TNA Knockout Tag Team Champion Taylor Wilde has announced via her Twitter account that she is now engaged:

I can’t contain my joy and excitment anymore! I’m engaged to @olivermitchell. :)

Congratulations are in order for the loved-up Knockout and we wish the couple the very best with their future wedding plans.

Welcome to NXT Up, OhSoDivalicious.org’s version of the Big Brother Bitch in UK newspaper The Sun, where I’ll talk about who impressed us each week on NXT. Similar to the Divalicious Dozen, but with a little bitchy twist! I’ve been loving NXT so far, everyone’s their own character and it makes for fun viewing, and fun ranking! This post is entirely opinionated, so the Rookie who may have impressed the WWE Universe the most might have not impressed OSD the same way… With a new slate and three weeks to impress us, which Rookies have done exactly that this week?

Naomi
Despite being on the losing team when taking on The Bella Twins, with a rather psycho-heelish Nikki, Naomi actually won two of her challenges. Naimz let us see her go down low with her heads, shoulders, knees and toes during the Limbo competition when things got a bit intense between her and Maxine. She also managed to guess three Superstars’ bodies, but got her own Pro’s wrong! If I was Kelly Kelly, I’d be just as offended as Alicia Fox was earlier, but she didn’t and they managed to co-exist as a team later on, even though they lost. With an overall crap week in general on NXT, it’s no surprise that Naomi’s ranking hasn’t really changed.

Maxine
Although she wasn’t given much to work with in a rather bad week, Maxine still rolled with it. While Kaitlyn was adament in putting her sweatshirt on, Maxine said that she should just do it so we could “get on with our lives,” but she also offended her Pro, Alicia Fox, in the process, oops!

Maxine won her first match this week and she wasn’t left in the shadows when it came to naming the Superstars’ bodies, she got a word in finally and she was also there when it came down to Naomi and herself in the Limbo competition.

Aksana
Our Billion Dollar Baby didn’t do much this week, aside from having a little awkward moment backstage with her Pro and fiance, Goldust. It was cute, so that’s why she hasn’t dropped drastically, bless her heart!

Fingers crossed that she’ll get up to something a little more interesting, or she may end up shifting South on the NXT Up rankings – Which I would really hate to do!

A.J. Lee
What was said for Aksana could also be said for A.J. Lee, which is a shame. This girly knows her theme songs, but when it comes to perving on knowing Superstars’ bodies, she was lost! She only got two right, but it wasn’t enough since Naomi won that challenge.

The lady with flexibility for a talent seemed to be a shoe-in to win the Limbo competition, but alas, she lost that too. Boo!

Kaitlyn
I hate having her on the bottom of the rankings, yet again may I add, but after being the first to be eliminated in the Limbo competition and losing her match against Maxine, it wasn’t really looking good for the quirky Rookie, was it?

I blame the hoodie, but Vickie Guerrero is probably blaming Kaitlyn. Where’s the fun Rookie we’ve all grown to know and love?

Vickie kicks off Bragging Rights by EXCUSING everyone several times! She looks hot! Marcella says she looks SO SEXY! It’s time for Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan! Me and Marcella are drooling over the sexy ring for Bragging Rights! Marcella’s also waiting for someone to change Daniel’s STUPID music!

Marcella: There’s like one Coleminer… and that’s Michael Cole!

They go to the outside and Ziggler shoves Vickie in the way of Daniel. Daniel jumps on the apron and flies past her and thumps Dolph. There was a “VICKIE” chant! Vickie screams A LOT at the sillie usual-Diva-match referee who pulls dumb faces. Vickie goes PSYCHO on the outside as her boyfriend tapped out to Daniel Bryan. She gets in the refs face and screams at him. The ref throws them out the ring. Vickie yells “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” at him as Dolph gets “YOU TAPPED OUT” chants.

DASHING Cody Rhodes and trampy Drew Mcintyre come out. King is NAUGHTY on commentary. Dashing talks then hands it over to Drew, who botches speaking. I don’t understand cabbages.

Marcella: Drew needs to get dropped in the sea..

Michael Cole gets an email from the General Manager from RAW. He QUOTES that there’s a team on RAW worthy of facing Dashing and trampy. Shockingly, it’s the Nexus – David Otunga and JOHN CENA! Dashing and trampy lose the tag championships to David Otunga and John Cena. Congrats! Errrm, LMFAO! John Cena hits an attitude adjustment on David Otunga!

It’s time for some Maryse! Josh Mathews interviews Ted, but Maryse takes the mic and goes off on one in French. She is NOT amused. Ted says “please Maryse, he asked ME!” She says fine and lets him blab. He says he’s gonna have “his fake NXT girlfriend” Aksana deported. Maryse yells some more in French. A Shattered Dreams production begins as Goldust with Aksana comes out! The match starts and the guys go at it. Maryse yells at Aksana to look at her before flinging her hand up at her. We learn that the night of the second elimination on NXT, is when Goldust and Aksana will tie the knot. Ted ducks a crossbody and Goldust flies out the ring. Maryse shouts “WEIRDO” at him. Both men get knocked down. Maryse takes advantage and thumps Aksana. She throws her into the barricade and slaps her. She throws her into the ring to distract Goldust, who is distracted with Aksana. Ted takes advantage and pins Goldust. Maryse takes the title and gets in the ring but Aksana dives on her and bangs her head off the canvas. She pushes her out of the ring and grabs the belt. Ted glares at her, but she suckers him in with her big blue eyes. She goes for a kiss but backs off as Goldust spins him around and smacks the Final Cut on him. <3 AKSANA!

LAYCOOL TIME. Layla said Nattie’s really excited to have a title match. Michelle asks why. Layla said she’s fit right in with all the stupid accents. Michelle mocks them by doing a dumb accent saying men love fat women here ‘cos it’s so cold. Michelle says they can beat Nattie quicker than deleting Bret Fart’s text messages. Nattie comes out!

WWE Unified Divas Championship Match – Natalya vs. Layla w/Michelle McCool: I like Layla’s attire! The bell rings and they tie up. Nattie hits a fireman’s carry, which Layla rwverses into a headscissor. Nattie kicks out and some cool chain is done. Nattie then hits a stalled suplex, doing some squats while doing so! She goes for a pin and gets a two count. Nattie gets Layla in a waist lock, but Layla elbows Natalya to get out of it and hits a dropkick to her, she falls out the ring.

Lay screams for the ref to count. Layla grabs Nattie by the hair, but Natalya pulls Layla out the ring. Natalya pushes Layla into the ring. Michelle goes for a kick, but Nattie rams her into the barricade. Layla pulls Natalya by her hair but the ref pulls Layla away to yell at her. Natalya gets on the apron, but Michelle yanks her off.

Lay leaves the ring so she can get Natalya back in. She hits a dropkick on Natalya’s back and covers her for a two count. She locks in a wrist lock on the ground before turning it into a double arm lock surfboard type maneuver. Natalya rolls through and is topping Layla. The pair SLAP each other. Natalya lifts up Layla and hits a scoop slam on her. She goes to pick Lay up but Lay kicks her in the head and hits her with an elbow. She goes to Irishi whip Natalya, but Nattie reverses and hits a huge clothesline. She covers but gets a two.

Layla gets up and hits a reverse kick to Natalya. She throws her off but gets elbowed in the head. Nattie hits a double underhook butterfly suplex. She hits two clotheslines to Layla, slaps her and Irish whips her off. Layla kicks her but Nattie hits a dropkick.

Marcella: Oh my god! The crowd are so quiet now, they can’t believe the Divas can wrestle so well!

A discus clothesline from Natalya. Nattie calls for the sharpshooter, which makes the crowd go wild. Michelle pulls on Layla’s flailing arms, helping her out the ring. Layla grabs her title and storms off with Michelle. Natalya leaves the ring, pushes Michelle over and grabs Layla by her hair. She drags her over and shoves her in the ring. She yells “STAY OUT AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!” at Michelle. As Natalya gets in the ring, Layla rolls out onto the apron. The ref is distracted by god knows what as Michelle hits a big boot to Natalya’s head. Layla pins and gets a three count. Natalya’s pissed off as Laycool prance up the ramp.

Aksana, Laycool and Maryse were all trending in the UK during Bragging Rights!

Marcella here invading this post in PERSON, bitches! ;) I say, my broskis, I will fire everyone in the crowd. And, I can do that. Bless! KTHXBAIBAI!

Tonight will see WWE’s second Smackdown vs. RAW PPV event, Bragging Rights. Tonight, Natalya will get a chance to become the Unified Divas champion when she takes on a member of Laycool! So, as usual, I’m going to make up wacky and wonderful matches that could have been featured on this PPV and you guys get to vote for your favourite! It’s time for Bragging Rights to go ROYAL!

The RAW Divas, most notably Natalya and The Bella Twins, have had issues with the reigning terrors of Smackdown – Laycool and Vickie Guerrero. Laycool has taken the prestigious Women’s and Divas title in the form of the Unified Divas Championship. And well, Vickie is more than willing to tell you she’s the top diva. The Butterfly Champs have been a thorn of the side of the 3rd Generation Diva. So Nattie has enlisted the devious Twins, who have a victory on the Simply Flawless champs. In this battle of brand supremacy, it may just come down to all WWE Divas & NXT Rookies against three most vicious vixens. The winner would come from the good old twin magic. Nikki has gotten herself some bad attitude. She’s aggressive and won’t take crap from anyone. She’ll pick up the win for her team, much to the confusion of her sister Brie and Nattie ‘cos hell hath no fury like an angry Bella!

They may have called a truce, but I’m sure Kaitlyn doesn’t care about that. Let’s face it, she and every other girl wants Dolph Ziggler, but she’s the only one that’s gonna get him! In a mixed tag team match, Kaitlyn would team up with the Intercontinental champion to take on her NXT Pro, Vickie and her relative, Chavo Guerrero.

To see FIVE more possible Bragging Rights Goes Royal matches and a poll, continue reading! Continue Reading… »

This Week in Divas is a weekly internet talkshow where the panel talks about what happened in Diva-land over the past week, fairly similar to how we used to do the Squared Cycle, which we never really got to launch in audio version.

The panel consisted of Chris Riddle, Chris B, Jack, our former staff member Max and of course, me! This is my first time being on one of these and things weren’t really on my side: I was super-shy and my Skype kept cutting out and going robotic, so that female voice that keeps screwing up is mine, ew. Then there’s my scrabby voice too, so sorry for sounding UGLY, I don’t know if I’ll be a guest again next week, but either way, this is also a cheap plug for TWID – You can listen to past episodes under the player below.

You’ve also been warned for when you hit the play button, I’m sure my voice gets a little bit annoying after a while…

Youtuber LeoViperOrton has uploaded some footage of a Divas match in Smackdown Vs. Raw 2011. Cyber Beth Phoenix takes on the sexy-devil-attired Kelly Kelly, which I’m sure many Diva fans remember Michelle McCool wearing last year as a Halloween costume. Personally I think K2 looks like Michelle in that alternate attire and the designers could have chosen something a little more accurate.

Thanks Max for finding this footage!

RANKiNG	MOVEMENT	THE DOZEN	PREViOUSLY
		NATALYA Natalya remains the top Diva this week after winning two matches this week. She defeated Alicia Fox on RAW and the team of Laycool – who have been giving her grief all week – on Smackdown. Natalya will take on Layla tonight for the Unified Divas championship. Which Diva will walk away with all the bragging rights?	01.
		MICKIE JAMES Mickie James won two matches this week; one on Xplosion and one on iMPACT! both of which, she defeated Sarita. After her match on iMPACT! however, Tara viciously attacked Mickie, no doubt she was sent by Madison.	05.
		THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE The Beautiful People weren’t in action this week, but they were involved in a couple of things! Miss Tessmacher begged them to train her, but they sent her packing. Velvet later stuck up for the Motor City Machine Guns, slamming something into the face of a memeber of Gen Me. Angelina met Winter this week; a big admirer of Angelina. It seems she’s gonna be causing problems for TBP!	03.
		LAYCOOL Laycool can talk the talk, but it seems they can’t walk the walk recently. Laycool ripped on Canada, the Hart family and Natalya on RAW, but they got chased off by Natalya herself. On Smackdown, Layla dressed as Nattie (with a beard) and McCool dressed as Bret Hart. The two continued to disrespect the Harts and Natalya before losing a tag match to Kelly and Natalya. Layla will take on Natalya tonight for the Unified Divas championship. Can she retain the butterfly title for team Laycool!?	04.
		NIKKI BELLA On RAW, Nikki along with the other babyface Divas, slung glittler at Vickie Guerrero, but the next night on NXT was a different story! During a tag match, Nikki turned heel. She went mad and threw herself at Naomi several times, she even knocked Kelly off the apron with a stiff elbow! She cheated to end the match too after tripping up Naomi on the outside. She forced her sister (who was the legal Diva) out the ring and pinned Naomi for the win.	08.
		BRIE BELLA Alongside her fellow face Divas, on RAW Brie threw glitter at Vickie Guerrero. She and her sister defeated Kelly and Naomi on NXT the next night, but in controversial fashion.	08.
		A.J. Last week, A.J.’s knowledge of entrance songs may have been upto scratch, but her knowledge of naked beefed up chests wasn’t! A.J. didn’t win a challenge and wasn’t in a match, so she drops down this week.	02.
		MADISON RAYNE The new three time TNA Knockouts champion wasn’t on iMPACT! this week. Is she scared of newcomer Mickie James?	06.
		NAOMI Naomi won both challenges this past Tuesday on NXT; the limbo and ‘Guess The Body’ contest. She lost her match however, when Nikki Bella went psycho weird! Something tells me this isn’t the last Naomi/Nikki confrontation we’ll be having!	N/A
		TARA Tara cranked up the crazy this week when she attacked Mickie James after her debut match on iMPACT! As Mickie celebrated her first win on iMPACT!, Tara attacked her from behind and sent her to the Widow’s Peak!	12.
		MAXINE At the start of NXT, Maxine stuck up for Vickie Guerrero and yelled at Kaitlyn for being disrespectful. She then went on to defeat Kaitlyn to pick up her first win on NXT.	N/A
		AKSANA Aksana wasn’t in action this week and she didn’t win any competitions or challenges! She did however, get a nice big rock from her husband-to-be, Goldust.	07.

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● Miss Tessmacher was ranked #11 on last weeks Divalicious Dozen. Miss Tessmacher asked Angelina, Velvet and Lacey to help her learn to wrestle, but Velvet kicked her to the curb and told her to kiss her ass! Tessmacher better buck up her ideas or she’s OUT of TNA!

● Melina was ranked #8 on last weeks Divalicious Dozen. Melina did nothing special this week apart from accompany the RAW Divas and Kelly Kelly to throw some glitter on Vickie on RAW.

● Kaitlyn was ranked #10 on last weeks Divalicious Dozen. Kaitlyn didn’t win any competitions and she lost her match to Maxine.

● Cookie: Broski, Cookz is still raging about what Jwoww did to her two weeks back! She’s racking up her stripes…

● Winter: Another new Knockout debuted this week in Winter, formally known as Katie Lea Burchill in WWE. Winter freaked out Angelina Love and told her she’d admired her for a long long time. What’s Winter got in store for Angelina next?

I loved this segment. To me it seems as if TNA are going to reincarnate WWE’s psycho Diva stalker storyline that they’ve done so well in the past. I liked Katie’s acting; she was very weird! The name Winter though… Really? TNA could have come up with something a little better than that!

Anyway, watch the video below to see Miss Tessmacher beg the Beautiful People to help her learn to wrestle followed by Katie Lea’s TNA debut…

Welcome to this weeks Smackdown, Smacked Down! This week on Smackdown, we were treated to a Divas tag team match between Laycool and the team of Kelly Kelly and Natalya!

Team Laycool are in the ring dressed up as members of the Hart family. Layla is in Natalya’s ring attire, wearing a blonde wig with pink extensions and a big beard! Michelle’s dressed in big baggy old man jeans, a leather jacket, Hart Dynasty t-shirt and a black wig. Chimel announces a Divas tag match, but Layla snatches the mic from him. She introduces WWE Legend and her uncle… Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart (also known as Michelle McCool). Layla growls Natalya’s “YEAHH BABYYYY” in a deep, manly voice.

Bret says seems though nobody knows who she Natalya is. She’s the only third generation Diva and a disgrace to the Hart family. Layla copies Nattie’s signature laughing taunt to the extreme. Layla aks Michelle if the people in Canada worship them, eh! Michelle says not Natalya, they worship me. She says she worships Laycool as they’re flawless. Natalya’s heard enough as her entrance music hits the PA System. Out comes Kelly Kelly and the hometown girl, Natalya. Natalya will take on Layla this Sunday at Bragging Rights for the Divas championship.

The bell rings as Natalya stares down Layla. Nattie quickly goes for a waist lock, which Layla gets out of by hitting Nattie with a couple of elbow-to-the-head shots. Layla kicks Nattie in the gut and pushes her over to the ropes. She chokes her out on the top rope with her foot. Layla backs up due to the ref telling her off. This allows Michelle McCool to kick Nattie in the face. Continue Reading… »