Sorry for the lateness, I’ve been ill, busy with work and busy with the Diva Shore! Anyways, back to the ugly, never ending season of NXT. Out comes Hornswoggle, Titus and AJ Lee all making green look very, very bad. The annoying leprechaun music is cut off by a replay we get of two weeks ago on NXT. It shows how Maxine defeated AJ because of Derrick Bateman’s lovely interference. The bad people’s music hits and out trots Derrick Bateman (in much smaller panties than usual) and my favourite, Maxine, looking damn sexy!
The Rookie Superstars “wrestle”, however I didn’t watch that bit. Nobody comes to OhSoDivalicious to hear about Superstars, do they? Eventually (3.48 mark on the video), Derrick falls back into his corner, where Maxine tags herself in. Titus dives on Derrick like an oversized dirty nappy, but the ref sends him back as he should. Both Divas then enter the ring, AJ getting a rather loud pop.
Maxine swings at the geek, who blocks her clotheslines and hits her with a series of forearms, before sending her off. AJ ducks for a back body drop, so Maxine takes advantage and kicks her. Maxine then runs off for a move of her own, but AJ kicks her in the face with a really cool roundhouse-y style kick. Maxine takes a mad sick bump and flips right over into a back elbow from AJ.
AJ goes to lift Maxine up, but Maxine counters with a jawbreaker. She picks up AJ for a scoop slam, but the nerdy Diva reverses and falls down Maxine’s back. She kicks Maxine’s leg, sending her to her knees and she hits a dropkick. She goes for a cover… TWO COUNT! AJ Irish whips Maxine, but Maxine reverses, sending AJ into the corner. A couple of kicks to Maxine and AJ jumps off the top rope into a kick from Maxine! TWO COUNT! “COME ON REF!!” screeches Maxine out of ANGER.
The ‘Queen of Mean’ locks in a headlock to AJ, trying to make her tap. AJ fires back up but Maxine smacks her with a reverse atomic drop and sends her to the mat with a modified STO – which looks phenomenal! The ref tells Maxine to watch the hair, but bless, Maxine DGAF’s. She shouts “WHATEVER!” at him and shoos him off. Two count.
Maxine delivers a snapmare and a knee to the back of AJ before locking in a chin lock submission hold. She hits a forearm to AJ and a kick, sending AJ into the ropes. The ref then pulls Maxine back and gives her a good telling off. DGAF-ing again, Maxine goes back at AJ with another kick but AJ moves and Maxine catches her leg on the rope and falls over. The girls get the tag and in come the Rookies.
Titus goes for a cover but Maxine runs in and pulls a tree trunk.. I mean Titus’ leg to stop the pin. AJ runs in and takes the lady in red out with a huge flying clothesline which allows Titus to hit a spinebuster for the win. The green people all celebrate as Maxine and Derrick cry to the backstage area.
And they did quite literally cry all the way backstage. Maxine and Derrick are spotted backstage arguing. They are having a slanging match, slating one another. Maxine then bitches him out and grabs ahold of his sweaty afro, telling him if he hadn’t spent the morning PERMING HIS HAIR then they woulda won. He tells her it’s natural but she tells him it isn’t and points to herself, telling him that’s natural. “I KNOW” Bateman pants.
Maxine then slaps herself out of it and tells him they can’t fight, it’s not good for them; they can’t let the uglie green people come between them. She says they need to GET Hornswoggle, they need to separate him and AJ. She tells him they will be on top and he says she always ends up on top. He says it is SOOOOOOOOOOO hot when she’s scheming, which it is. They then swap some spit. How PG.
