Welcome back to a frightful scene! Marcella has returned to her sexy and hot Raw coverage. The past few weeks I have been very busy with running a department in the absence of my boss and writing publications for her. Even though, I am still running the department, I have some much needed free time. The two Raws and Vengeance coverages will be up tomorrow when I will spam you all with my sexy and hot proses.

Now let’s get down to the business at hand!

Out comes Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. Ms. Piggy  says that she is  the original Diva. Sunny won’t be too happy about this!  Oh no! Ms. Piggy has been EXCUSED!  Vickie Guerrero and Jack Swagger come flying out on their broomsticks. :P  Vickie goes ape over all Piggy.  Bless. Swagger talks about food. You know Vickie should feed him sometime soon.  Kermit makes the wubby comment of the night saying he doesn’t want any trouble with Swagger or his MOTHER!  VICKIE RAGES! The ladies get into a boobula bouncing fit. Out comes Santino Marella who tells Swagger they will have a match and  that Ziggy will wrestle Zack Ryder. Vickie yells everywhere. Kermit and Piggy scream WWYKI!

Suddenly, HOLLA! plays on the PA as Kelly Kelly comes out as a weirdly dressed pirate. She skips Santino who wants a kissy and lays a big one on Kermit. Piggy goes apeshit. She screams “WHATTTTTT?!” as Vickie just cackles. We hit the commercial break.

We come back and all the divas are already in the ring for the costume battle royal. Eve was the last lady to come in.

#1 Contender’s Battle Royal: Eve Torres, Rosa Mendes, AJ Lee, Aksana, Tamina, Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Natalya and The Bella Twins

In the order of eliminations:

1. Rosa Mendes the Caveman gets thumped out.

2. The Bella Twins aka Mario & Luigi eliminate Aksana (aka Morticia).

3. Tamina (Egyptian goddess) thumps AJ ( Kitana from Mortal Kombat)

4. Tamina is thumped out by Kaitlyn (Dog the Bounty Hunter).

5. Kaitlyn is thumped out by the Bella Twins.

The remaining divas are K2 (pirate lady), Eve (stole Nikki’s Robin costume), Bellas (Mario & Luigi), Natalya (Queen of Hearts), and Alicia (a sailor). So K2 & Eve team up to smack the Bellas.  The Bellas are body slammed on top of each other. Eve then booty pop moonsaults the naughty twinnys. K2 then does the stink face to them.

6 & 7. The Bella Twins are eliminated.

Meanwhile, Natalya and Alicia are fighting like animals.  They all slap Nattie. Nattie discus clotheslines Eve. Alicia and K2 make the save.

8 &9. Nattie eliminates   Alicia & K2 by throwing them over the top rope.

10. Eve dumps Nattie out for the win.

BY THE WAY, Beth Phoenix is on commentary the whole time talking about herself and how she and Nattie should face each other.  She is wearing a REALLY ugly queen outfit. She thought she was Bellatrix Lestrange! No boo!

SO EVE WINS THE MATCH! YAYA!

As Eve celebrates,   angry Divas of Doom comes into the ring, but K2 and Alicia come back to stand with Eve.  The Divas of Doom leave the ring.  YOUR CASE IS DISMISSED BETH & NATTIE!

LMAO! Sheamus and Beaker are relatives. I <3 this.

OH AYAYAYAYAYYAYA! CODY WINS A MATCH! That’s my treat. :) I don’t need a trick. KTHXBAI

Oh dear some weird muppets named Gonzo and Fozzie are pandering backstage. Gonzo thinks he could be a WWE superstar. Bless.  Vickie and her men come. They are MAD! The gentlemen pull Gonzo’s arms and tie his arms around his head as a gift.  Vickie’s men leave since they just assaulted a muppet because they are HARDCORE. ;P

Vickie comes out with Swagger since he would get lost on his way to the ring. Santino wins the match and Vickie gets extremely mad!

Now once again, Vickie makes her way out this time to help Dolph Ziggler to the ring for his match against Zack Ryder. Bless, Ziggy loses so Vickie has a cow.