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Welcome to the best damn Monday Night activity– Raw is Marcella!

We come back from the break and we see the team of the Bella Twins in the ring with their opponents Alicia Fox and Kelly Kelly. K2 and Bella start out and do a great smacking. For some STRANGE reason,  Beth Phoenix and Natalya play the jogging game around the ring. They are in their workout attires. This distracts K2 for like three seconds.  As K2 does the headscissors, Foxy keeps tagging in like a weirdo. I think she even smacked Kelly in the head several times. K2 goes for the stinkface and the other Bella gets REAL mad! She and K2 roll out of the ring for fun.  Some stuff happens and the Bella is on her back! Alicia hits her rolling flippy leg drop for the win! YAYYY! Sorry, I wasn’t interesting in this match this week. I was genuinely confused by the Divas of Doom and by the choice of attire of the Bellas.

Vickie helps Ziggy to the ring for his match with Orton. Ziggy wins and does weird SHIT. Vickie gets on the microphone and babbles like a freak about Ziggy. Sorry, I wasn’t interested AGAIN! Please forgive me oh great Vickie Guerrero.

Later, Vickie helps Jack Swagger to the ring to his defeat. At one point of the match, Vickie cackles like a witch FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Zack Ryder was like DOING something to Jack. So that earned a WTF from my uncle and myself. Oh by the way, THE WOO WOO WOO KID WINS! YAYA!

Vickie Guerrero did look lovely in her pink shirt and ODD skirt. SO YEYYYYY FOR HER!  :)

I am VERY MAD that the reports about Mae Young appearing did not happen! I wanted Mae Young to call some divas bitches and sluts again! I would have given anything to see Mae Young whack Beth or Nattie for being NAUGHTY GIRLIES! Or, maybe she could have whacked that moron, Johnny ACE Laurinaitis!