We open with all of the Knockouts, minus Mickie James, Angelina and Winter, and some oddballs in the ring. Jarrett’s music hits and out he comes with Karen. Karen has an umbrella just in case another shit storm heads her way, smart thinking on her part. They make their way to the ring, and Karen grabs the microphone but before she can say anything Madison already has her mouth running, and Karen is quick to get in her face about it. Karen calms though and starts talking, stating that she brought all the women together to find out who Miss Angle is.

She actually starts with the oldest woman there, the woman from catering. Karen isn’t serious, is she? She claims that the caterer is always making sure that Kurt has somewhere to sit. She claims that the caterer is trying to get to Kurt’s heart with food. The caterer speaks up and states that yes she cooks for Kurt, but she also cooks for 50 other wrestlers. TNA has that many wrestlers? Never noticed nowadays. She then asks if Karen’s finished because she has to go fix a pot roast. She leaves while the rest of the Knockouts clap, the whole line between heel and face has just disappeared everyone. Karen then moves on to the seamstress. She says she’s watched her touch Kurt for the past 6 years, and even made an “inseam” joke. The seamstress states it’s her job to do, and she touches everyone else too. Karen excuses her too, and we’re left with just Knockouts now.

Karen then goes to Miss Tessmacher. Karen claims that her and Kurt arrived at the show at the same time, Tessmacher said they’re both employees and they both showed up to “earn” their paychecks. Karen then also mentions they worked out at the same gym. Tessmacher says so was tons of other wrestlers. Karen says she’s watching her and Tessmacher purposefully drops her glasses and bends down to get them before leaving. Karen then heads over to Sarita and Rosita, or Rice & Beans as she calls them. I must say, can we have a photoshoot of Rosita in that outfit cause it’s downright sexy. Rosita is already pulling off the earrings, oh she’s fired up! Sarita tells her to calm down though, and Karen asks if it’s a coincidence that they use America in their interviews and stable. Oh come on now, really? Sarita tells her to get her head out of her ass, and pay attention because they want nothing to do with her husband, you mean ex-husband Sarita, and they leave too.

Karen then states that Madison and Tara have something in common with Kurt, they’re all former champions. Madison says Tara thinks she’s special, and that she wouldn’t be surprised if Tara laid down for Kurt because she’s a dirty, filthy slut. Tara makes like she’s going to say something, but instead she spits her gum out on Madison’s chest and leaves. Madison then says she wouldn’t be surprised if Tara tried to sleep with Jeff too, which Jeff quickly states will never happen. Velvet is the only one left now, and I really do love that she’s rocking the outfit from her latest shoot. It’s one of my favorites thus far. Karen states that Velvet has done everything she can do in TNA, that she’s at the end of her “velvet rope”. She says all Velvet has to do to cling to another rope is lay down, which is something she’s heard Velvet is good at.

Velvet tries to slap Karen, but Jeff grabs her arm, and takes the slap himself. Karen and Velvet unleash into a poor excuse for a cat fight, and it isn’t long before Angelina comes marching down the ramp with Winter behind her. Angelina grabs Velvet and tosses her down to the mat as Karen and Jeff quickly leave the ring. We cut to Winter and she’s yelling at Val to ring the bell. I didn’t know that was Val’s job to begin with. Angelina is choking Velvet all over the ring as we finally have a referee come down to the ring to officiate this match. Velvet isn’t even trying as Angelina throws and kicks her all over the ring. Velvet tries to fight back but Angelina is just too much for her. Angelina locks on a submission hold after destroying Velvet, and Velvet goes unconscious.

We cut to a few backstage segments with the boys, and then it’s time for some Mexican America. As I said earlier, I still want a photoshoot of Rosita’s outfit. They drop the flag yet again and Anarquia states they’re going to celebrate Cinco de Mayo next week. They don’t get time to say much else before music hits and out comes Chris Sabin. The girls exit the ring and are at ringside for the match. Sabin is injured, you can tell easily, and they go for a quick victory for Anarquia. The girls and Hernandez join in a little family beating on Sabin until music hits and out comes the returning Alex Shelley for the save. Everyone leaves the ring but Anaraquia. Shelley goes to hit him with his belt, but Rosita quickly dashes back into the ring as a cover for him. Anaraquia shoves Rosita at Shelley but she sort of bounces off him to the mat before dashing up the ramp with the others.

We cut to another segments after this, and one I do want to point out is one with Kurt Angle backstage. Kurt says Karen is making an ass out of herself. He says she’s off, she doesn’t know who the woman is and that she’s being stupid. He says Karen’s going to meet her, and it’s going to real soon, maybe even by next week. He says he can’t wait to see the look on her face, says it’s going to be classic. He says it’s nobody she knows, nobody knows her. He says when Karen sees her, she’s going to shit her pants. This is very interesting when it comes to speculation.

We’re back to the ring and Hardcore Country hits. Mickie heads to the ring and states at first when she got in the business 12 years ago, all she truly wanted and desired was to go down in history as the greatest woman wrestler of all time. She says what she wants most of all now is to dedicate her title win to all her fans. She states her fans have been with her through thick and thin, and it’s because of them that she’s there now. She says it’s because of all of them that they can live their dreams in that ring. She says the fans make their dreams reality, and because of that, she loves and thanks her fans. Her music hits again, and she’s gone.

After that, we have the main event and then their new style of Reaction. Karen is backstage with Jeff, shouting at him. She says she had it all planned out, got all the hoes together, and then goes on about what Velvet did. Karen asks Jeff who Miss Angle is. She says she’s got a hit out on her. We then cut to Velvet. She doesn’t like being accused of being Kurt’s mistress. She then states her former best friend Angelina chokes her out, first she lays her out with her finisher on a steel chair, then she chokes her out. She says she needs time to gather her thoughts, she’s tired of being mad, and she’s sure we are too. She says she’s tired of hearing herself, and we’re back to Karen. Jeff asks if she has anyone in her past, but Karen doesn’t know of anyone. They keep claiming Miss Angle is coming next week, and I can’t be anymore excited to see who it is.

This was a horrible week for matches. The match with Angelina and Velvet was so boring that it got a point where I was skipping ahead to just get to the ending. I don’t like having to do that, but I just don’t care much for this storyline anymore. As for the Miss Angle stuff, I just hope TNA doesn’t drop the ball with it. This could be really interesting, and I really hope we get to see who it is next week. Right now I’m staking my claim on it being Serena, who just had a tryout match recently. Though there has been no claims that she’s signed yet, I wouldn’t mind it being her. The other rumors are stating Isis, the woman that was going to be on NXT, which is something I really hope isn’t true. Nonetheless, we’ll hopefully find out all of this next week.