The blue brand will go live for the second time this year so prepare yourself for another Smackdown, Smacked Down! live coverage! Already, we know that one of our favourite Divas, Vickie Guerrero will be in action as she teams up with her boyfriend, Dolph Ziggler, to take on John Cena in a two-on-one handicap match!

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Highlight the box below to reveal the Divalicious spoilers for this Thursday’s WWE Superstars show. Credit for the spoilers goes to ProWrestling.net!

Beth Phoenix and Kelly Kelly defeated Michelle McCool and Layla.

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Me and Marcella LOVE the new Smackdown intro but we hate the song and we start things off with Miz (with his boyfriend Alex Riley) vs. Randy Orton. Marcella wants me to tell the world she wubs his panties. Orton won the match with a three count, but on the three count A-Ri punched him which caused a DQ. Great way to kick off SD by making no sense!

Rosa Mendes is seen with Santa (it’s Big Show). She hands out a present to a bald man. Hornswoggle is Santa’s little helper but I like his other little helper better, she is SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Smackdown goes to ads.

Smackdown comes back from ads with Hornswoggle, Big Show and Rosa Mendes coming out to a horrible rendition of Jingle Bells. Rosa SLINGS presents into the crowd. She shows a DVD to the cameras before throwing it at someone. Show tried to sit on a chair but it broke as he’s fat. Rosa and Hornswoggle try help him up but pull themselves down. She places a hat on his head after three HO’s. Hornswoggle calls Big Show fat, so she tells him off. Big Show is reading out a LAME Christmas tale, BTW. Rosa giggles at Cody’s bad underwear while Marcella wipes the drool from her chin. They all leave the ring and Rosa throws some more presents at people.

Out of nowhere, Marcella’s husband, Dashing Cody Rhodes flies into the ring and SMACKS Hornswoggle about. He kicks Big Show off the apron and wrecks the ring. I don’t think Cody likes Santa. Rosa checks on Hornsy as we go to another ad.

We get a recap of last nights segment which featured the lovely Vickie Guerrero, excuse her if you will.

Todd Grisham is joined by Beth Phoenix! She talks about her fall out of the ring at TLC. She says it taught her to not take anything for granted. Santino comes along. He says they even though they had an awkward break up, he still cares for her. He asks her if she’s okay to which she replies saying that it’s very sweet of him, she’s fine and a very strong woman. Santino remembers! He says for old time sake they should share a lip lock even though he’s seeing Tamina on RAW, this is Smackdown and what happens here, stays here. Koslov holds up some mistletoe as Santino puckers up. Beth pushes him out the way and snogs Koslov. She walks away and Santino throws a fit and storms off in a huff. Koslov touches his lips and blows a kiss saying GLAMAZONNNN!

Really? Edge is out talking that blah blah blah. Where is Bellatrix Lestrange when you need her to cast a vanishing spell on a twat?

Kelly Kelly is on her phone backstage. Drew McIntyre the creeper them comes along in his panties. He says sorry for acting weird last week. K2 says the only weird thing was that he acted normal. I fell asleep as he began talking again but luckily, I woke up JUST in time to hear him say there’s one thing she should know about him; that he would never hurt her. She mary8s as he walks off.

Vickie Guerrero is backstage stretching. She’s in her sexy excuse me ring gear. Dolph’s there too. He asks her if she really wants to go through with the match. She replies by saying yes as she and them as a couple were embarrased by John Cena on RAW. She says if Dolph loves her then he will defend her, her honor and defeat Cena. She makes him help her stretch but yanks her arm away when he pulls too hard.

It’s time for the two-on-one handicap match. Dolph and Vickie come out. He is posing about yelling everywhere, but Vickie can’t be arsed with him. She blows him off and walks down by herself till he catches up. She shoots glares everywhere as she’s in the ring. He tries to calm her down but she yells “I’M FINE” and throws his hands off her. Out comes Cena! Dolph exits the ring, but Vickie stays in there, holding her hands upto her ears.

The bell rings and Dolph has to restrain Vickie from trying to thump Cena. He sends her out the ring and starts off with Cena. Vickie tells everyone to SHUT UP as they chant for the Chain Gang soldier.

Dolph gets Cena into the corner and thumps away at him. Vickie tags herself in and cackles. She steps on his head and holds onto the ropes, putting both her feet on his head. He then lifts her up and she has a fit. Dolph tags her in as she runs back out.

Dolph chokes out Cena on the ropes. He distracts the ref which allows Vickie to kick Cena. The ref goes over to her but she screams at him and blows a raspberry. The commentators keep commenting on Vickie Guerrero, pondering if she lost her mind by making this match.

Cena’s out the ring. The refs on a four count. She’s unhappy with how slow he’s counting so she goes out and kicks him. She jumps up and down clapping and cackling, very pleased with herself.

Dolph gets near Vickie so she tags herself in as she’s bored of Cena. She does the YOU CAN’T SEE ME POSE, runs off the rope and goes for a splash but she misses and falls flat on her face. She’s always so mad, we love it! She crawls back to Dolph and tags him in.

Cena locks Dolph in the STF. Vickie gets in the ring and flings him off by his head. She asks what’s wrong with him as he’s beating up her boyfriend. Cena shoves his tongue down her throat. She vomits everywhere as Cena pins Dolph. She goes to slap him but he blocks and lifts her up for an Attitude Adjustment but CM Punk comes down and thumps Cena with a chair.