SDSD: Laycool Wigs Out
Welcome to this weeks Smackdown, Smacked Down! This week on Smackdown, we were treated to a Divas tag team match between Laycool and the team of Kelly Kelly and Natalya!
Team Laycool are in the ring dressed up as members of the Hart family. Layla is in Natalya’s ring attire, wearing a blonde wig with pink extensions and a big beard! Michelle’s dressed in big baggy old man jeans, a leather jacket, Hart Dynasty t-shirt and a black wig. Chimel announces a Divas tag match, but Layla snatches the mic from him. She introduces WWE Legend and her uncle… Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart (also known as Michelle McCool). Layla growls Natalya’s “YEAHH BABYYYY” in a deep, manly voice.
Bret says seems though nobody knows who she Natalya is. She’s the only third generation Diva and a disgrace to the Hart family. Layla copies Nattie’s signature laughing taunt to the extreme. Layla aks Michelle if the people in Canada worship them, eh! Michelle says not Natalya, they worship me. She says she worships Laycool as they’re flawless. Natalya’s heard enough as her entrance music hits the PA System. Out comes Kelly Kelly and the hometown girl, Natalya. Natalya will take on Layla this Sunday at Bragging Rights for the Divas championship.
The bell rings as Natalya stares down Layla. Nattie quickly goes for a waist lock, which Layla gets out of by hitting Nattie with a couple of elbow-to-the-head shots. Layla kicks Nattie in the gut and pushes her over to the ropes. She chokes her out on the top rope with her foot. Layla backs up due to the ref telling her off. This allows Michelle McCool to kick Nattie in the face.
Layla pounds on Nattie and flings her face to the floor. She hits a dropkick to her back and goes for a pin. She gets a two count so tags in Michelle. Michelle hits a kick to her gut, then elbow to the head. Tag back to Layla, who goes straight for kicks in the gut. Layla hits a snapmare. She prances around and tries to go for Natalya’s discus clothesline, but Natalya stops her and hits her with a double underhook butterfly suplex! She goes for a pin but gets a two count. Michelle tries to get involved but Nattie yells at her to mind her own business.
Layla goes for the Layout, but Natalya reverses into a backslide pin, which only gets her a like one and a half count. Natalya trips Layla up trying to lock her in for a sharpshooter but Michelle stops her. The ref sends Michelle out as Nattie finally locks the hold in properly. Within seconds Layla taps out. The babyfaces celebrate quickly but Natalya goes straight for Layla, pounding at her and ripping her beard off. Michelle gets Layla out the ring. Nattie picks up the beard and sticks it to her chin, almost mocking Laycool.
Who’s gonna win this Sunday at Bragging Rights? Will the Unified Divas championship stay flawless? Or will Natalya bring some Hart back to Monday Night RAW?!
Written by: M