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20. Ashley threatens to end Jillian’s career then gets suspended!

ft. Jillian & Ashley Massaro

Jillian busts onto the scene at the make-up table, telling the make-up lady that there’s no point working with Ashley cos she’ll never be as hot as her and that she has no talent. Ashley insults Jillian’s singing and says she best get traded in the draft otherwise, she’s gonna end Jillian’s career. Jillian laughs and gives Ashley a the biggest bitch slap and makes a run for it. Ashley took the slap like a pro and hot wheeled it straight after the Pop Diva.

Jillian runs past Vince, while Ashley runs into him. She knocks coffee all over Mr McMahon’s suit. She can’t apologize enough but Vince isn’t buying it. He tells her she meant to do it and suspends her. He flings the dregs of his coffee over her and leaves her to sob.

19. Agent Jarrett is on the case of the mystery mistress

ft. Karen Jarrett, Velvet Sky, Winter, SoCal Val, Miss Tessmacher, Madison Rayne, Tara, Sarita & Rosita

The bitchy wife of Jeff Jarrett calls out all the Knockouts and some other women who work backstage at TNA because she’s so pissed at Kurt Angle’s mystery mistress. Agent Karen is on the case though and she’s brought out her list of suspects. She starts with the old biatch from catering. She rags all over her and tells her to hit the road.. Oh, and her taco Tuesday sucks!

She moves onto the ‘Spandex Slut’ a.k.a. the seamstress of TNA. Karen says how she loves to measure Kurt’s inseam. Next is ups ‘goold old funbags’ Tessmacher. Brooke stands up for herself though, she’s having no crap. She says she and Kurt turned up to the building early to EARN their paychecks. Oh snap! The burrito sisters are next. Karen bitches out the Mexican Americans Sarita and Rosita. After she’s done being racist, she takes on Madison Rayne and Tara.

Madison says Tara’s a dirty, filthy slut that thinks she’s something special. She would sooo lay down for an Olympic hero. Tara spits her gum out on Madison and storms off. Karen is loving it. The sky’s the limit next. She says Velvet’s a 6.5 and has gone as far as she ever will in TNA. Getting with Kurt would sky rocket her career, all she has to do is lay down. Karen says she’s good at it. Velvet goes to slap her, but Jeff catches her arm and tells her off. Velvet slaps him instead. Karen pushes Sky and they have a little fight. Out comes zombie Angelina who thumps Velvet. Winter soon follows and yells at SoCal Val.. “YOU BETTER RING THAT BELL BEFORE MY DEMON GETS YOU.. NOWWWW!!”

18. “Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”

ft. Candice Michelle, Tara & Torrie Wilson

Candice kicks her unveiling off by going on a rant on how she’s hotter than everything and it’s mother. She says she’s the hottest Diva to ever pose for Playboy and asks Torrie if she’s right. Torrie says it looks fab but Candice isn’t satisfied with her answer. She says her cover is hotter than both of Torrie’s covers combined.

Torrie means no offence or whatever but yeah, she says Candi is acting like the biggest BIATCH to ever pose for Playboy. Candice shrugs it off and gives Torrie a hug. Tara then blindsides Torrie, knocking her down. Candice gives her a slap and hits her with a nifty looking facebuster. The two former WWE Women’s champions stand tall and share a snog as Torrie holds her face.

17. “They will beat me with shovels!”

ft. Aksana & Naomi

Goldie calls out his wife of one week, Aksana. She comes out and mocks him, asking him if he really thought she loved him. Aksana says all her immigration problems are over as she know has a green card. She says once they get divorced, she will get half of everything; including the Million $ belt!

Naomi booty pops out and tells Aksana how she feels straight up. She never bought any of Aksana’s phoney crap and says she only did this to hog the spotlight. Aksana argues back saying it’s not true as if she was to go back she’d get beaten with shovels and all her dreams would be ruined.

Naomi challenges Aksana to a match, so Askana asks her pro Goldust what to do. He says she should accept and get her witchy Lithuanian butt kicked by Naomi!

16. “BLINDED BY MA OWN IGNORANCE?!”

ft. Jenna Morasca, Sharmell & Lauren

In an interview with Jenna Morasca, Lauren asks her about her feud with Sharmell and a match Booker T had. Jenna says Sharmell is blinded by her own igorance, which leads to the ghetto Knockout to burst in the room, screaming and shouting, and dive on the Survivor contestant. Booker T then comes in and pulls his wife off Jenna. Morasca flings some cotton buds at Sharmell, who boots them everywhere.

15. Spotlight stealer gets smushed

ft. Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Christy Hemme & Lauren

The Beautiful People ambush poor Christy Hemme who was just about to go see her boys at the hospital. They are mad because she’s taking their TV time. Sky says they need to do a HD test too, which will show every pimple and blemish on Christy’s “stupid ugly face” show up. Hemme demands to be let go, but Angie wonders where her manners are. Christy says please and throws up the middle finger which leads to a big beautiful beat down and bagging.

We then see Christy going off her rocker with Lauren. She says that if TBP think she’s mad now, she’s gonna make sure she’s PMSing next week!

14. The sexiest turkey ever

ft. Maryse & Melina

Melina’s SOOOOOOOO happy as she just won a six Diva Thanksgiving tag team match. She’s interviewed by King in the ring and joined by the Gobbledy Gooker, who is prancing around like he’s on drugs. Melina’s thankful for having Mickie and K2 on her team, but King backs away as Melina gets thumped with the head of the turkey! Under the turkey suit was Maryse!

Maryse jumps on Melina and whacks her continously with the Gobbledy Gooker’s head, throwing her STFU hands up to King every now and then before telling him to LEAVE. She stands up and takes off the outfit, having a hissy fit about the ugly yellow shorts on the way too. She flings the feet of the outfit at Melina and stands up. She picks up the whole outfit and dumps it on her too. Maryse makes her way over to the ropes and shakes her hair everywhere. She hits her signature hair flip and struts off, proud of her work. Welcome back Maryse…

13. “Open your heart, just like you opened your legs!”

ft. Trish Stratus & Lita

One of the most horrific moments of Lita’s life in the WWE was the time she had to marry the big red machine, Kane. Not only did she have to marry a monster, her worst enemy in the whole wide world came out to ruin the shindig. Trish Stratus walked out in some white lingerie and declares herself the maid of honor. Making a dig at Lita’s pregnancy, Trish says she wore white because she knew Lita couldn’t!

Trish is concerned for Lita, as she knows that Lita’s confused and upset about marrying Kane. Trish is such a good friend though and she gives Lita some advice: “Open your heart, just like you opened your legs!”

Lita glares at Trish and whacks her with the flowers. She then takes her down and bashes her head off the floor. The two roll down the stairs and Lita continues the assault! She chokes Trish but is pulled off by her soon-to-be-husband, Kane. Boo!

12. Old school bitchin’ and brawlin’

ft. Jacqueline & Luna Vachon

Jacqueline says she’s tough and she doesn’t back down from nobody. In comes Luna. The beast says she’s the most dominant force and spits in the face of Jacqueline. The now TNA Knockout spits back in the face of Luna. Luna gives her a big clubbing slap so Miss Texas fires back with a bitch slap of her own. The two then brawl all over the set, neither backing down.

11. ‘Rayne’ of terror

ft. Madison Rayne & Roxxi

It was finally Roxxi’s time. Finally her time to win the Knockouts gold in TNA, but champ Madison had other plans. Madison forced Roxxi to put her career on the line before smashing her head open with the microphone. Roxxi wrestled the entire match drenched from head to toe in blood. Madison ended the TNA career of a bloody Roxxi and waved her off! How naughty.