BLAH BLAH WWE DIVA EMERGENCY BLAH

We start off this Survivor Series, the 25th annual one to be exact, in the house that the Royals built— Madison Square Garden.  You know it has to be a good one because it’s in my hometown. And, well, if the WWE decides to be naughty, those 17,000 plus will have a riot and go Occupy  some weirdos.

To make this Royal’s day BAD, we see John Laurinaitis at the start of the PPV telling us he has been ruining the WWE for ten years. Well, Lil’ Johnny, I wouldn’t brag about that if I were you.  I may be across the river from MSG, but I will reach out and spank his head. He’s gotta learn that this Royal DOES NOT LIKE HIM!

Okay, I will get to the diva action part of the program.

Vickie Guerrero comes out with Dolph Ziggler for his match against John Morrison. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING VICKIE???? She screams everywhere since the NYC crowd is naughty. They want Zack Ryder.  Anyways,  Dolphy’s leg gets put on the rope by Vickie.  VICKIE Y U DO THAT?!  She gets thrown out by the referee. It doesn’t matter as Dolphy pulls out a win. Vickie comes back and gloats like a bad bitch. She rips the title from the stupid naughty ref. She then excuses the crowd so that Dolphy can speak. Long Island’s own Zack Ryder runs out and spanks Dolphy. Vickie had ran out of the ring and screams everywhere. She helps Dolphy to the back as the Ryder Revolution continues.

Lumberjill Match for the WWE Divas Title: Eve Torres vs. Beth Phoenix
As soon as that segment is over, Kelly Kelly’s music hits the PA as K2 and the other divas come out in their ring gear. The lumberjills for this next contest are Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, AJ Lee, Kaitlyn, Aksana, The Bella Twins- Brie & Nikki,  Rosa Mendes, Tamina, and Maxine.  Out comes Eve Torres in her sexy remixed theme.  I have to say Beth Phoenix and Natalya come out to a pop from the NYC crowd.

Eve smack Beth, and Beth goes for a slam.  Eve gets a mouthful of the mat, but Eve takes the Glamazon’s feet out from under her. It’s booty pop time. Beth rolls out of the ring, but Kelly RAGES OVER and throws Beth back in with the help of AJ.  Eve hits a neckbreaker and does her lovely standing moonsault. She goes for a pin, but Beth gets out at 2. Beth and Eve go apeshit at each other. Eve ends up on the wrong side of the apron so Natalya grabs her foot. Eve gets out of the foot grab and gets laid out by  Beth. The Bellas are dancing everywhere like weirdos. Beth uses the bottom rope to choke the Believer. The Bellas, Rosa, Tamina, and Nattie LMFAO all over Eve. Surprisingly, Maxine isn’t giggling! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? A 2 count for Bethy.

Anyways,  Eve makes a comeback and tosses Beth face first into the turnbuckles. She hits a dropkick, backelbows, kicks, and clothesline. Eve goes for a back splash/rolling thunder but Beth puts her knees up. Beth sets up Eve for the GlamSlam but Eve elbows her to death. Eve then applies a triangle submission. Beth eventually gets to the ropes. Nattie and the Bellas distract Eve by getting on the apron and dancing like weirdos. Beth rolls up Eve for a 2 count. Eve reverses for a 2 count.  Beth gets smacked with elbows and a Beautiful Disaster kick ala Cody Rhodes. Eve heads up top for a moonsault but Beth jumps on the ropes. From the middle rope, Beth hits the glamslam on Eve for the win.

Winner: Beth Phoenix

Nattie celebrates with Beth as Beth holds her side. K2 runs in to check on Eve. The faces play the consoling game with Eve on the outside. It is definitely CRYING TIME! That was a pretty good match. I actually liked the ending.

I LOVE CODY RHODES! I could gush about what he did, but that would bore you all. So I will behave for right now. Just to let you know, this Royal was more than pleased with him being one of the last survivors. Lisa Jane is definitely pleased that her men were the last men standing. ;)

Then, we see the Bella Twins NOT learning their lesson! They are speaking with Del Rio about restaurants. NO! I can’t believe I’m happy Johnny Ace Laurinaitis told the girlies to leave. :( He should have told Del Rio and himself to GTFO.

CM Punk as Champ = <3

Overall, I liked this PPV. Maybe, I was PMSing so much that I was entertained. I just may be delusional from being in pain for several days. Who knows?! For some reason, I think Nonno (RIP!) enjoyed the PPV, especially with his favorites– The Rock & John Cena winning! ;)

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Also, a big thank you goes out to Marc to making this post, tagging the people, and making my logo as I was being sick everywhere and doing my coursework and job work!!!!