Miss USA Rima Fakih will be crowning the new King of the King today.

Brie Bella comes as Daniel Bryan is wounded.  She worried about his shoulder. Nikki runs in and is sucking on a lolly.  Brie yells at Nikki that he’s hurt. Nikki says he’s tough. Alex Riley yells at everyone ‘cos he’s weird.  He thinks The Bella Twins are in charged of the dancers. Bless, they are busy fighting over the affection of Daniel Bryan. o_O

Six Diva Tag

Tamina (in an odd outfit), Maryse (in a sexy outfit), and Alicia Fox (Outfit repeater on the bottom!) vs. Natalya The Divas Champion ( in her newish attire) , Gail Kim (looking sexy and hot), and Melina (wearing an oldie but goodie)

Bless! Most of them are BEING OUTFIT REPEATERS!!!

Melina and Maryse start out. They are jawjacking.  Mary shoves Mel’s face. Melina goes nuts. Maryse then hangs up Mel. She tags Foxy in.  Mel does the matrix move.  Foxy is being weird. Knees to Alicia.  Santino ruins the match by singing. Tamina walks to Marella. Tamina gets him into a headlock. They walk off.  Maryse is like WHAT THE FUCK! Melina tagged Nattie. Nattie goes for the sharpshooter and Alicia weasels out of it. Maryse tries to fly in, but Gail takes her out. Nattie hits the sharpshooter on Fox.  The faces cheer and celebrate.

Maryse is being angry that Teddy keeps losing. She tells him that he makes her look bad. Ted Dibiase screams SHUT UP!!!

The weird Miss USA is the guest ring announcer of the King of the Ring finals. I’m not watching her because her voice is hurting my freaking ears. Marc reminds me that Miss USA is not attractive at all. What he doesn’t know is that I already have launched my brown paper bag at the TV! Did I mention Santino helped Miss Rima Fakih to the ring?  The Royals hope Tamina maims the Queen. The lady crowns and puts all the royal things on Sheamus, our King.

The Royals will steal Sheamus’ crown and specter.