Welcome to Raw is Marcella!
MARYSE was at Dancing with the Stars cheering Chris Jericho on.
CM PUNK spanks Orton everywhere.
Cole thinks everyone wants a silk scarf. Um, no.
We see Trish Stratus and Snooki in a bar in the Jersey Shore as they will have an interview. Before that, Cole talks about the Mania match — Trish, Snooki, John Morrison vs. Laycool & Dolph w/ Vickie Guerrero.
Justin Gabriel with The Corre will face Santino with Kozlov, Big Show, Kane, and TAMINA. Tamina looks lovely in Santino gear. Santino hits the COBRA!!!!!! They all play the horns including Kane. YAYAYAYA!
Keri Hilson will perform America The Beautiful at Wrestlemania.
We see what happened last week during the match between Laycool, Vickie, & Dolph vs. Trish & Momo. VICKIE GUERRERO COMES OUT AND MOCKS MOMO’s entrance. Vickie says that Snooki will be passed out and and unconscious. She then cackles. Dolph comes out and will tag Sheamus. They will fight Momo and Daniel Bryan. Vickie celebrates when Sheamus and Dolphy win. SHE YAYA’s as she raises Sheamus’ white arm.
The Road Warriors– The Legion of Doom– Hawk and Animal along with long time manager Paul Ellering are being inducted. <3 RIP HAWK! <3 I’m so happy as they are my all time favorite tag team.
Trish and Snooki are talking. Some tramp came up to them. Snooki told Laycool and Vickie to bring it. Snooki slaps the ugly and pushes the ugly boy. Snooki says they are ready bitches. Trish says Snooki has some sick moves and they are teaching each other moves. Trish is learning how to be JERSEY! Then we see Josh Matthews because he’s a guido in training. LAYCOOL hits the Shore and make fun of Brunette Mafia’s bottoms. Snooki throws a drink on Laycool. Then all hell breaks lose! Trish throws herself and Michy onto a pool table as Snooki bounces Layla’s head everywhere. There’s a lot of bitch saying and thumping. AYA! Erm, Snooks and Trish are ready for LAYCOOL.
NO RAW DIVA MATCH MAKES MARCELLA VERY PISSY!!!!!!!!!!
Superstars Spoiler
Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, and Melina beat Gail Kim, Natalya, Eve in a six-Diva match. The heels won after Twin Magic and a facebuster on Eve by one of the Bellas. Not horrible, but not great either. (Credit: ProWrestling.net)
I totally understandhow you feel Marcella. No Divas match even if it was two mintues it would be worht watching.
Comment by gabby on 29/03/2011 at 10:01 PM
After seeing that segment, I think it’s safe to say that Snooki was a little hammered during the interview.
Comment by David on 29/03/2011 at 10:44 PM
David: Haha. Just a bit hammered. ;) She’s gonna need a big bottle for Mania. I know I’d be very nervous of looking like a complete idiot at WrestleMania.
Gabby: Exactly! I’d like to see something more out of the divas. Granted, I liked the interview. But meh!I look forward to divas match. At least, we will get a good match on Superstars that will be somewhat long.
Comment by Marcella on 30/03/2011 at 9:45 PM
BTW, thanks for commenting on my post, guys. =)
Comment by Marcella on 30/03/2011 at 9:46 PM