Extreme Makeover: Entrance Music Edition
Brooke Tessmacher
December 4th, 2011 | Comments (3)

Welcome to a brand new exclusive at OhSoDivalicious. (Excuse the cheap logo! ;)) In Extreme Makeover: Entrance Music Edition, we will be throwing around a few different ideas for different entrance music for the women of wrestling. The idea for this post came about when Maxine returned to NXT and debuted her brand new entrance music. I thought her music was totally lame and didn’t suit her at all. I thought it was more facey than ‘Queen of Mean.’

The last time we had a music makeover, nearly 30% of you guys that voted thought Pink’s smash hit “So What” should be Tamina’s new theme, while a measily 9% thought she should keep her current theme.

After a tonne of votes in our poll, you had voted for former TNA Knockouts Tag Team champion Brooke Tessmacher to have an Extreme Music Makeover! Since making an impact in TNA, Brooke has used a generic rocky theme which doesn’t suit her or her crazy personality.

Listen to Brooke’s current entrance music.

To listen to all the songs, click the beside the song title and artist name.

————————————————————————————————————

“S&M” by Rihanna

NA NA NA NA COME ON! A saucy, upbeat pop track full of naughtiness and innuendos which will take you back to Brooke’s secretary days with Bischoff. This song fits Brooke’s personality and ‘gimmick’ in TNA. She’s hot but she can kick ass and the chanting in the song is enough to get any crowd riled up. Like I said, it takes you back to Brooke’s secretary days in TNA, so if she ever turned heel again the theme would still stick and give her that really naughty, edgey kick.

————————————————————————————————————

“Just In Love” by Joe Jonas & Lil’ Wayne

This Joe Jonas track is weird! It’s a nice pop song with a sick beat with added extra hood-ness. Hi Lil’ Wayne. It’s a good facey song, but it wouldn’t fit anyone. The song tells a story of this girl who can stand her own pretty much. A line Lil’ Wayne raps is “‘Cos all these other bitches ain’t fucking with her” which would refer to how far Brooke’s come and how people are more wary of stepping inside the ring with her nowadays as she’s stepped up her game in the ring and is a former champ! Plus, I’m sure all the DISGUSTING PERVERTS (Karen Jarrett’s words, not mine!) are just in love with Tessmacher!

————————————————————————————————————

“Turn Me On” by David Guetta & Nicki Minaj

Music masterminds David Guetta and Nicki Minaj recorded this track for Guetta’s ‘Nothing But The Beat’ album. It’s a housey dance track with vocals from the female rapper who absolutely smashes it. Once it kicks into the chorus would be the perfect time to come out from behind the curtain. With Brooke being a former dancer in the WWE she could certainly pull out some mad crazy dance moves in her entrance. Hey, she could even get tips from former crazy dancer and taggy partner, Tara!

————————————————————————————————————

“My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas

‘Asstastic’ is one of Brooke Tessmacher’s signature move and she isn’t afraid to get all asstastic with her ring gear either. The proud model shows off all her humps each and every time she gets in the ring but don’t be fooled by the lovely lady lumps, Brooke can back it up in the ring too. But hey, wouldn’t it be great for Brooke to use this song JUST to see the look on Miss Karen’s face!

————————————————————————————————————

“Starstrukk” by 3OH!3 & Katy Perry

A cool pop-dance song that everyone knows and can sing (or wolf-whistle) along to.

————————————————————————————————————


3 Responses to “Extreme Makeover: Entrance Music Edition
Brooke Tessmacher”

  1. S&M but instrumental would suit her greatfully!

    Comment by Francisco on 04/12/2011 at 4:55 PM



  2. Well written post. I really like reading this blog for the reason that the writers often write excellent posts. Great work once again. I am planning to subscribe to this feed and bookmark this site.Great. Ain’t technology sweet?

    Comment by Kania on 26/02/2012 at 4:54 AM



  3. [...] last time we had a music makeover, 30% of you guys that voted thought Brooke Tessmacher should be bouncing [...]

    Pingback by OhSoDivalicious.org » Extreme Makeover: Entrance Music EditionNEW Divas Champion – Layla on 30/04/2012 at 4:09 PM



Leave a Reply

     

OhSoSocial
OhSoDivalicious:
TWITTERFACEBOOKFORMSPRING
OhSoEyeCandy:
TWITTERTUMBLR


Team OSD
Founders: Trisha & Marc
V.P. of the Columnists: Marcella
Columnists: Francisco & Candice
Gallery Owner: Kristen
Contact Us: Click here
More Info?


Site Stats
Layout Version: 42
Featuring: Layla El & Eve Torres
Design: Trisha
Coding: Corrin
Listed At: Chained
Open Since: 26 Nov '07
Hosted Since: 04 July '08
Wordpressed Since: 25 May '09
Total Hits: hits
More Info?


Chit Chat

Please note that we do not tolerate spammers or rude comments directed at either women of wrestling, staff members or fellow posters. We will not hesitate to block said commenters.






Tweet Tweet


Friends of OSD
Partner Sites:
Barrett Source
KB-24


View All Affiliates/Apply?


Legal Disclaimer
© 2007-2010 OhSoDivalicious.org

We're a combination of a site; we blog, we provide news and we provide a variety of multimedia. We are NOT associated with WWE, TNA or any other wrestling company with female wrestlers we write about. All content such as images, audio and video are copyrighted to their respective owners under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, where allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. No infingement is implied. The site was created by and is mostly designed by staff members unless stated otherwise, if there are any issues regarding this, do not hesitate to contact us. This site fully maintained by staff of OhSoDivalicious and proud to be non-profit, at all.

peeps online, YAY ♥