To start off, I would like to wish everyone the best in their future endeavors since people do new endeavors every day!

Second, this will be a quickie coverage as I have finals for the next two weeks, my laptop was under attack from a gazillion Trojans thanks to me downloading several files for my projects (it has taken two days to clear it up..so I was studying, working on papers,  fixing this lappy, and watching Raw), I’m very tired from working  a 10 hour day, I’m sure I’m catching  a form of the flu thanks  to the flu shot, and I’m stressed from the impending wisdom teeth extractions. Yeah, Marcella is not HAPPY!

Now that I have bored you and ranted to Geebus, LET’S GET TO RAW!

Cena and Del Rio are playing in the ring so Vickie and Dolph come out. They are excusing Cena and Del Rio. Vickie wants her boytoy to get a title shot. The Miz came and everyone spoke. I wasn’t caring. I thought Vickie looked great so I spoke over them the whole time telling my Uncle how wonderful Vickie is. EXCUSE HER!

Some sexy stuff happened with Orton being bad. He wasn’t bad enough so I was disappointed.

Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, and Eve Torres do a wonderful walk to see the wizard.

Well, they weren’t off to see the wizard. They came to the ring to face the Divas of Doom (Beth Phoenix & Natalya). DOD has a weird video that is interrupted by a DUMB video of classroom antics. What do they want?  For whatever it is worth, the match was like three seconds. K2 outsmarts Beth and rolls her up for a victory for her team of herself and Eve. Alicia jumps like a jack in a box. The faces celebrate and the heels cry.

Cena beats  Ryder :(

Oops, Cena gives back his title opportunity so that Ryder could get one more try. The one more try is good! YAYA! Ryder wilface Dolphy!

Vickie comes out of the moron, Johnny Ace’s office. She couldn’t get the Ryder match overturned but she knows that Ziggy’s opponent is Sheamus.  Dolphy yells ” WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?!” <— Line of the night as he doesn’t pay her. By the way, Swagger was there if anyone cares.

Dolph  with Vickie loses to Sheamus becuase Ryder distracts Dolphy. He then lays out Dolphy. Vickie is MAD everywhere. BLESS!

CM PUNK was wonderful at the contract signing.

I am a pleased lady. KTHXBAI

Below for Superstars Spoilers!

Thanks to Prowrestling.net for the following spoilers!

. Epico (w/Rosa Mendes, Primo) defeated Evan Bourne. Very good 12-minute match with lots of near falls and athleticism. Bourne got the biggest reaction of the night so far. The crowd when nuts when he went up top for Air Bourne, but Primo distracted him giving Epico time to recover. Epico hit the Back Stabber for the win. This match may actually worth checking out Superstars.