Diva Shore: The top ten, vote vote vote!!
October 19th, 2011 | C0mments


Out of ONE HUNDRED Diva Shore moments, you’ve voted for your top ten. But your votes count more than ever now as it’s your votes that order the top ten bitchy, naughty moments that you voted for! See the ten moments below and cast your vote for which one you think should be number one.. the most Diva Shore-ish of them all!
(Click the Diva thumbnails to relive the Diva Shore moments that you voted for!)

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96. “Your future says you’ll be fat, ugly, pregnant!”

ft. Shelly Martinez & Francine

WWE’s own brand of ECW saw the revival of some ECW ‘Originals’ and a new breed of Extremists and Vixxens. One of the original Vixxens was Francine. She was scheduled to face one of the new breed of Vixxens, Ariel (Shelly Martinez), in an extreme catfight match, but the fortune telling, tarot card reading, broody vampress had other ideas.

She went ahead to tell Francine that she read her tarot cards and they said she’d be fat, ugly, pregnant and wishing to be with a man as masterful as her vampire boyfriend, Kevin Thorn. Francine heard enough bitching and pounced on the fanger. She clawed, stripped and threw Ariel by her hair but the extreme Vixxen brawl was broken up by Thorn. A big ugly caveman then came to the rescue of Francine.

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88. Jillian addresses the “talentless bitches” of the WWE

ft. Jillian, Layla, Miss Tessmacher, Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle, Shelly Martinez, Maria & Ashley

The first ever WWE Diva talent invitational didn’t go as WWE may have liked it to. After a dance performance from ECW’s resident dance troupe, the live audience were treated to another performance.

Out came the wannabe Princess of Pop, Jillian Hall. Jillian declares that the Grammy’s were here the other night but she didn’t win one as she wasn’t signed to her record label yet. After a horrible vocal warm up, Jilly belts out her soon to be entrance music, “Sliced Bread”, much to the crowds dismay.

Jillian tells them they don’t know what talent is. She basically insults every other Diva in the contest, saying Tessmacher, Kelly and Layla are bad dancers, Maria’s Kiss Cam is a waste of time, Candice has rinsed out her Go-Daddy dance and that Ariel is a weird vampire freak. “As far as I’m concerned, all of those girls are just talentless… BITCHES!” screams Jillian. The American Idol reject then gets pounced on by Candice. A huge Diva brawl ensues with all the Divas smacking each other.

In true Jersey style, someone then gets naked. Ashley Massaro comes out and flashes her boobulas to win the contest. (Jillian enters at 3:12 mark)

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73. The real ‘Divas of Doom’

ft. Sherri Martel & Luna Vachon

A very pissy Sherri Martel is in the ring, calling out her arch enemy the crazy psycho bitch, Luna Vachon. Luna answers Sherri’s call but is held back. Sherri had enough of waiting and left the ring, jumping Luna from behind! She thumps at Luna on the ground before going back into the ring, wanting a proper one-on-one match.

Bam Bam comes out of nowhere and grabs Sherri, so Luna jumps in the ring and takes some free shots. She rakes, punches, shoulders, double axe handles, slaps and strips Sherri until Tatanka comes to Sherri’s aid. He scares off BBB and Vachon.

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69. Championship match? Um, no. This one’s personal!

ft. Lita & Trish Stratus

I don’t think you’ve seen Divas have a fight quite like this one! Trish Stratus made Lita’s life hell for some time (as shown in the promo in the video link), so it’s no doubt that Lita had a tonne of hate and revenge stored up inside of her.

The bell rang and Lita nailed Trish in the face. Start as you mean to go on, they say, and that’s exactly what Lita did. She thumped, slapped, pushed and attacked Trish before slamming her face into a steel chair. She started to smack Trish’s head with the chair, eventually breaking her nose. Lita got disqualified, but she didn’t care. Revenge was hers.

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58. “Awwh that looks good on you!”

ft. Jillian & Melina

Melina greets her former buddy Jillian at the make-up table with a good ol’ shove. Melina then laughs at Jillian being fired by JBL the week previous, so she hands Jillian some make-up and tells her she has a job for her. She needs a freshen up. Jillian agrees and flings the make-up in Melina’s face.

Cakey-make-up-face Melina fires back and throws talc all over Jillian, telling her that looks good on her too and that it’s soooooo pretty. The stare each other down for a second, both not really believing what they just did to each other. In sync, the pair grab water bottles and squirt each other before throwing make-up around. Jillian tackles Melina onto the table but MNM and some refs try to break them apart. “CHEAP WHORE!” is heard as the pair scramble and pull each others hair.

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42. Diss Carmella.. I mean Diss the Diva!

ft. Carmella, Christy Hemme, Joy Giovanni & Amy Weber

One of THE most BITCHIEST and trashy moments on the Diva Shore list is from the 2004 RAW Diva Search contest, where Amy, Joy, Christy and Carmella took part in a ‘Diss the Diva’ game. Joy starts out with being silly to Amy and Christy, before turning her attention and her final 17 seconds to Carmella. She tells her that she talks a lot of shit and she’s got a gap so wide a truck can drive through! She lets everyone know that Carmella doesn’t wanna be a Diva before raising her hand, making the Playboy model flinch.

Next up, Amy Weber! The bitchy Diva tells Joy she needs to learn how to lick a pie, before telling Hemme she needs to settle her ass down – which at the time was tooooooooo true! Now it’s time to diss whore, I mean Carmella. Amy tells her she knows shit about wrestling and having a male yaya in her mouth doesn’t have anything to do with wrestling… BIATCH! Carmella tries to stand up for herself but fails in her attempt to diss her fellow Divas as both Joy and Amy bitch her out.

Christy Hemme’s turn! She tells them she’ll burn them and makes petty jabs at Amy and Joy before yelling male yaya-sucking-gutter-slut at Carmella. Bless.

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38. “All you’re doing, is getting FAT!”

ft. Melina, Michelle McCool, Joy Giovanni, Jackie Haas & Lauren Jones

Joy Giovanni, Miss Jackie, Lauren Jones and Michelle McCool hit the ring with Heidenreich to be weird with baskets of rose petals, chocolate and poems. The red carpet rolled out and paparazzi swarmed in as MNM had heard enough! The Hollywood jet-setters hit the ring and Melina made it clear she was grossed out by EVERYONE.

Michelle stands up for herself and everyone else in the ring. But Melina DGAF’s and tells her she’s getting fat. She tells Michy to take her dumplings and GTFO as MNM wants their spotlight. She pokes fun of Heidenreich’s poems and says she’ll never be his friend as her friends are IMPORTANT. She finishes by saying he’s a pathetic loser who runs around the ring like a kindergardener on crack.

Michelle takes down Melina but gets knocked off by MNM. The A-List team then deliver a Snapshot to Heidenreich and stand above, click click, snap snapping!

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24. Kelly Kelly goes mad crazy psycho

ft. Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Eve Torres & Natalya

Just one night after losing the WWE Divas championship, Kelly Kelly loses her mind. K2 started out with slamming Beth into the announcer table before cracking completely and going apeshit on the Glamazon.

Diva of Doom partner Natalya tried thumping Kelly, but K2′s BFFL Eve took care of her. Kelly continued to go mad, even screaming in the refs face. It took the referee and Eve to pull the savage Kelly off the new champ. Forget Victoria/Tara, Kelly aint the lady to mess with!

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13. “Open your heart, just like you opened your legs!”

ft. Trish Stratus & Lita

One of the most horrific moments of Lita’s life in the WWE was the time she had to marry the big red machine, Kane. Not only did she have to marry a monster, her worst enemy in the whole wide world came out to ruin the shindig. Trish Stratus walked out in some white lingerie and declares herself the maid of honor. Making a dig at Lita’s pregnancy, Trish says she wore white because she knew Lita couldn’t!

Trish is concerned for Lita, as she knows that Lita’s confused and upset about marrying Kane. Trish is such a good friend though and she gives Lita some advice: “Open your heart, just like you opened your legs!”

Lita glares at Trish and whacks her with the flowers. She then takes her down and bashes her head off the floor. The two roll down the stairs and Lita continues the assault! She chokes Trish but is pulled off by her soon-to-be-husband, Kane. Boo!

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10. “Heyyy baby listen to meeee…”

ft. The Bella Twins & Kharma

Kharma talks for the first time after her breakdown a week previous. She says she had two dreams from her childhood. One to be a WWE Diva and she explains her whole ordeal. Her second dream is a little more personal; it’s to be a mother. She says she’s currently pregnant! Congrats!

“You Can Look But You Can’t Touch” plays and out comes the bitchy Bella Twins. They thought she was just fat, not pregnant. They congratulate her on finding a mug to hook up with. Nikki says she’s as big as a blimp! The evil twins get in the ring and rag on her some more.

They ask if the baby has ears yet, and start a ‘your momma’s so fat’ joke, but Kharma stomps forward towards Brie and Nikki. Kharma hopes the Bellas will be there when she returns, as she has a new dream! MWAHAHAH!

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It’s now time for you guys to cast your vote to order the top ten Diva Shore moments. Get voting below for the baddest, bitchiest moment that’s your fave!


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