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Nice panties Punkie. They are yellow! :)
HAI SHAWN MICHAELS! BAI OTUNGA! BAI MICHAEL MCGILLICUTTY!
*yawns* I’m bored of Raw right now. THEY BETTER START DOING SOME GIMMICKY MATCHES SO I CAN COMPLAIN!
Now Sin Cara will jump everywhere and EVERYONE will pronounce his NAME wrong. Please Cole & King do not TRY to say his name! Hello Evan Bourne. I’m bored so these children better amuse me. They forgot to tell the children the type of match. EVE TORRES and Booker T spin the wheel. It’s NO COUNT OUT. How interesting….
LMFAO POWER RANGER CHANTS! <3
Vickie Guerrero steals Kofi Kingston’s spin and lands on player’s choice. Bless, Kofi picks Vickie being banned from ringside. So naturally, Vickie excuses everyone!
Oh dearie me, I won’t enjoy a Vickie-less match. OH SHE’S HERE! <3 She is yelling everywhere. The referees take her away. Dolphie comes out and you can still hear Vickie screaming EXCUSE ME!
King, Vickie doesn’t remind me of a Saint Bernard Doggie.
Maryse is with Booker T. Now she tries to steal Alberto Del Rio’s money. Bless she spun a Steel Cage match. Well, that relationship is over after a second.
OH DEAR LORD! A YELLOW CAR! <3 I love it! I want that car but with more seats. ;)
OMFG! I actually love Mark Henry’s angry heel ways. He’s hilarious! <3 I wish I was angry like him.
Kelly Kelly comes out to loud cheer. She’s in a lovely blue attire and she’s a happy clam. We see her beating Brie last week. Nikki Bella (accompanied by Brie) comes out to face K2. Brie has a match at Money in the Bank for the title. It’s a submission match. Nikki works on K2′s arm. Armbar to K2. K2 is doing her screaming and grunting. K2 gets up and does the Wall of Jericho for the win. Um, that was anticlimactic. Brie and Nikki attack K2. Eve saves K2 and spanks The Bella Twins everywhere. The Bellas yell it’s not over.
RANDOM FACT: MY KNEE HURTS TOO MUCH! This ice is stupid. <– Sorry, I can’t take it no more.
R-Truth really does scare me. Who is HE talking to? WHO IS LITTLE JIMMY? He’s seeing imaginary friends.
Oh shoot promo PUNKIE! Best ending to Raw in a long time! Kudos Punk! *loves the Johnny Ace smack talk*
Superstars Spoilers
Beth Phoenix defeated Gail Kim with the Glam Slam.
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