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10. “Heyyy baby listen to meeee…”

ft. The Bella Twins & Kharma

Kharma talks for the first time after her breakdown a week previous. She says she had two dreams from her childhood. One to be a WWE Diva and she explains her whole ordeal. Her second dream is a little more personal; it’s to be a mother. She says she’s currently pregnant! Congrats!

“You Can Look But You Can’t Touch” plays and out comes the bitchy Bella Twins. They thought she was just fat, not pregnant. They congratulate her on finding a mug to hook up with. Nikki says she’s as big as a blimp! The evil twins get in the ring and rag on her some more.

They ask if the baby has ears yet, and start a ‘your momma’s so fat’ joke, but Kharma stomps forward towards Brie and Nikki. Kharma hopes the Bellas will be there when she returns, as she has a new dream! MWAHAHAH!

9. “What on earth is that thing on your face?”

ft. Jillian & Stacy Keibler

Poor Stacy Keibler gets irked by host of the Peep Show, Christian. Jillian interrupts and bursts onto the scene. She gets into the ring and begs to be Stacy’s publicist. Jillian does what she does best as a heel and annoy Stacy even more!

Stacy says that Jillian will make it a huge story, but she wants a story first. She asks Jillian what the thing on her face is. Jillian drops her clipboard and goes to smack Stacy, but Stacy counters. Dodging the beautiful blemish, Stacy slaps Jillian and knocks her down!

8. Team Xtreme reunion

ft. Lita

The junkie Hardy Brothers are seen backstage. Lita enters and asks what they’ve been upto, obviously they weren’t winning championships like her. She says Jeff would be a champ if he wasn’t a major screw up. She says Matt will never be a champion.

She says she’s about to beat Trish, then Edge will beat Cena who Matt could face on Smackdown as Edge is gonna send him packing, just like he did to Matt. OHHH BURNN! Lita says they should do it again sometime and walks off smirking like a right smug bitch.

7. A big bad ‘Beautiful’ mess

ft. Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne & Lacey Von Erich

After a sexy promo, Angelina is seen having her picture taken. TBP then assault her. They start whacking her with a belt but Lacey thinks it’s enough. Velvet has a conniption and says it’s not enough till she says so. She hits her ONCE more until it’s enough. Twisted bitch!

It’s now time for Angelina vs. Velvet! The beauties come out and Angie takes it straight to Velvet. She mauls her but out come TBP again who dominate and smack Angelina around with the ugly stick. The mean girls stand tall over Angelina, ugly stick and belt in hand.

6. Dry cleaning bill drama

ft. Joy Giovanni & Amy Weber

Once again we see Amy and Joy drama. Amy presents Joy with a piece of paper.. and when I say presents, I mean shoves in her face and expects her to take it. Sarcastic Joy asks Amy if it’s an apology letter but Amy just laughs her off and tells her NO, that it is a dry cleaning bill.

A $200 dry cleaning bill means Joy’s not paying it! Joy’s amazed that her outfit cost more than $2! Amy says Joy’s not funny so she should stick to her day job. Real talk, she’s gonna pay it. Joy’s sticking by her guns and says there’s no way she’s paying it. Amy pulls the bill back and says her boys will take it out on Joy’s boys tonight. Joy mocks Amy in a weird voice which makes Princess Amy storm off!

5. Rightfully Royal

ft. Rosa Mendes & Angela Fong

It’s time for the coronation of the first ever Queen of FCW, Angela Fong, and Rosa Mendes is sooooo not happy. Out comes Angela and the crown is placed ever so nicely ontop of her head. Rosa pulls her best scowl the whole time.

The Queen turns around into a huge ass slap from the crazy jealous Mendes. Rosa screams like a banchee and Angela floors her. The pair roll around until a bunch of men come out to spoil the party. Angelina tries to save some fat man in a white suit, so she flees the ring with him, leaving Rosa Mendes in the ring… with her CROWN!

Rosa picks up the crown like an evil witch and pops it on her noggin. She then thanks everyone very much as she announces she’s the new Queen of FCW.

4. Diva Search Showdown

ft. Eve Torres & Layla

(The moment starts at the 1:03 mark. Sorry for the video, I couldn’t find the segment on it’s own!) Eve is hanging out with Cryme Tyme backstage. They say Layla was talking smack about her mother and boy, Eve’s having none of it.

The Diva Search winner sneakily makes her way over to the other Diva Search winner, and dumps talc in her hair. Layla jumps up and puffs her afro but gets a slap from Eve. Eve then throws her on a table and starts to fight. Eventually the Diva Search winners get pulled apart by the instigators themselves.

3. On top… again!

ft. Maxine & AJ

As the boys all run off to fight, AJ is left in the ring all alone. From nowhere, a mysterious lady thumps AJ in the back, knocking her to the ground. The woman then throws AJ face first into the turnbuckle and knocks her out with a devastating big boot. The camera pans out and the identity of the mystery attacker is revealed… it’s former NXT Rookie Diva, Maxine! Maxine stands around soaking up the negative vibes from the crowd before leaving, proud of her actions.

2. Victoria’s acting a little bit crazy!

ft. Torrie Wilson & Tara

Miss Torrie Wilson is backstage taking part in a photoshoot for SummerSlam, holding a big yellow ball. “OOPSIEE!” is heard as resident psycho of WWE Victoria snatches the ball. She apologizes for interrupting “another Torrie Wilson covershoot.”

The crazy Diva turned Knockout says Torrie may have stole her spotlight on RAW, but she won’t be doing so now they’re both on Smackdown. Wilson gives the former champ a reality check. She says she’s so mean and everyone says she’s acting crazy. “Me crazy?” are the last words to leave Victoria’s mouth before she bashes Torrie in the face with the ball.

Torrie slaps the taste out of Victoria’s mouth, so Vikki spears her through the camera backing cover thingy! The two throw each other around, claw and pull at each others hair, screaming all sorts! They’re eventually pulled apart. Rwar!

1. It’s Snooki-Mania, bitches!

ft. Snooki, Laycool, Vickie Guerrero & Trish Stratus

Laycool and Vickie are celebrating in the ring, then spot little Snooki at ringside. They take the time to mock her, which pisses off the little Jersey girl. Michelle gets in her face and shoves her down onto her seat. She turns around and hops on the apron, only to be yanked off by the Guidette herself!

Snooki jumps in the ring and catapults herself on Layla, smashing her head from side to side, all over the ring. Vickie’s scared for her life and legs it as Trish comes from out of nowhere and bashes Michelle’s head in aswell. The chaos comes to an end as Laycool leave the ring and in enters the Superstars.

Vickie talks that blah, blah, blah and issues Snooki, Trish and Jomo a challenge for WrestleMania. “I will see yo uthere baby!” says the soon-to-be winner of the Mania match! The faces dance around in the ring as the heels leave, irate.