Monthly Archives: October 2011
Welcome back to a frightful scene! Marcella has returned to her sexy and hot Raw coverage. The past few weeks I have been very busy with running a department in the absence of my boss and writing publications for her. Even though, I am still running the department, I have some much needed free time. The two Raws and Vengeance coverages will be up tomorrow when I will spam you all with my sexy and hot proses.
Now let’s get down to the business at hand!
Out comes Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. Ms. Piggy says that she is the original Diva.
Sunny won’t be too happy about this! Oh no! Ms. Piggy has been EXCUSED! Vickie Guerrero and Jack Swagger come flying out on their broomsticks. :P Vickie goes ape over all Piggy. Bless. Swagger talks about food. You know Vickie should feed him sometime soon. Kermit makes the wubby comment of the night saying he doesn’t want any trouble with Swagger or his MOTHER! VICKIE RAGES! The ladies get into a boobula bouncing fit. Out comes Santino Marella who tells Swagger they will have a match and that Ziggy will wrestle Zack Ryder. Vickie yells everywhere. Kermit and Piggy scream WWYKI!
Suddenly, HOLLA! plays on the PA as Kelly Kelly comes out as a weirdly dressed pirate. She skips Santino who wants a kissy and lays a big one on Kermit. Piggy goes apeshit. She screams “WHATTTTTT?!” as Vickie just cackles. We hit the commercial break.
We come back and all the divas are already in the ring for the costume battle royal. Eve was the last lady to come in.
#1 Contender’s Battle Royal: Eve Torres, Rosa Mendes, AJ Lee, Aksana, Tamina, Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Natalya and The Bella Twins
In the order of eliminations:
1. Rosa Mendes the Caveman gets thumped out.
2. The Bella Twins aka Mario & Luigi eliminate Aksana (aka Morticia).
3. Tamina (Egyptian goddess) thumps AJ ( Kitana from Mortal Kombat)
4. Tamina is thumped out by Kaitlyn (Dog the Bounty Hunter).
5. Kaitlyn is thumped out by the Bella Twins.
The remaining divas are K2 (pirate lady), Eve (stole Nikki’s Robin costume), Bellas (Mario & Luigi), Natalya (Queen of Hearts), and Alicia (a sailor). So K2 & Eve team up to smack the Bellas. The Bellas are body slammed on top of each other. Eve then booty pop moonsaults the naughty twinnys. K2 then does the stink face to them.
6 & 7. The Bella Twins are eliminated.
Meanwhile, Natalya and Alicia are fighting like animals. They all slap Nattie. Nattie discus clotheslines Eve. Alicia and K2 make the save.
8 &9. Nattie eliminates Alicia & K2 by throwing them over the top rope.
10. Eve dumps Nattie out for the win.
BY THE WAY, Beth Phoenix is on commentary the whole time talking about herself and how she and Nattie should face each other. She is wearing a REALLY ugly queen outfit.
She thought she was Bellatrix Lestrange! No boo!
SO EVE WINS THE MATCH! YAYA!
As Eve celebrates, angry Divas of Doom comes into the ring, but K2 and Alicia come back to stand with Eve. The Divas of Doom leave the ring.
YOUR CASE IS DISMISSED BETH & NATTIE!
LMAO! Sheamus and Beaker are relatives. I <3 this.
OH AYAYAYAYAYYAYA! CODY WINS A MATCH! That’s my treat. :) I don’t need a trick.
Oh dear some weird muppets named Gonzo and Fozzie are pandering backstage. Gonzo thinks he could be a WWE superstar. Bless. Vickie and her men come. They are MAD! The gentlemen pull Gonzo’s arms and tie his arms around his head as a gift. Vickie’s men leave since they just assaulted a muppet because they are HARDCORE. ;P
Vickie comes out with Swagger since he would get lost on his way to the ring. Santino wins the match and Vickie gets extremely mad!
Now once again, Vickie makes her way out this time to help Dolph Ziggler to the ring for his match against Zack Ryder. Bless, Ziggy loses so Vickie has a cow.
It’s Monday night and it’s Halloween, which means it’s the night of the living dead.. The living Diva dead! A zombie pandemic is spreading across the world, taking no prisoners. We’ve got a zombie apocalypse on our hands. The hostile zombies want nothing more than to eat brains and turn the remaining humans into flesh eating, diseased weirdos; including those women of wrestling! I take a look at a select few Divas and Knockouts and their chances of surviving a zombie Diva apocalypse!
The Chickbusters are goofy, fun and determined WWE “Rookie” Divas. Kaitlyn and BFF AJ Lee are all about fun, but when they step in the ring, they mean business. I hope it’s not just me, but I can imagine these two armed with machine guns and machetes, taking it right to the zombies instead of running and hiding. A good game plan and all, but it’s not that sensible considering the world is being overun by the dead freaks.
As stated above, zombies take no prisoners, so that means that even V.P. of the Knockouts division Karen Jarrett isn’t safe! You don’t become a V.P. of anything without being smart and cunning, so those traits would hold Karen off from being eaten alive for a little while. I mean, after using her
The Bella Twins kicked off last week with their version of Red Riding Hood. A more modern version with less clothes, of course. I honestly don’t know what is going on with their tops and I’m not too keen on them. I do, however, like the way Nikki has customised her look with matching red braces and chain earrings.
Why are Brie & Nikki on the floor for some of the shots? It’s not very quirky and just looks a bit odd. The Bellas pull of some fierce poses when they’re standing up, but overall the shoot is rather boring.
More photoshoots – including Eve Torres & Eden Stiles – under the cut!
(I swear, I’m not as bitchy when reviewing them… They’re more interesting!)
We’d like to wish all of our visitors a happy hallowe’en. Whether you’re up to tricks or looking for treats, we hope you stay safe and stay away from things that go bump in the night!
We’d also like to congratulate James & Vak – the two winners of our Hallowe’en competition, with their respective fun glitzy picture and spook-tacular zombie!
Awards will be up very soon, but for now, enjoy the glitzy-ness that James made. I love it!
Also, check out Vak’s Tumblr page: Curves & Brains.
We’ll advertise any of James’s links when he sends them our way!
So today is Halloween
(you should all know that already) and it is Monday (now i’m just stating the obvious) so you know what that means, a Movie Monday post! So in celebration of Halloween I’ve included several spook-tastic MVs in this post for you to enjoy!
PICK OF THE WEEK:
Though it isn’t exactly a Halloween themed MV, I found the song choice, the use of shaking and the effects rather spook-tacular, and that is why it is my pick of the week! Oh and of course props for the use of clips of Lady GaGa! Click after the cut for the rest of my picks!
Welcome to Diva Dolls, where the OSD staff play dress-up with the Divas! Usually, we change everything from their wardrobe to their theme songs, creating newer (and sometimes sillier) gimmicks. Armed with dodgy Photoshop skills, Marc, Candice, Marcella and Trisha play dress-up in a spook-tacular edition of Diva Dolls, just in time for Hallowe’en!
Check out all of our Diva Dolls under the cut!
The panel has spoken! After ten long weeks of duking it out with nine other Divas, in a landslide victory, the winner of Cycle 1 of OhSoDivalicious’ Next Top Model is now former Diva Maryse! Congratulations to her, as well as runner up Eve Torres!
A HUGE thanks to all those who voted! You definitely made this season a success. Be sure to tune in the New Year for an all-new season!
OhSoDivalicious’ Next Top Model Rankings
10. Nikki Bella (eliminated August 31st)
9. Alicia Fox (eliminated September 7th)
8. Rosa Mendes (eliminated September 14th)
7. Melina (eliminated September 21st)
6. A.J. Lee (eliminated September 28th)
5. Kaitlyn (eliminated October 5th)
4. Kelly Kelly (eliminated October 12th)
3. Layla (eliminated October 19th)
2. Eve Torres (runner up)
1. Maryse (winner
Wearing the same outfit as someone else can be embarrasing, annoying and sometimes flattering (as the other person looks HORRIBLE in it!) so here at OhSoDivalicious, we’ve decided to pit the women of wrestling against each other in a ‘who wore it better’ contest – known as Ditto Divas!
Previously on Ditto Divas:
Candice Michelle won against thrifty Taylor Wilde who tried to blag her look for herself by a landslide! Candice won with 90.63% while Taylor scraped along with 9.38%. Looks like you guys showed Candice a LOT of love!
VP of the Knockouts division Karen Jarrett is Batgirl for Hallowe’en this year, but flash back to three years and you may remember a certain songstress rockin’ a black wig, mask and cape… Jillian Hall, of course!
These two smokin’ hot mammas go head-to-head in this edition of Ditto Divas, where we take it to you to decide who wore it better?
Welcome to OhSoDivalicious.org, version 41! This time round, we’ve gone all purple and quirky with one of my favourite duos: The Chickbusters, AJ Lee & Kaitlyn! I have not held back with this transformation, I can assure you.
The staff page has changed, in fact, we’ve got a new member of Team OSD to introduce you to: Francisco! You can find out more about our new Portuguese poster under “Meet the OSD staff” to the right.
Under “Goodies & Media”, you won’t just find links to Marc’s, Candice’s and my graphic vaults, you’ll also find tutorials and links to other resources. We’ll try our best to keep that list growing. Is there anything else that you’d like to see? Let us know!
If you know where to find more fun stuff, including the link to competitions and our interview archive, you win a cookie. Or the more fun stuff that’s hidden.
I’ve also re-written our website history. It’s not blabby and boring now, or at least it doesn’t contain my life story anymore (like seriously, who cares if my laptop broke down in 2009?!).
Oh, and I’ve cleared out everybody and their mother from our old affiliates. Well, the ones that no longer exist. Which leaves about eight. Seriously.
Check out the newly (sort of) revamped OSD and tell us what you think! I hope you like the new look, because let’s face it, if you’re a frequent visitor of the site, you know how long it usually takes for new layouts.