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100. “Honey, looks like you have some competition.”

ft. Torrie Wilson, Melina & Candice Michelle

Melina interupted a photoshoot of WWE covergirl Torrie Wilson. She decided to bring out the Shore-er in herself, bitching out Torrie and calling her fat. Just as Torrie got on her case, Smackdown’s newest Diva Candice Michelle walks in. She shakes hands with a disgusted Melina and gives her BFF a big ol’ hug.

Insert Melina ownage here. Candice Michelle links arms with Torrie and flicks her hair into Melina’s face. The photographer then tells Melina she has competition, which is something a big air headed full-of-herself Diva does not want to hear!

99. “I think I hurt it last week in the ring, kicking Cherry’s face!”

ft. Maryse & Cherry

A week after a match between the two on Smackdown, Cherry is in the medical room having her black eye checked out. Maryse viciously kicked her in the face during their match the week previous. Enter naughty French-Canadian.

Cherry asks her what she’s doing, it seems as though Cherry isn’t the only one injured. The former Playboy model holds her leg on the table and says she hurt her ankle last week in her match… when she kicked Cherry’s face! OOOOOOH!! Maryse laughs and walks off. Cherry is pissed. What a bitchy thing to do. We love it.

98. Pity party pooper

ft. Jillian, Ashley Massaro, Michelle McCool & Kristal Marshall

Back in the day, Michelle McCool and Kristal Marshall had a brief stint as bad girls on Smackdown. During the Diva Search competition (the one Layla won) McCool is spotted backstage with Marshall texting in her votes for the Diva Searchers. The pair diss the Diva Search contestants and then diss Ashley Massaro, calling her generic. Out of nowhere, good girls Jillian and Ashley turn up! DUN DUN DUN!

Apparantly, Kristal had been blaming Ashley for her miserable life. Anyways, Ashley’s not happy with her ‘pity party’, so she crashes the party and starts fighting with her! The four brawl around the make-up table and the floor before referees pull them apart.

97. Even though she’s “on top of a champion”, she still packs a slap.

ft. Lita & Mickie James

Backstage, former WWE Women’s champion Lita is trying to get herself out there to Vince McMahon. She wants another shot at the title, but in pops Mickie James. Lita’s not too chuffed that Mickie is interupting HER time with Vince, but Mickie is like DGAF. She thinks she deserves a shot at the title, not Lita. They bicker back and forth until Mickie makes a dig at Lita.

Trish had won the title from Lita and retired as champ. Mickie says “What a way to go out as a champion, instead of on top of a champion.” But if you thought that was bad, she continued! “Oh wait, I forgot. Edge isn’t champion anymore and neither are YOU!” Mickie giggled. But that was stepping too far, so Lita decked her in the face.

96. “Your future says you’ll be fat, ugly, pregnant!”

ft. Shelly Martinez & Francine

WWE’s own brand of ECW saw the revival of some ECW ‘Originals’ and a new breed of Extremists and Vixxens. One of the original Vixxens was Francine. She was scheduled to face one of the new breed of Vixxens, Ariel (Shelly Martinez), in an extreme catfight match, but the fortune telling, tarot card reading, broody vampress had other ideas.

She went ahead to tell Francine that she read her tarot cards and they said she’d be fat, ugly, pregnant and wishing to be with a man as masterful as her vampire boyfriend, Kevin Thorn. Francine heard enough bitching and pounced on the fanger. She clawed, stripped and threw Ariel by her hair but the extreme Vixxen brawl was broken up by Thorn. A big ugly caveman then came to the rescue of Francine.

95. Dawn Marie causes two Divas to fight

ft. Dawn Marie, Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler

Torrie Wilson made her way out on an episode of Smackdown, showing off some strange looking lingerie. Leggy Diva Stacy Keibler then came out dressed as a naughty schoolgirl. But if two Divas wasn’t enough for you, out came a third in the sultry, sly Dawn Marie. The naughty Diva tells Torrie and Stacy not to be jealous of her. It isn’t Dawn’s fault she’s more sexy and desirable than those two, right?

After annoying everyone, ring the bell as the fight begins. Dawn shoves Torrie into Stacy and walks off smirking. Stacy pushes Torrie away. Being pushed, Torrie’s pissed now and slaps the taste out of Stacy’s mouth. She yells at her some before Stacy kicks her in the gut and attempts to THROW Torrie off the stage! The leggy blonde is pulled away by referees.

94. Billion Dollar Catfight

ft. Aksana & Maryse

There was no question in anyone’s mind that Maryse was the hot blonde foreigner of the WWE; that was until NXT Season 3 began and Aksana made her debut. Aksana’s pro, Goldust, was feuding with Maryse’s cash machine, Ted DiBiase, at the time, so both Divas accompanying their respected partners to the ring for a huge match, wasn’t the best of ideas. We knew shit would go down.

During the match while both men were down, Maryse took the time to blindside poor Aksana, thumping her in the back. Maryse threw her into the barricade and gave her a good ol’ slap. She then threw her in the ring which allowed DiBiase to pick up the win. Aksana quickly grabbed the stolen Million Dollar belt and pretended to seduce DiBiase, so her pro could smack him. Aksana also dived on Maryse, giving her a taste of her own medicine. (The fight begins at 9:05)

93. Does ODB mean ‘one disgusting batalax’ or ‘obnoxious dumb bimbo’?

ft. Sharmell & ODB

Time ago on an episode of iMPACT! Wrestling, the Main Event Mafia ran the show. Booker T was one of the head honcho’s of the stable, and his wife Sharmell was the Queen of the Mafia, therefore they let her run wild in a pink gown as a backstage interviewer for the night. Her interviewee, none other than the woman she was hating on at the time… ODB!

Starting the interview, ‘lovely’ Sharmell referred to ODB as ‘obnoxious dumb bimbo’, but the dirty one wasn’t phased. She bounced back at Sharmell with her usual filthy insults and grimey sense of humour. This lead Sharmell to bitch her out one more time, calling her ‘one disgusting batalax’!

92. “I have five jokes with me in the ring right now.”

ft. Maxine, AJ, Kaitlyn, Jamie Keyes, Naomi & Aksana

When you put six rookie Divas in a ring together and tell them to tell their best joke, did you really think it would all be sweetness and giggles? If you did, then you are a joke, just like all of the rookie Divas (according to Maxine)!

AJ, Aksana and Naomi all try their best with their jokes, but nobody’s laughing. Jamie tells a knock knock joke.. “Aksana who?” “EXACTLY!” which gets a good pop! But then it’s Maxine’s turn. The mouthy FCW General Manager says she’s got five jokes with her right now, but the joke she’s gonna pick is AJ. She says AJ’s like a girl scout and they don’t last in WWE. Maxine pulls some cash out of her bra and tells AJ to go and get her some mints from the back. Underdog AJ retaliates and pushes Maxine. The long black haired Diva shoves her back. Thus, the fight begins.

AJ dives ontop of Maxine and the two roll about, bashing each others head off the canvas. Striker breaks it up and next it’s Kaitlyn’s go. It was a tough act to follow (as Kaitlyn said), but Kaitlyn gave AJ a cheap slap and then those two fought too! (Maxine shines at the 5:00 mark)

91. Jersey’s in the house, for real!

ft. Cookie, Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Lacey Von Erich & JWoww

After weeks of dissing the Jersey Shore show, iMPACT! Wrestling’s resident Jersey couple, Pauly D and Snooki Robbie E and Cookie had gone one step too far. They hit the ring to call out the Jersey Shore ‘posers’ and ended it with Cookie referring to JWoww as ‘J-Cow’.. Nobody likes being called a cow.

Out comes JWoww with her ‘Beautiful’ crew. Cookie takes her time to insult Jenni some more before telling her that the ring was her house. She called her a bitch and gave her a slap, proper Jersey style! JWoww, who had taken her big hoop earrings out as Cookie was ragging on her, pushed her down and started Jersey Shore catfight. It was like JWoww vs. Sammi all over again!