Taylor back into the match. Velvet attempts to clothesline Taylor but gets rolled up into a two-count.

Small package by Taylor, then a backslide by Velvet. Neither of them get a three-count, so Velvet goes in for more offence by dropping her elbow onto Taylor. She tags in Velvet as Taylor reaches over to Hamada and Lacey kicks her in the stomach. Twist and kick by Taylor, she runs to the ropes for Hamada to blind-tag herself into the equation and Taylor hits a low dropkick to Lacey. Ham-aylor go for a double team suplex then Hamada gets a two-count after pinning Lacey. Kicks and suplexes galore, into another pin, then a roly poly to Taylor for a tag.

Taylor hits then kicks Lacey, then hits her with a clothesline. After another pin attempt, Lacey gets some offence and gets Taylor in the corner. She climbs up, slips and climbs up again, then she pounds her with left hand before climbing higher and wrapping her legs around Taylors head. If the commentators don’t know what that move is called, then neither do I. Lacey for the win pin, but she gets a two-count and Hamada gets involved. A very impactful running bulldog by Velvet Sky to Hamada but Taylor Wilde shoves Velvet out of the ring before she can capitalise on that! Not the face! Lacey kicks Hamada and it looked like something from a slapstick comedy show as Hamada yells as she falls out of the ring and onto Velvet Sky.

The referee checks on the ladies outside of the ring and Madison Rayne runs into the ring, motorcycle helmet in hand and hits Lacey on the back with it. She quickly dashes out of the ring and plays Hide and Seek while Taylor Wilde finished Lacey Von Erich off for a win for her team.

As Ham-aylor celebrate, Madison looks rather pleased with herself while Velvet Sky goes to comfort Lacey. Angelina Love also runs out to check on her, then runs after Madison, who’s totally legged it by now!

Predictions for next week’s match:

• The Beautiful People Vs. Ham-aylor & Madison Rayne
• Lacey Von Erich Vs. Madison Rayne
• Velvet Sky & Lacey Von Erich Vs. Madison Rayne & Tara