Welcome to Raw is Marcella! I’m extremely ill and dealing with monkey family members so this will be short and sweet throughout the night. Sorry, loyal OSD’ers!!

*My title of the coverage deals with the fact that my aunt was trashing wrestling all night until I asked her for her IQ. Bless her.*

Battle Royal for Number One Contendership

Eve Torres the Champion is on commentary as the divas are all in the ring.  Brie Bella was eliminated first followed by Alicia Fox. Melina eliminated Tamina. Maryse eliminates Melina & Natalya. Gail  eliminates  Maryse. Gail then eliminates Nikki Bella. The referees are distracted by Maryse being bad that they didn’t see *twin magic*.  Brie rolls back in and eliminates Gail.

Winner & Number 1 Contender: Brie Bella

Eve doesn’t like this so she runs into the ring and tells the referee that the twins were naughty bitches. Nikki runs in and attacks Eve. Bless, the Bellas are so evil.