Johnny Swinger (who performed as Johnny Parisi in WWE between 2005 and 2006) was a guest on Right After Wrestling. One thing Johnny discussed was a character and storyline he had planned out for himself. For some wild reason, WWE didn’t choose to go through with the idea and Johnny was evidently released. Check out his proposition below:

“I sidestepped creative and went straight to Vince. I asked for just a moment of his time and I laid out this character where I was a hermaphrodite and I would wrestle in both the male and female division. I would do a program with Trish Stratus and win the the Women’s title then go against Cena. I had angles written to go against Trish, Kane and Cena. I wanted to go to the top. I wasn’t going to pitch an idea to wrestle the first match of the night. I wanted to make money and be in the main event. I own the character…I have a patent for it so if it used on TV, I’ll get paid either way.”

Uhm. Weird.