Welcome to RAW IS MARCELLA!!!!

We see Otunga and Cena lose the titles to HEATH “Mr.Wendys” Slater and Justin Gabriel. :( I thought I would never be upset that Otunga lost a match before.

We see what happened last week with Vickie Guerrero, Daniel Bryan, and Dolph Ziggler.

Vickie Guerrero, with the Rookie Kaitlyn, comes out and YELLS about the bad referee. She says that Dolphy will beat  Daniel.  Vickie yells at Kaitlyn that she is too close to Dolph. Daniel’s bad music makes me cringe.  Kaitlyn gets to sit down on a chair for fun.  CM Punk interrupts this match  as probably he needs to save Dolph from the DRUG that is spray tan. Dolphy taps out after Vickie puts his leg under the rope. Bless, it didn’t help. LMFAO. Vickie SHRIEKS a mountain at the referee. Oh well…

Ya know, the WrestleMania Reading Challenge is amazing. As an educator, it’s  hard to get students no matter what age to read.

The Bella Twins are backstage with Toby Keith. They got a gift from Toby and they give him a belt. Santino sings a song about his girlfriends. He mentions Maria Kanellis, Beth Phoenix, and Tamina.  The Bella Twins run away as Sheamus cries at Santino.

We see what happened last Smackdown with Laycool pretending to be Bret Hart and  Natalya.

Melina & Gail vs. Laycool

Divas Tag Match

Melina and Gail are mocking Layla and Michelle. Melina starts out strong on Matt Striker’s English Muffin. Melina hits a vicious kick to the head.  She hits a demanding clothesline and then hits a hair toss on Lay. Melina is going absolutely nuts. Melina whips Layla into the ropes and then Layla reverse it. However, Melina counters it and Layla goes off of the ropes. Yeah, I think they botched that. Layla kicks Melina in the shoulder and then attacks Gail as Mel is reeling. Suddenly, both ladies decide to do crossbodies. Melina rolls up Layla, but she didn’t know that Michy and Lay botched tagging. Michelle hits a vicious kick to the head of Melina to win the match. Laycool gets their titles and gloats as Gail checks on Melina.

Bless, Mel and Gail are relegated to jobbers this week in the two minute match. :/

Eve Torres comes out to interrupt Miz crying.  Miz holds the ropes for her. How nice. Miz says Eve is here to apologize. He says that she should apologize for her taste in music and men and bad hair extensions. She just fucking SERVED HIM. Hey there FROG FACE MIZ! LMFAO.  She tells him he isn’t  awesome and he’s still ugly. Alex Riley tries to speak Gucci and fails. Eve should throw Riley into the trashcan. OH GREAT! R-Truth comes out and Eve dances.  Truth says the truth hurts. Bless. The GM emails and Cole says DING DINGDING! I wish someone would throw a DINGDINGDING at Cole. >.<

Not for nothing, Eve was funny on the microphone tonight. O_O

Riley gets involved with  Truth vs.  Miz.  Eve takes it to Riley by turning him around and BITCHSLAPS him. O_O Miz still wins, but Eve fucking jawjacks with Miz. Miz blows her a kissy. O_O I’m still giggling at how much attitude Eve showed.

They show the Best of Smackdown DVD. OMG! They show the Piggie James skit with Layla.

The Bella Twins help Toby Keith  to the ring. It’s amazing that The Bellas are wearing different outfits.

I miss seeing Aksana and Maryse tonight. :(