You make the rain fall! It’s Halloween week in the WWE apparantly, according to no personality commentator, Michael Cole. AJ Lee makes her way out first dressed as a ninja turtle! Naomi comes out in a hamburger helper outfit? I don’t get it. Kaitlyn comes out looking like Vickie Guerrero… exactly like Vickie Guerrero! Maxine is dressed as the Ice Queen! Aksana’s looking smoking dressed as a devil!

The first challenge is the Halloween costume contest. The crowd have to decide which Diva has the best costume. Aksana is first. “Aksana tonight is the devil” she says with the cutest smile ever! She prances about for a bit in her outfit. MAXINE is next. She says she can melt the outfit and send shivers up his sssssssssspine. She asks Striker if he knows what cold water does to a man and she would hate to embarras him. She ends her part by saying there’s only one spot for this Queen, and that’s on top!

Kaitlyn steps forward and yells EXCUSE ME! She mocks Vickie…. like a lot! She then trips over and throws a fit, much like Vickie! Aksana spanks her with her devil fork. Naomi the big weird hand woman, is next. She says what did the glove say to the face? Striker shrugs, so she yells SMACK and smacks him in the face with one of the fingers of the outfit. Everyone boos her as she chats some tripe. AJ Lee is next. Striker asks her what outfit she’s modelling. She says a lion. JOOOOOOKES! She’s a ninja turtle. She prances around with some knifes. Kaitlyn wins!

Naomi the hamburger helper hand vs. The Ice Queen Maxine: We learn that Max issued this match. The bell rings and the girls go to tie up but Maxine jumps behind Naomi and flings her to the floor. Maxine shoves her into the corner before getting reversed and thrown into the other corner. The big stupid hand then jumps on Maxine. She sorta awkwardly falls out of the ring, but the camera cuts to the commentators, so we don’t see what happens!

We go back to the match and Naomi runs at Maxine, but Maxine quickly dodges out of the way and trips Naomi with a droptoe hold, sending her face first into the turnbuckle post. Maxine screams and clubs Naomi in he back. She gets ontop of her and locks in a cobra clutch style submission move. She smushes Naomi’s head off the mat before tossing her out of the ring. Max slams Naomi’s head off the commentator table. She then spears her into the fan barricade, several times!. Naomi goes mad but gets a kick in the gut. Max throws her back into the ring. She covers her for a two count.

Maxine picks her up and chokes her out with her foot in the corner. She hits a snapmare and goes for another cover. Two count again! Max locks in a submission and sends her knees into the back of the silly hamburger helper. Naomi powers out and hits a jawbreaker on Maxine. Naomi clotheslines her and covers for a two count. She picks Maxine up but gets punched in the gut. Naomi smacks her with her costume. She throws Maxine off, but Max reverses. She hits a big boot on Naomi. Naomi gets up and hits a stupid headbutt for the win.

Aksana, her blinging engagement ring and her fiance Goldust are backstage. Aksana tells Goldust to stop worrying over the fact Maryse and Ted DiBiase are at NXT tonight. She is wondering what kind of flowers to get at the wedding. An immigration twat comes along and says if Aksana isn’t married next week, the deportation proceedings shall begin!

Brie Bella w/Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee w/Primo: We get a recap of last weeks Diva tag match between the Bellas, Naomi and Kelly where Nikki goes psycho. We go back to the ring where Brie still doesn’t look too happy about what Nikki did last week. The girls start out by shaking hands. They tie up and AJ starts off by hitting an arm drag. AJ goes for a quick cover, but Brie kicks out. Nikk is YELLING at Brie! Brie hits an arm drag followed by a scoop slam, neck snap and a dropkick to the face of AJ. She covers, but fails to get a three count. She locks in a sleeper hold.

AJ fights out and runs off, but runs into a clothesline from Brie. She covers for a two count and locks in another sleeper. Nikki is yelling for Brie to finish AJ off. Brie thrws AJ into the corner. Brie runs in but gets kicked in the face. She rolls out the ring where Nikki yells at her. Primo says he’s watching them and NOT to switch. They don’t switch! Brie gets back in but gets hit with multiple kicks from AJ. It’s now the rookies time for a sleeper. Brie gets to her feet and rams AJ into the corner. Nikki SCREAMS at Brie to “fire it up” but Brie gets smacked by AJ.

AJ goes for a cover but Brie kicks out. Brie is grabs onto the bottom rope and kicks AJ away. Nikki slings her sister out of the ring while the refs back is turned. Nikki gets in and fakes being hurt. AJ comes for Nikki, but Nikki kicks AJ in the gut and hits a vicious sitout facebuster on AJ Lee! Nikki quickly gets out the ring and reunites with her sister, who is fuming with Nikki!

Ted DiBiase is backstage. Maryse comes upto him and asks him if they have to be there. She says it smells like vomit and the rookie Divas are tacky and cheesey. She goes off in French, which Teddy does not like! He says they are there to get back his Million Dollar championship that a freak and his mail order bride stole. She says he’s rich and to go by another one. He blah blah blah’s and she says FINE and storms off yelling in French.

Next up is a candy eating contest. This kind of nonsense grosses me out completely. Why on EARTH would people wanna watch people, let alone girls, scoff their faces with dirty looking chocolate? Anyways, Maxine is announced the winner and this is her first challenge win. She slaps Hornswoggle and starts pushing him about. AJ tries to stop her but she shoves AJ out the way. Hornswoggle lies down behind Maxine and AJ shoves Maxine over Hornswoggle! Alicia gets in AJ’s face telling her NOT to push people. Kaitlyn then starts choking. “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!” Vickie yells, completely not bothered really. She tells her to spit it out. Hornswoggle helps her spit it out, and she does… all over Vickie. The official consultant to Smackdown nearly vomits. She walks away as that scene ends!

Vickie Guerrero Kaitlyn is backstage. All you can hear is Vickie screeching. She knocks on a door, which is Vickie’s locker room. Dolph Ziggler comes to the door with his chest hanging out. Dolph says it wasn’t her fault and that she’s doing great. They eye each other up but Vickie screams at him to get back in!

Aksana & Goldust vs. Ted DiBiase & Maryse: Team Gold come out first! Aksana and Goldust to an odd entrance. Aksana is wearing heels to wrestle in! MONEYYYYYYY $$$$$$! Maryse and her bank, Ted DiBiase then come out. Maryse is wearing an UGLY coat. The bell rings and it’s the Divas who are gonna start out! Maryse points and laughs at Aksana. She mocks her and Goldust’s relationship, calling her crazy. She does her hair flip and throws her hand up at Aksana, who is wanting a fight.

Aksana goes to fight Maryse but she gets a slap. Maryse kicks her in the gut and shoves her over to the ropes. She slaps all over her head before hitting her with some elbows. Maryse blows a kiss at Goldust before throwing Aksana down by her hair. She choks her on the bottom rope. She runs off and knees Aksana in the back. She goes for a cover and gets a two count. She creams for Aksana to stay down. She bashes her head off the mat a few times.

Aksana’s tail flies off so Maryse picks it up and slings it out of the ring… FAIL! It got tangled up on the ropes. She hits a unique take down on Aksana. Something else falls off Aksana’s costume, so Maryse picks it up and slings it out of the ring. She locks in the cobra clutch but Aksana fights out. Maryse throws her back down though. She goes for something but Aksana pushes her off. Maryse falls into Ted, who tags himself in. The Superstars now wrestle…

Goldust hits a back body drop on Ted and tags in Aksana. Aksana hits a couple of clotheslines to Maryse before hitting a vintage Goldust uppercut toMaryse! Ted breaks up the cover but Goldust clotheslines him out the ring. Maryse picks up Aksana by her hair and goes for the French Kiss, but Aksana rolls her up with a small package for the win! Ted snatches the title belt and gives it to Maryse. Aksana tries to grab it, but Maryse won’t let go. Aksana slaps Maryse in the face and snatches it away. Ted snatches the belt from Aksana, so Aksana slaps him too! She grabs the title away from him and Goldust whacks Ted!

Next week will see the second elimination of NXT Season #3 and the marriage of Goldust and Aksana!